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We need butter!

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by rainmaker, Dec 15, 2011.

    Dec 15, 2011
  1. rainmaker

    rainmaker I'm not a penguin CAG webmeister

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    We need butter!: 123.jpg,Dec 15, 2011


    Why is the whole world laughing at us ? well...because we don`t have any BUTTER left here in Norway!


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    The Australian:

    EUROPE'S richest country is in the grip of a spreading crisis. Supermarket shelves in Norway have been stripped bare of butter after its people ate their way through the nation's entire stockpile.

    The Telegraph:

    The shortfall, expected to last into January, amounts to between 500 and 1,000 tonnes and online sellers are cashing in on the crisis by offering 500-gram packs for up to €350 (£294).

    Toronto Star:

    Others resorted to more desperate measures. Sweden’s The Local reported that a Russian man was nabbed while trying to smuggle 90 kilograms of butter over the Swedish border to Norway; others auctioned their butter online.


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  2. Dec 15, 2011
  3. cpdnd31

    cpdnd31 Ueber Meister CAG webmeister

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    Well every time i whip my cream I end up turning it into butter. Start whipping I guess.
     
  4. Dec 15, 2011
  5. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

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    Ummm....one question...why do you think there's no butter in the first place?
     
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  7. Pulver

    Pulver Senior Member PABaccred webmeister

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    LOL, blame all the high-fat-low-carb-diet freaks.. Combine that with every woman over 30 wanting to make 7 sorts of cookies, all including butter, for christmas, well, then you have a butter crisis :lolup:

    I think the whole thing is pretty damn funny. I was at the grocery store yesterday and a woman yelled out "DO YOU HAVE BUTTER??" to a guy who worked there. (They were of course sold out, LOL). I had to stop myself from laughing out loud.
     
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  9. LaHutti

    LaHutti Sr. ÜberUnter Ass. Man. webby PABnonaccred PABaccred

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    Wtf ?? The world must be running out of news...lol
    Are there no wars going on atm ?
     
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  11. Nifty29

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    Well, yes there are, but this one makes butter news.....

    :puke:
     
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  13. P.V.

    P.V. Senior Member webmeister

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    Agreed much butter than some of the other news lately! :D
     
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  15. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

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    I could milk this for all it's worth, but I'm likely to get creamed by the mods.
     
  16. Dec 15, 2011
  17. Nate

    Nate Ueber Meister CAG webmeister

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    Rainmaker,

    Maybe stop making Rain - You can have a successful career as 'Buttermaker' ... :)

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  19. P.V.

    P.V. Senior Member webmeister

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    Yep, I'm pretty whipped myself, headed for the hay soon..
     
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  21. SAunnyS72

    SAunnyS72 On a Break

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    My question is... if it is low carb diet... that rules out bread/Cake/cookies etc... Where the hell are they putting all that butter???

    :xxx
     
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  23. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

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    I blame global warming.
     
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  25. Silencio

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    I blame George Bush Sr. and the new smurfs.
     
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  27. Highroller

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    I read that we (Denmark), already sent you poor fellow scandinavians some 300.000 packs of butter. Are you still hungry...

    Guess those crazy norwegians have special-trained BUTTER-Dogs to control their borders. Let's load a submarine with butter and Nutella and feed the crazy Norwegians. What will be the next? You win world cup or buy entire Greece??
     
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  29. Highroller

    Highroller Violation of rule 1.12 - inciting fraudulent pla

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    Also I read that Global warming is (!) a part of the butter-crisis. Still need some few countries to sign that climate agreement... Canada - USA - China... come on now! take responsability. Or the next can be a bad Ben & Jerry "harvest" caused by heat!

    The butter-crisis is just the beginning.
     
  30. Dec 16, 2011
  31. skiny

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    It was an eerie sound the morning after the last stick had left the shelf as all of Norway settled into their first butterless morning and almost simultaniously pronounced "I can't believe it's not butter!".
     
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