Struggling on this one mate, over tired too....
MG, API Hmmmm
'Always playing (the) innocent' ??
Sorry tis the best I can come up with right now, let me sleep on it and come back sarcastically refreshed tomorrow
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LOOOL Jon
This is what Google says:
and Wikipedia:
How that relates to my internet connection or cookie/cache stash on my laptop is still a mystery to me.
In all fairness I had this morning 45mins of uninterrupted play at VS, can you believe it?
Move house. In fact, come over to London! I can put you up in my shed 'till you get yourself sorted
This goes beyond your standard 'cache and cookies' fare and is starting to sound rather complex. It obviously doesn't appear to be your hardware (you have have got everything turned on!!) so it can only be at the exchange between MG's servers and your local interweb provider.
As other members aren't experiencing these problems as much perhaps you're just getting a inferior experience based on your geographical location somehow? Like being too far away from your provider's exchange or maybe one of your neighbours has cracked your router password and is leeching off your connection!!
So the solution is clear. Move house. In fact, come over to London! I can put you up in my shed 'till you get yourself sorted
Sure, A380 to London .... any time, and with bazooka as i might still swing by some offices in Malta
Anything you would like me to bring along Goatie, some Thai dancers maybe?
EDIT: been playing DOA just over 3hrs today at VS, not a single disconnection or error. First time in months that i got that far.
your be on the end of a losing session then harry
...will try to keep it a winning one
Not yet a losing session, currently AUD1300 ahead for today and now 5 hours without errors although i played 6 different slots so far.
Makes me really wonder what has changed, certainly nothing at my end.
:machinegu
It seems that Harry's tech malaria has spread to my connection too. Vernon's games are running as if someone is moving the reels manually and 32 Red's Mg portfolio is redundant as none of their games load to full completion. This presents a real problem as they only have MG games.
They were working fine yesterday mind, although that seems like a long time ago now.
SORT IT OUT PEOPLE IT'S THE YEAR 2016!!
Nothing has changed at my end but suddenly all runs as it should. Probably still my cookie/cache stash and internet connection if I go and ask CS why? ..... (sorry couldn't resist)
Looks like they can never give a problem free day to all players no matter from which region.
I just had a 7.5hrs session at VS and all was smooth as silk, including 2 withdrawals. Yet, the past weeks i had to be happy to have more than 10 min runs.
Go figure!
Hope it improves mate. BTW, have you emptied cookies/cache? Checked your connection?
Aaarrrghhhh
I will confess that I have been on the receiving end of some 'stellar' casino experiences today. It's all gone wrong
I don't wish to single usually-reliable casinos out but in light of the topic I will add my own snippet of those special chat moments we have from time to time.
Today:
Cheyenne: Hi, my name is Cheyenne.
Alexander : Hello, none of your games are loading at all
Cheyenne: Hi
Cheyenne: Please confirm your username for me
Alexander : "Slow c*nting service"
Cheyenne: One moment please
Cheyenne:
For your security could you please confirm your date of birth and mobile telephone number? Thank you.
Cheyenne: What device are you on?
Alexander : PC. It was running fine all of yesterday for about 10 hours and this morning too. It's not my device nor is it my cookies or cache
Cheyenne: On what browser?
Alexander : Firefox and Chrome
Cheyenne: Ok well there is no issue with the casino so please delete your browser history and clear cookies and cache, restart the device and try again
Cheyenne: Also try on another device
Alexander : Are you being serious? I just mentioned it's not the cookies, my hardware or browser! Why is your site not providing me with a good service today?
Cheyenne: You are having a connection problem
Cheyenne: It is not the site Alexander
Alexander : Pretty sure it is
Cheyenne: I can confirm it is not
Alexander : But nevermind, it's obvious 32Red isn't accountable for providing a shoddy service (not your fault personally)
Alexander : But thanks anyway, bye
Cheyenne: Sorry Alexander please try what I advised, have a good night
You have disconnected.
What a classic
You specifically tell her but she still keeps reading the her CS script.
I'll bring a spare bazooka with me to London, we might have to include Gibraltar for a visit.
Geez Alex, makes you wonder sometimes how casinos are getting away with such dreadful support. Can only be in the gambling industry as we punters are a patient lot.
Said this already once, i would have my customers banging down my door if my machinery would have that many problems and i would tell them to reboot every time knowing very well that it won't help much.
:machinegu:machinegu:machinegu:machinegu
I know right? I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt but by pre-emptying the cache debate it just showed how clueless and comical they are. I actually restrained myself in that chat too.
Unbelievably ignorant and unacceptable.
Oh and bring them bazookas Harry, looks like I might need them for a few casino HQ 'visits'
You can't argue with that.
We'll have a little animation called "Harry & Goat meet Dog". It'll be in a Ren & Stimpy format!
And that especially at number color where you first have to get through their "intentional" myriad of pop-ups and what not to get through to a CS agent just to be told: "hey stupid, listen it is not the casino it is your laptop/connection/ etc."
She must be an absolute genius though to run a full diagnostic on the casino within a few seconds and to tell you it is all fine at their end. I wonder if she was filing her finger nails in between to give you the impression that something is being checked.
I was thinking more along Green Acres theme
That's the thing isn't it.....I wouldn't have minded if it was my cookies and cache! Or f*cking browser!!
But the sheer insistence that the problem is unequivocally on my end without so much of a mere acknowledgement that it may be their problem (which it so blatantly is)
Why even have chat agents at all? Why not just have a banner stating that all technical issues are the player's fault and the casino does not take any responsibility for taking your money and making its service un-usable
I truly know how you feel about this now Harry. God knows how you haven't flipped your lid as this has been going on with you for an eternity! :clap::Angel::Angel::Angel:
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Could you guys....um....kindly experience some new misfortune? This one's kinda wrung out.
Also, I've been holding back but, TRY i-gaming in the U.S. why dontcha???
Oh, and Mister Goat-Thing-Creature-Wtf-Ever, I have a proper Italian/Sicilian name but if you trace it back far enough, we are descendants of the Germanic tribes that swept down into Rome when it was falling apart doing all kinds of depraved things. I think I'm gonna like Mr. Pickles! Thanks!!
(For the Sicilian side, see Dennis Hopper scene in True Romance
! ) but have not had any message that something has been adjusted or changed.
