Are Signup Bonuses Really This Exciting?

[Simmo!]

Paddy Power seem to think so! Made me smile - she clearly hasn't read the T&C's yet If that doesn't wipe the smile off her face, we'll introduce her to tennis_balls

 

[Addisyn]

LOL...

You and I are of the same mind as it relates to bonuses. She surely hasn't read the T&C's. I have at great length and will no longer take a bonus! Not only do they follow them to the letter but some casinos (marine carnivorous fish) make them up as they go along!

 

[Mousey]

Perhaps that sign up bonus cured her chronic creeping athlete's feet and put hair on her husband's chest.

 

[Macgyver]

Perhaps that sign up bonus cured her chronic creeping athlete's feet and put hair on her husband's chest.

Better her husband's chest than her chest.

 

[babs7262]

LOL

She forgot to take her medication! Yeah, I havnt taken a bonus the last two times. They're such a pain. I thought it was such a big deal at first. Maybe this was her first one too!

 

[frufrugirl]

Reminds me of those commercials...Do you have chronic constipation? .....lol

 

[babs7262]

hehe

head on..apply directly to the head, head on ...apply directly to the head

 

[liquidsoap]

Simmo where did they find that picture of your girlfriend???

 

[Simmo!]

Simmo where did they find that picture of your girlfriend???

I wish

 

[amatrine]

Re

head on..apply directly to the head, head on ...apply directly to the head

UGG I hate those commercials!! LOL

Ama

 

[The Dude]

I wish

Looks a little like Joey Ramone.

 

[Simmo!]

Looks a little like Joey Ramone.

AKA Jeff Hyman. Bet you didn't know that!

 

[The Dude]

AKA Jeff Hyman. Bet you didn't know that!

Puhlease...

 

[Pinababy69]

Simmo where did they find that picture of your girlfriend???

Tee hee...in the flesh!!

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[Simmo!]

Puhlease...

Well ok - I knew you'd know that, but not many others. Most people still think the Ramones are/were brothers

Tee hee...in the flesh!!

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Is that he best Canada has to offer? My word! And I can see you photoshopped out the end of the arm and the hand holding the camera too Pina. But credit where credit's due....you know your best side


Muppets (literally) 2 Canadians 1

 

[liquidsoap]

Tee hee...in the flesh!!

Talk about a crazy three sum!

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Man if I had photoshop I could have made that look sweet, but you got the picture.

 

[Simmo!]

That is class. Ah...sweet dreams And just look how satisfied they are!! See! It's true what they tell you girls

 

[winbig]

Paddy Power seem to think so! Made me smile - she clearly hasn't read the T&C's yet If that doesn't wipe the smile off her face, we'll introduce her to tennis_balls

lol...

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They have some awesome stuff there! If you're good enough, get in on the contests

 

[Pinababy69]

Talk about a crazy three sum!

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Man if I had photoshop I could have made that look sweet, but you got the picture.

LMFAO @ liquid...

Simmo, you're the one who looks satisfied...look at that shit-eating grin on your face, lol. A blonde and a brunette, all that's missing is the redhead.

 

[winbig]

LMFAO @ liquid...

Simmo, you're the one who looks satisfied...look at that shit-eating grin on your face, lol. A blonde and a brunette, all that's missing is the redhead.

What would have been more funny is if they showed the whole bedroom with kermit in the background, watching

 

[Pinababy69]

What would have been more funny is if they showed the whole bedroom with kermit in the background, watching

I hope Jim Henson isn't watching us from above...not sure he'd approve of Porno Muppets.

 

[winbig]

I hope Jim Henson isn't watching us from above...not sure he'd approve of Porno Muppets.

lmao...

Ok, you guys got me goin...now I'm going to have to break photoshop out in the next couple of days and do a muppet scene LOL...it'll be fun, and it's sort of class related anyways, so....................

But here's a long lost pic from the muppet show...not sure why we never got to see it!

 

[Pinababy69]

Too funny Winbig!! Ummm Simmo....by the look in her eyes, I think you'd better get some little blue pills to go with your little blue..........

















BODY!!!!!

 

[happygobrokey]

anyone watch old match game reruns? the girl in the bonus ad is a dead ringer of PATTI DEUTSCH!!!

 

[yameater]

Paddy Power seem to think so! Made me smile - she clearly hasn't read the T&C's yet If that doesn't wipe the smile off her face, we'll introduce her to tennis_balls

That face almost expresses how I'll look if they overturn the gambling law!

 

[babs7262]

Simmo

You are so funny dude!!!! I guess your allowed to eat pork then huh? LMAO

 

[winbig]

I'm still curious.....

How in the world did we go from casino bonses to muppet porn?

 

[Simmo!]

How in the world did we go from casino bonses to muppet porn?

Pinababy. Stupid question

 

[Pinababy69]

Pinababy. Stupid question

The Dutch made me do it.

 

[winbig]

The Dutch made me do it.

I think Pinababy deserves a spanking this time, not us!

 

[jon593]

definitely looks like a retard who didnt take their meds........ i know this from experience

 

[Simmo!]

definitely looks like a retard who didnt take their meds........ i know this from experience

Who...Pinababy? Yes, totally agree - although in her defence she is Can.....oh...wait...you mean the original picture? I see

 

[tennis_balls]

between the chatter of pinababy and the miss piggy pic, i'm really getting a craving for pork.

 

[Pinababy69]

Who...Pinababy? Yes, totally agree - although in her defence she is Can.....oh...wait...you mean the original picture? I see

Smartass muppet!!

LOL@Winbig and tennis_balls...a spanking AND some bacon. I'm truly blessed.

 

[winbig]

Smartass muppet!!

LOL@Winbig and tennis_balls...a spanking AND some bacon. I'm truly blessed.

Not to mention that we're going to spank you with bacon

 

[Pinababy69]

Not to mention that we're going to spank you with bacon

Hmmmm......I'm trying to visualize. Would that be cooked or raw? Back bacon or side bacon? LOL.....okay, enough!!!! You guys are just as bad (or worse) than me, yet the muppet moderator seems to want to blame me for all thread hijackings!!

 

[Simmo!]

....yet the muppet moderator seems to want to blame me for all thread hijackings!!

Not *all* Pina. T_B and McGyver are pushing you for that title. Hell, even I maybe I still owe an apology to "caughttheriver" for sending his Vegas thread off at a tangent (if you're reading this CTR, I'm sorry!).

Damn it...I'll just say "sorry" to everyone while I'm here:

The Muppet Moderator says:
SORRY
To everyone
For everything ever!​

There - I should feel so much better

 

[Pinababy69]

Simmo, my funny blue friend...you crack me up. You're the best! :notworthy