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- Aug 26, 2010
- Location
- Old bag lady with a laptop
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Road Stripers
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.
At the end of the first day, the redhead had painted 3 miles, the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles . The boss was so excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers.
The next day, the redhead painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde painted only 4 miles. The boss told her not to worry, you still have a good lead.
So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile. The boss was so disappointed, he asked the blonde, "What went wrong?, you were doing so well" .
She said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
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College Rules
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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"
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Thought for the Day
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“If you ever need a helping hand,
you’ll find one at the end of your arm”
~ Yiddish Proverb
Road Stripers
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.
At the end of the first day, the redhead had painted 3 miles, the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles . The boss was so excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers.
The next day, the redhead painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde painted only 4 miles. The boss told her not to worry, you still have a good lead.
So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile. The boss was so disappointed, he asked the blonde, "What went wrong?, you were doing so well" .
She said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
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College Rules
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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"
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Thought for the Day
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“If you ever need a helping hand,
you’ll find one at the end of your arm”
~ Yiddish Proverb
