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Mavin1

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I don't know, maybe it started last evening when I read a not so nice post describing me as a hair on a wart on a nipple with the personality of a ferret. I just figured oh well, someone has gone balistic, obviously in the wrong direction. But thought I wouldn't let it bother me and pretty much it hasn't, or so I thought.
So far today I have stepped on my puppy chihuahua's head, not hard, but enough to scare her and me. Then I go and put my load of laundry in the dryer, add a fabric softner, close the door and turn it on. But what is it I'm hearing in there, sounds like a shoe. It was thunking and I only had towels and a blanket in there. So I stopped the dryer, opened the door and there is one of my cats, jumping out of the load of clothes. I didn't even see her get in and she has done this many times before and I always have to take her out. This time I didn't see her go in nor see her in the clothes.

So there I am drying my cat!

So people beware, some posters can be hazardous to your day! :(
 
Oh no! Im so sorry you are having a rough day. Hope everything gets better for you. :thumbsup:

P.S. I hope the cat is ok!:eek2:
 
That's a "Murphy's Law" day...whatever can go wrong...will! I hope it was no one here that wrote that post..they have serious issues:mad:
 
One time my wife accidently closed the freezer door on one of our cats. Fortunately we always did a cat check (2 cats) before we both left for work and couldn't find the calico. Retraced steps, opened the freezer (on top of fridge), and there she was! Must have been in there about 3-4 minutes.

Figured out she jumped from the counter. Weirdest thing.
 
Thank goodness we don't have a Murphy day every day! :) Yes, that's why I said some posters may be hazardous to your day.
 
hi

you r anything but what that nasty person said. you r by far one of the niceies person i have ever met. i,m so sorrie but you know how carried away people can get and they don,t know that the words they say can hurt and once spoken can not be taken back. i hope you and kitty cat are doing good. and don,t worrie about what others say there r alot of people here who loves ya.
 
One time my wife accidently closed the freezer door on one of our cats. Fortunately we always did a cat check (2 cats) before we both left for work and couldn't find the calico. Retraced steps, opened the freezer (on top of fridge), and there she was! Must have been in there about 3-4 minutes.

Figured out she jumped from the counter. Weirdest thing.

Oh my, I never thought of the frig or freezer! Geesh now I'll be watching for that to as I do have a couple cats that like to go shopping everytime the frig is open. I have 5 cats to keep track of. :eek2:
 
you r anything but what that nasty person said. you r by far one of the niceies person i have ever met. i,m so sorrie but you know how carried away people can get and they don,t know that the words they say can hurt and once spoken can not be taken back. i hope you and kitty cat are doing good. and don,t worrie about what others say there r alot of people here who loves ya.


Thanks Kathy, I find I love a lot of people here to. But no, I'm not to hurt by it. I understand some people just don't know where to direct their frustration and are just looking for someone or someplace to dump on. But, maybe without me realizing it, it did affect my day some.
However, no matter what happens, always pay attention to our Kiddies and our Kitties! :) We never know what they may get into.
 
Thanks Osulle. But my goodness, aren't we all being kept on our toes with our cats!
So we have;

Cats in the dryer! :eek2:

Cats in the freezer! :eek2:

Cats nearly in flight! :eek2:
 
Thanks Kathy, I find I love a lot of people here to. But no, I'm not to hurt by it. I understand some people just don't know where to direct their frustration and are just looking for someone or someplace to dump on. But, maybe without me realizing it, it did affect my day some.
However, no matter what happens, always pay attention to our Kiddies and our Kitties! :) We never know what they may get into.

Your one of the nicest people on this forum:)
I also have some laundry to be done if your interested:D

Laurie
 
Mavin, what is wrong with having a hair on a wart on a nipple ? I am taking offense at that...I mean geez, ya know...my hubby doesn't mind me having it.. :rolleyes: Gotta love that visual :D

All kidding aside...watch them cats..they are definitly adventurous and mischievious all at the same time...I used to love it when my white persian used to sit on my fireplace mantle when the fireplace was going..

