- Joined
- Jan 15, 2002
- Location
- Germany
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria". In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kg of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kg of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or any other spirit) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t .
As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria". In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kg of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kg of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or any other spirit) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
