almost caught...............................

[LaurieJim]

Almost Caught
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office
with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left
work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave
right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how
was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her
spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to
her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly,
quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the
door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead
mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was
with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

 

[RobWin]

That's a Blond Joke ain't it Laurie....

 

[TDTAT]

Thanks lauriejim! Here is another blonde joke.. I hope it does not offend anyone

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.

The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies But I dont have that much money, and I must get a message to her, its urgent! Ill do anything to get a message to her.

The clerk replies Anything?

Yes ANYTHING! replies the blonde.

He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. Take it out, says the clerk.

She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says Well go ahead and do it She brings her lips close to it and shouts Hello? Mom?

 

[RobWin]

Thanks lauriejim! Here is another blonde joke.. I hope it does not offend anyone

Good one TDTAT...

 

[winbig]

edit: nevermind, they want all this lame demographic information to finish the quiz. How lame.

Here's some good ones

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."

So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."

So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."


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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.

Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."

So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.

Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.

Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"


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A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"


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[LaurieJim]

edit: nevermind, they want all this lame demographic information to finish the quiz. How lame.

Here's some good ones

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."

So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."

So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."


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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.

Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."

So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.

Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.

Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"


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A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"


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lmao

 

[RobWin]

Good ones Win...:lolsign:

 

[RobWin]

Another Blonde Joke...

Sick leave


I urgently needed a few days off work,

But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

"What in the world are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out". Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,

"...And where do you think you're going?!"

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

 

[LaurieJim]

lol rob