We lost her for two days once...come to find out we kept hearing a meow in our attached garage wall...so my hubby went into the room over the garage cubby hole and looked between the beams and saw her at the bottom of the wall stuck in between the 2x4's..

So he proceeded to cut her out from the garage sheetrocked wall, the hole is still there even though she passed , we never fixed it...it was a very interesting week...and we were so relieved to have found her..she was 18 years old when she died...

Gotta love them while you can...

Hugggzz....for you ...all is good...

Just remember these few things..."

'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.'

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
5. You mean the world to someone.
6. If not for you, someone may not be living.
7. You are special and unique.
8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come
from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you
most likely turned your back on the world.
11. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks.
13 . Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better
when they know and you'll both be happy.
14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
great.


So...just remember, you are valued whether you know it or not!


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Mavin, what is wrong with having a hair on a wart on a nipple ? I am taking offense at that...I mean geez, ya know...my hubby doesn't mind me having it.. :rolleyes: Gotta love that visual :D
You know that must be the problem, trying to get that image out of my head! You are always so funny!!!! :lolup:
Reminds me of this gal I worked with that had told me of having this pimple on her butt, it took me several days to get that image out of my head too. :o

Oh my, a BBQ'd cat in the fireplace, now there's another way they go out of their way to make us worry. :eek:
Or make you tear out a wall because they get in places they can't get out of, they are such mischevious little brats at times.

I appreciate the words to live by and couldn't have said it better, it is certainly uplifting for all of us. Thank You.
 
A long time ago I dated a guy who played hockey. He had one of those huge hockey duffel bag things to carry all his pads and junk around (he was a goalie) Anyway one day he left for practice and about 30 minutes later he comes back home. He got there, unzipped the bag, and two of our kittens were in there. He decided to bring them home instead of making them ride back in the bag after the game when everything was all sweaty and stinky. :eek2: Little boogers get into everything.

And on a personal note - Mavin, I don't think you're at ALL ferret-like. Or hairy-nipple-wart-like either. ;) Glad your pets are all ok.
 
A long time ago I dated a guy who played hockey. He had one of those huge hockey duffel bag things to carry all his pads and junk around (he was a goalie) Anyway one day he left for practice and about 30 minutes later he comes back home. He got there, unzipped the bag, and two of our kittens were in there. He decided to bring them home instead of making them ride back in the bag after the game when everything was all sweaty and stinky. :eek2: Little boogers get into everything.

And on a personal note - Mavin, I don't think you're at ALL ferret-like. Or hairy-nipple-wart-like either. ;) Glad your pets are all ok.


Oh that's a cute story too! You are so right, they are little boogers and do get into everything! I was glad that I heard the bumping in the dryer and decided to look in and see what it was. My cat had probably done about 4-5 revolutions in there. Boy did I freak out when she popped out!

Seriously, you don't think I'm kind of ferret like? Ferrets are kind of mischevious fun loving critters? :D
 
Oh that's a cute story too! You are so right, they are little boogers and do get into everything! I was glad that I heard the bumping in the dryer and decided to look in and see what it was. My cat had probably done about 4-5 revolutions in there. Boy did I freak out when she popped out!

I was just told that the same thing happened to a friend of mine - two of her kittens got into the dryer, except she didn't realize til they'd been in there for awhile. She was going out and the dryer was on her way to the garage so luckily she finally heard them. She had to rush them to the vet, and one of them ended up with a broken tail (and her sheets had to be washed again) but it could have ended up a lot worse. She said they were sick little kitties for a day or two though.

Seriously, you don't think I'm kind of ferret like? Ferrets are kind of mischevious fun loving critters? :D

lol....ferrets are great, I had some friends who had one and he was the coolest little guy. I'd go over and take my jacket off and put it on the floor for him and he'd spend hours just climbing up and down inside the sleeves.
 
Seriously, I don't understand what all the bashing is about lately. I'm glad you were adult enough to overcome this and not let it bother you.

My kitty story...

