- Joined
- Jan 27, 2006
- Location
- USA
A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas.
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich".
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"
He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich".
The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"
Most of them anyway.
