//derail//
Ventroliquist runs out of gas on a country road. He goes up to the farmhouse to use the phone. After he's called the towtruck, he decides to have a little fun with the farmer.
Leaning over the fence, ventroliquest says: "I bet that horse could talk"
"I've been farming forty years, horses don't talk," replies the farmer.
"Hey horse, how you doing?"
"Hay, hay" says the horse, "They ride me, and hitch me to the plow to work and all I ever get is hay, hay"
The farmer is amazed.
"Bet that cow can talk too" says the ventroliquist.
"No way," answers the farmer, "Horses are pretty smart, maybe they can talk, but I've been farming 40 years, and cows can't talk"
"Hey cow, how you doing?"
"Hay, hay" says the cow, "The squeeze my udder and milk me dry, and all I ever get is hay, hay."
The farmer is amazed.
"Bet that sheep over there can talk too" says the ventroliquist.
Farmer looks the ventroliquist straight in the eye and says "Sheep lie".