My son-in-law opened the refrigerator one morning and one of their kitties(this kitten was 10 weeks old) jumped out. When he asked his youngest son (he was 4 at the time) if he knew how the kitty got in there, his reply, "Yes daddy, he was a bad kitty so I put him in time out". My son adopted this kitty who is called BK (bad kitty), he's almost 23 lbs and has a BIG aversion to refrigerators.:lolup:
 
Seriously, I don't understand what all the bashing is about lately. I'm glad you were adult enough to overcome this and not let it bother you.

My kitty story...

My son-in-law opened the refrigerator one morning and one of their kitties(this kitten was 10 weeks old) jumped out. When he asked his youngest son (he was 4 at the time) if he knew how the kitty got in there, his reply, "Yes daddy, he was a bad kitty so I put him in time out". My son adopted this kitty who is called BK (bad kitty), he's almost 23 lbs and has a BIG aversion to refrigerators.:lolup:

You are so right, we should all remember our humanity towards one another. We don't have to agree or like everything said, but we should always respect the person saying it. I found with myself, if I don't like something and know it will send me over the edge, I best leave it alone. I learned this thanks to Silcnlayce's advice, regarding a political posting I butted into. It ruffled me, so I went over the line injecting my opinion when I should have just moved on to something else.
But we all will still be learning as long as we are teachable. I think if we become no longer teachable then we will have a serious problem or flaw in our makeup, that will become a stumbling block for ourselves and others that encounter us.

Thank goodness I don't have little children to add to the stress of wondering where the cat went! So another lesson for us, watch the kiddies and what they are doing with the cat!!!! :D
 
:)

yes i have babys and a big big cat i think close to 25 pounds or so and all muscle. he is almost 12 years old and i have to watch the kids around him. they love to grab him until he trys to gabe them. i have had to whip him and them. and now he just lets them lay all over him. along time ago when i was with my ex. we were moving from job to job and we were in niland and getting ready to go to anoughter job site. i had went home to get some stuff we needed and home was 3 hours away and my ex moved r bus to put gas in it and could not find mitty and r other cat. he was 2 to 3 miles away when some guy asked him what just ran into ur bus. well he went in there and it was mitty he had found the bus 3 miles away. my ex got him for r daughter and the poor little thing had ringworm so bad he was losing all his hair and on the 2nd day we had him i was washing dishies and the little thing ran up my leg and sat on my shoulder and i had shorts on ouchhhhh but any way he has been my cat since and he still will jump on my back and wrap his self around my neck and lay there which can at times be very painful lol. p.s i also have had alot of ferrets and they r very loveable citters but also can be meaner then hell sometimes. aww hell i have a zoo thank god my hubby don,t mind lol.
 
Oh yeah Osulle, trap them in the closet and just hope you don't have to wash everything in there! :D But oops, watch that washer too!

The cat running up your leg Kathy makes me remember how my one cat Mow will throw his claws up on my legs when I wear jeans, doesn't do this with other material, just the jeans, I used to have long scratches on my legs all the time. Then I got to where I would move back when he would do that and he would counter my moves trying to claw my legs. Thank goodness he pretty much stopped doing that.

There was this other time at our old house, that I used to leave the front window open just enough for the cats to go in and out during the day, no didn't have a kitty door. Well the cats would come running in all scared so I went out to see what was going on. There were these two neighborhood dogs running through the yard after my cats, so I would go out and chase them off. Mow again, would watch this as it happened several days in a row. He must have thought I needed backup so he started running behind me as I chased the dogs off, then he started running beside me chasing them off, what really cracked me up was when he finally ran ahead of me chasing the dogs off! He must have thought in his little cat brain, that it was him chasing the dogs off, forgetting that I was behind him. Maybe for a moment he saw himself as more than just a cat.
 
I wart on a nipple is almost like an extra nipple. And that is just cool.

And if anyone thinks you're a jerk, it's ok. Because someone else is a bigger jerk.

