happygobrokey
Dormant account
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2006
- Location
- canada
sorry but i had to share this story. i'm on top of the world right now. get this:
down to my last 55 CAD in neteller. can't find anywhere with an attractive bonus for the amount i have to deposit. decide what the hell, just stick it in some mg casino and play pontoon or bj, try and double it up like. so i go through my list, decide i should play at 32red, in hopes of not being bonus banned for only depositing once a month. sounds good. oops it plays in pounds so i can deposit ~25 gbp only, hope it goes through... through.
head over to pontoon, throw on the autoplay 1GBP bets... dialog box: sorry adjust your bet to our new minimum: 5GBP. no thanks! too risky. head over to ACBJ, throw on autoplay @ 2GBP, set to turn off if i go down 5 bets. sitting at 15 GBP, throw it on again to go until i'm down to 5. shuts off on a split. i play it through and come out okay. autoplay some more, get back up to 20 and then back down to 12. decide that's enough of that and grudgingly decide to spin it down 45p at a time at thunderstruck, hope to build it up to 20 or 25 with a few double-up wins.
start spinning, i win only one or two throws for about a pound each, lost one double up and didn't attempt the second time. i keep spinning another minute or so, lose every subsequent throw down to about 6 GBP left, when what do i get but three ramheads emblazoned with lightning! click here to start free spins! oh hell yeah. i'll be up to 20 at least after this.
on spin 3/15 i hit a nice payout for 6.75 gbp, spin 9/15 i hit one for another 11 gbp or so (three hammers maybe?), and then, spin 11/15 tack on another 135-ish (four castles and a wild i think?) for a total win of 158.85 on the free spins from a 45p pull. deposit 25, cash out 164.
now i am rolled to hit up the monthlies next week, i thought this might have been my last ride for a long while. thank you 32red, for allowing my petty deposit of 25 GBP, and thank you for raising the min at pontoon so i didn't wind it all down there busting 5-card double attempts.
and most of all, thank you for having fun, well-paying 45 cent/pence slots. this is my second time hitting the free spins playing thunderstruck and i've played MAYBE 500 pulls over four or five sessions at 45 or 90 cents/pence every time. the other time i hit it it only paid like 15 bucks/pounds.
the best bit is i know i'll get paid and quick since 32red has proven themselves time and again to myself and countless others.
gambling is so thrilling and just when i had resigned hope, i trigger the free round in <25 pulls, and ring up what, a 333x bet win? cashed out 6x what i deposited when i was down to a chip and a chair. maybe this will inspire me out of the general state depression i was experiencing to this point. or maybe i'll degenerately gamble it all away and plunge further into the abyss...
tune in next week: same bat-time! same bat-channel!
down to my last 55 CAD in neteller. can't find anywhere with an attractive bonus for the amount i have to deposit. decide what the hell, just stick it in some mg casino and play pontoon or bj, try and double it up like. so i go through my list, decide i should play at 32red, in hopes of not being bonus banned for only depositing once a month. sounds good. oops it plays in pounds so i can deposit ~25 gbp only, hope it goes through... through.
head over to pontoon, throw on the autoplay 1GBP bets... dialog box: sorry adjust your bet to our new minimum: 5GBP. no thanks! too risky. head over to ACBJ, throw on autoplay @ 2GBP, set to turn off if i go down 5 bets. sitting at 15 GBP, throw it on again to go until i'm down to 5. shuts off on a split. i play it through and come out okay. autoplay some more, get back up to 20 and then back down to 12. decide that's enough of that and grudgingly decide to spin it down 45p at a time at thunderstruck, hope to build it up to 20 or 25 with a few double-up wins.
start spinning, i win only one or two throws for about a pound each, lost one double up and didn't attempt the second time. i keep spinning another minute or so, lose every subsequent throw down to about 6 GBP left, when what do i get but three ramheads emblazoned with lightning! click here to start free spins! oh hell yeah. i'll be up to 20 at least after this.
on spin 3/15 i hit a nice payout for 6.75 gbp, spin 9/15 i hit one for another 11 gbp or so (three hammers maybe?), and then, spin 11/15 tack on another 135-ish (four castles and a wild i think?) for a total win of 158.85 on the free spins from a 45p pull. deposit 25, cash out 164.
now i am rolled to hit up the monthlies next week, i thought this might have been my last ride for a long while. thank you 32red, for allowing my petty deposit of 25 GBP, and thank you for raising the min at pontoon so i didn't wind it all down there busting 5-card double attempts.
and most of all, thank you for having fun, well-paying 45 cent/pence slots. this is my second time hitting the free spins playing thunderstruck and i've played MAYBE 500 pulls over four or five sessions at 45 or 90 cents/pence every time. the other time i hit it it only paid like 15 bucks/pounds.
the best bit is i know i'll get paid and quick since 32red has proven themselves time and again to myself and countless others.
gambling is so thrilling and just when i had resigned hope, i trigger the free round in <25 pulls, and ring up what, a 333x bet win? cashed out 6x what i deposited when i was down to a chip and a chair. maybe this will inspire me out of the general state depression i was experiencing to this point. or maybe i'll degenerately gamble it all away and plunge further into the abyss...
tune in next week: same bat-time! same bat-channel!