Wife and hubby.

[SamTHorn]

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

 

[Jasminebed]

Welcome to the forum Sam... you need to meet Kakata, lol.