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

1. At least 2 people in this world could have died because of me.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

2. At least 15 women in this world dated me for a very short time.

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

3. A smile from me makes people nervous.

4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

4. Every night someone thinks about me, mutters something about being a jerk and goes to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone.

5. I owe an apology to someone.

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

6. If not for me, someone may not be living in another province.

7. You are special and unique.

7. My teachers used to tell me I am special and unique.

8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.

8. When I think I have a good chance of getting what you want, I probably won’t.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come
from it.

9. When I make the biggest mistake ever, I blame it on my boss.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

10. When I think the world has turned its back on me, I think. Oh, big mistake.

11. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.

11. Someone that I don't even know exists has heard about me.

12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

12. I always remember the compliments I receive. Trust me.

13 . Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you'll both be happy.

13 . I always tell someone how I feel about them. Then we never speak again.

14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

14. If I had a great friend, I would borrow 40 dollars.

I think you're a nice enough person, Mavin. Maybe one day we'll be great friends. :p
 
I wart on a nipple is almost like an extra nipple. And that is just cool.

And if anyone thinks you're a jerk, it's ok. Because someone else is a bigger jerk.



1. At least 2 people in this world could have died because of me.



2. At least 15 women in this world dated me for a very short time.



3. A smile from me makes people nervous.



4. Every night someone thinks about me, mutters something about being a jerk and goes to sleep.



5. I owe an apology to someone.



6. If not for me, someone may not be living in another province.



7. My teachers used to tell me I am special and unique.



8. When I think I have a good chance of getting what you want, I probably won’t.



9. When I make the biggest mistake ever, I blame it on my boss.



10. When I think the world has turned its back on me, I think. Oh, big mistake.



11. Someone that I don't even know exists has heard about me.



12. I always remember the compliments I receive. Trust me.



13 . I always tell someone how I feel about them. Then we never speak again.



14. If I had a great friend, I would borrow 40 dollars.

I think you're a nice enough person, Mavin. Maybe one day we'll be great friends. :p



Love it Skiny!!!! And your addage rings very true! :lolup: Thanks for the chuckle and I would look forward to being great friends one day as well.
I guess I have to watch how I post from now on, if I say this, I anger this person or group, if I say that, I anger that person or group, if I try to post neutral, I lose a friend.
Oh well, all we can do is try and be ourselves, I'm certainly not perfect as you can tell by the nipple wart!:o
But, I don't know why a post of mine would make anyone that enraged, however, I'm sure many of us have experienced the same thing and although it may wound us to a point, our lives do go on and we have to move on with it.
Thank you again. :)
 
Oh yeah Osulle, trap them in the closet and just hope you don't have to wash everything in there! :D But oops, watch that washer too!

The cat running up your leg Kathy makes me remember how my one cat Mow will throw his claws up on my legs when I wear jeans, doesn't do this with other material, just the jeans, I used to have long scratches on my legs all the time. Then I got to where I would move back when he would do that and he would counter my moves trying to claw my legs. Thank goodness he pretty much stopped doing that.

There was this other time at our old house, that I used to leave the front window open just enough for the cats to go in and out during the day, no didn't have a kitty door. Well the cats would come running in all scared so I went out to see what was going on. There were these two neighborhood dogs running through the yard after my cats, so I would go out and chase them off. Mow again, would watch this as it happened several days in a row. He must have thought I needed backup so he started running behind me as I chased the dogs off, then he started running beside me chasing them off, what really cracked me up was when he finally ran ahead of me chasing the dogs off! He must have thought in his little cat brain, that it was him chasing the dogs off, forgetting that I was behind him. Maybe for a moment he saw himself as more than just a cat.

omg rotflmao that is 2 funny. i have 5 dogs so dont have to worrie about other dogs, but my one bigger dog got it into her head to try to beat my cat up one day. as i was trying to beat my dog thinking she was hurting my cat. i had to back off caz it got bad and i was thinking oh my poor cat i should have been thinking oh my poor dog caz my cat put a big hurt on my dog. he was all over her head jut doing a tap dance all over and my dog didnt know what to do. it was funny and in the end they became friends again. but you,ve never seen a sight like a cat tap dancing on top of a dogs head lol.
 
