A woman stands in front of a mirror twisting and turning and looking herself over and finally turns to her husband and says "I wish I had bigger boobs." 
Her husband answers back, "Just take some toilet paper and rub it between them once a day?"
She looks at him confused, "How does that work?"
He says, "I don't know. It worked on your ass."
Her husband answers back, "Just take some toilet paper and rub it between them once a day?"
She looks at him confused, "How does that work?"
He says, "I don't know. It worked on your ass."
