Latest session, played Smeg-o-matic for the first time, wow! And big hits on Twitspin, Evolution etc.
Nice vid mate. And nice to see you back to winning ways.
Two minor criticisms though. Firstly, the game music, particularly on Evolution and TFTUT (after a winning spin) does tend to drown out part of
your commentary. I don't think I'm alone in thinking that hearing your commentary is much better than hearing NetEnt slot music.
The second one was when you were playing Wild Rockets. You said you were gonna quit at £500, then forgot to quit and ended up losing another £30 just to finish your rant about the game being tight, dead, vile and other uncomplimentary adjectives. If it wasn't for the spoiler that said
you were back to winning ways, I'd have actually been concerned that you were about to go on tilt again at that point. I know it's only £30 out of
a balance of £500, but having seen the way you crashed in your previous video (when a Montezuma bonus round paid around 90x after getting 2 re-triggers at 10x seemed to really get under your skin and get you frustrated), it shows just how easily a player can go on tilt, even a seasoned bankroll manager such as yourself.
Now onto the compliments.....
Your "back and forth" with Dracula was fucking hilarious. I was in creases. I had to stop the video a couple of times to get my breath back.
As for TFTUT, how do you not know that the hero is bisexual? Carrying a damsel in distress out of a lagoon doesn't mean he isn't batting
for both sides (I hasten to add that I am NO expert on this subject btw). I reckon the damsel actually got herself kidnapped by the turd in the hope of getting some underwater horizontal action from the sweetcorn-toothed one, because she ain't getting any (or enough) from the other three, as they are engaged in some highly deviant nautical menage a trois. Let's face it, the turd is CLEARLY interested in her, as he wasted no time in groping her tits the moment he kidnapped her and swam off.
Getting back to the other three for a moment though. It wouldn't surprise me if the professor probably uses his camera to take highly incriminating photos of the blue mincer and the oily-chested Spanish Chippendale wannabe in somewhat compromising positions (think of the episode "Money" in Blackadder II, where Eddie forms a plan to get out of having a poker shoved up his arse by the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells). It's enough to warrant a NetEnt special of The Jeremy Kyle show. WHY do you have to ask such thought-provoking questions anyway? Damn you
And the bonus round.....to use your own phrase "extra spins doesn't mean extra wins". Forget about killing the turd, if wilds turn up, be happy.
I've had so many bonus rounds scraping over 100x without even getting two target symbols in a round.
And finally Smegomatic....approach that slot with caution. Don't let your "beginners luck" on that game "seduce" you into thinking that it's actually any good. I promise you, once you get a bad session on that game, you'll be filling up the swear box at supersonic speeds.
Anyway, that's all from me for now. Keep up the great work, because there's never a dull moment in your vids.
), Played on Reel Rush (Trying to get best value for spins) and won e5.95
Jammy git I know!