Love it Skiny!!!! And your addage rings very true! :lolup: Thanks for the chuckle and I would look forward to being great friends one day as well.
I guess I have to watch how I post from now on, if I say this, I anger this person or group, if I say that, I anger that person or group, if I try to post neutral, I lose a friend.
Oh well, all we can do is try and be ourselves, I'm certainly not perfect as you can tell by the nipple wart!:o
But, I don't know why a post of mine would make anyone that enraged, however, I'm sure many of us have experienced the same thing and although it may wound us to a point, our lives do go on and we have to move on with it.
Thank you again. :)

you know i have had the samething happen to me. in almost all of mine. most the time i just dont take it to heart. i know we all see things diffdently the only time i got pissed was when they brought my son tt into it then they saw what a really big bitch i am and proud of it. lol pick on me all u want just leave my kids and my mom out of it. but that was,nt on here so far no one has been that mean to bring kids into it. things get heated when people r tryig to make other people see things from their side of things and stupid things can get said that would not be said if they were face to face. hiding behind a computer make some people brave.
 
omg rotflmao that is 2 funny. i have 5 dogs so dont have to worrie about other dogs, but my one bigger dog got it into her head to try to beat my cat up one day. as i was trying to beat my dog thinking she was hurting my cat. i had to back off caz it got bad and i was thinking oh my poor cat i should have been thinking oh my poor dog caz my cat put a big hurt on my dog. he was all over her head jut doing a tap dance all over and my dog didnt know what to do. it was funny and in the end they became friends again. but you,ve never seen a sight like a cat tap dancing on top of a dogs head lol.


Them cats are tougher than they look! :D
 
Ok my cat story.

We have 2 greyhounds who are taught from birth to chase and possibly eat little furry things. This happened when both greyhounds were brought home 1 year apart.

Greyhound comes into house wearing muzzle and leash, cat walks out, greyhound LAUNCHES at cat going for the kill. Cat looks at greyhound like ya right, you have a muzzle on moron...lol. Cat sits there looking at dog...dog again LAUNCHES at cat....cat practically rolls her eyes at it.

Cats are much smarter than they are givin credit for.

Today cat and greyhounds sleep together. :D (after a few weeks of training)
 
Ok my cat story.

We have 2 greyhounds who are taught from birth to chase and possibly eat little furry things. This happened when both greyhounds were brought home 1 year apart.

Greyhound comes into house wearing muzzle and leash, cat walks out, greyhound LAUNCHES at cat going for the kill. Cat looks at greyhound like ya right, you have a muzzle on moron...lol. Cat sits there looking at dog...dog again LAUNCHES at cat....cat practically rolls her eyes at it.

Cats are much smarter than they are givin credit for.

Today cat and greyhounds sleep together. :D (after a few weeks of training)

oh my this tread is so funny lol:lolup:. now this is more like it make people laugh and not want to rip someones head off lol.
 
felicie Each and every one of you is unique, special and so fricken funny I almost well ya know pee my pants sometimes (skiny!) LOL and that's what keeps me coming back here every day so thanks.
Me too! I have got to have my daily chuckle and this is the best place for it...(I really have a great sense of humor) which is my downfall too sometimes cause I see funny in many things whereas my husband sometimes does not "get it" all the while I am sitting there giggling hysterically cause something just hit that ole funny bone! Ya know? And nothing can stop you from laughing, and then you think of it again, and start giggling like a fool..this lasts all day sometimes to me..and sometimes I get wiered looks in my office cause I can't stop laughing (and no one but me is in there ) after reading something funny on here..

Call me crazy but at least I am going out happily! :D

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Funnily enough I don't laugh very often. I do grin a lot. Mainly because it makes everyone nervous.

I did laugh today though. I slammed a tray closed not knowing my boss was on the other side of the machine. He jumped out of nowhere red faced with anger (Apparently the noise was startling?) and screamed Jesus @#$!ing Christ!

