- Joined
- May 22, 2012
Little boy of 5 having a picnic in the field one sunny summer's day with mum and dad. He wanders over to the fence and spots a few horses, one of which is a stallion in a state of full sexual arousal. He rushes back and whispers excitedly in his mum's ear, who then blushes and whispers back. Later he takes his dad over to see the horses, and sure enough the horny stallion is standing there, again with a full erection.
Seizing his chance, he says to his dad:
"Dad, what's that big thing sticking down from that horse over there?"
Dad clears his throat, and decides honesty is the best policy :
"Son, that's a daddy horse and that's his penis."
"LIAR!" shouts the son.
"What do mean by that son?" he says.
"Well, I asked mummy earlier and she said it was 'nothing'.."
Dad says "well, your mum's been spoilt over the years."
Seizing his chance, he says to his dad:
"Dad, what's that big thing sticking down from that horse over there?"
Dad clears his throat, and decides honesty is the best policy :
"Son, that's a daddy horse and that's his penis."
"LIAR!" shouts the son.
"What do mean by that son?" he says.
"Well, I asked mummy earlier and she said it was 'nothing'.."
Dad says "well, your mum's been spoilt over the years."