I laughed whole heartedly at him while he went off to check his shorts. I had tears. He was still mad when he came back. I told him "You're not supposed to bloodywell be in there anyway." That seemed to settle him down. :p
 
Okay, so here's what happened here today, seeing it is actually funnier, so you have to picture what I'm saying.

My husband sometimes is a total dumbass when it comes to doing things and not thinking of how he's doing it. He asks me for some super glue, I say I have this Gorilla Glue, which is the same as super glue. He's going to glue a tip on his arrow. Now this is how he does it. Standing over the dinning room chair, He squirts some glue on the end of the arrow, quite a bit actually, then pushes the arrow tip on, I look over at him just as this big glob of gorilla glue drips onto the cushion of the chair and give him that what the hell are you thinking look! Of course he appologizes and moves over to the sink.

Now, the hospice nurse comes by for her visit, checks mom's vitals and all and then we start talking about my paintings. She asks if I have done any with the foreground in black, which I had, but the painting is in Indonesia, so I can't show it to her. Oh but wait, I have it on my computer in my pic file.

Not thinking, I drag the chair over to the computer for her to sit on while I pull up the pic and we are looking at some of my other paintings as well. Then I hear mom moving around in the bed and ask the nurse to look and see if she is trying to get up, because she is closest to the bedroom.

She stands up and the friggin chair cushion is stuck to her butt!!!!! :eek:
I again give Rob that what the hell were you thinking look, while we are both trying not to crack up.:rolleyes::eek2::lolup:
 
Okay, so here's what happened here today, seeing it is actually funnier, so you have to picture what I'm saying.

My husband sometimes is a total dumbass when it comes to doing things and not thinking of how he's doing it. He asks me for some super glue, I say I have this Gorilla Glue, which is the same as super glue. He's going to glue a tip on his arrow. Now this is how he does it. Standing over the dinning room chair, He squirts some glue on the end of the arrow, quite a bit actually, then pushes the arrow tip on, I look over at him just as this big glob of gorilla glue drips onto the cushion of the chair and give him that what the hell are you thinking look! Of course he appologizes and moves over to the sink.

Now, the hospice nurse comes by for her visit, checks mom's vitals and all and then we start talking about my paintings. She asks if I have done any with the foreground in black, which I had, but the painting is in Indonesia, so I can't show it to her. Oh but wait, I have it on my computer in my pic file.

Not thinking, I drag the chair over to the computer for her to sit on while I pull up the pic and we are looking at some of my other paintings as well. Then I hear mom moving around in the bed and ask the nurse to look and see if she is trying to get up, because she is closest to the bedroom.

She stands up and the friggin chair cushion is stuck to her butt!!!!! :eek:
I again give Rob that what the hell were you thinking look, while we are both trying not to crack up.:rolleyes::eek2::lolup:


:eek2: :lolup: I would have died laughing!! That is too funny.
 
Funnily enough I don't laugh very often. I do grin a lot. Mainly because it makes everyone nervous.

I did laugh today though. I slammed a tray closed not knowing my boss was on the other side of the machine. He jumped out of nowhere red faced with anger (Apparently the noise was startling?) and screamed Jesus @#$!ing Christ!

I laughed whole heartedly at him while he went off to check his shorts. I had tears. He was still mad when he came back. I told him "You're not supposed to bloodywell be in there anyway." That seemed to settle him down. :p

That is hilarious Skiny!!!! So obviously, it's not just your grin that scares people!!! :D
 
ya'll got crazy cats.... mine don't do anything quite so ummm silly :)

i have 2, one is a purebred himalayan, the other is an avg house cat who is missing a leg.... both are quite friendly and dont bother with the dryer lol
 
ya'll got crazy cats.... mine don't do anything quite so ummm silly :)

i have 2, one is a purebred himalayan, the other is an avg house cat who is missing a leg.... both are quite friendly and dont bother with the dryer lol


Hmm, Himalayans usually hire other cats to do their mischeif for them. :D
 

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