the WTF thread

[mack341]

As a father of two girls it cute me up. How to put of females from entering their sport in the name of wokeness.

I must admit I don't like women's boxing, they even do mma, but absolutely braindead idea to allow a trans guy to participate!

 

[geordiecolin]

I must admit I don't like women's boxing, they even do mma, but absolutely braindead idea to allow a trans guy to participate!

Don't say that to Paddy the Baddy or he will set Molly on your ass!
I've no issues with female type things doing whatever sports they choose and I never mention stuff like the USA women's national team getting stuffed by a bunch of 14 year old boys in polite society. The olympic governing body have been spouting off on how great they have been during these games on safe spaces and mental health.
Wazzocks!

 

[goatwack]

Plenty of events where physical disparities wouldn't even feature, such as archery, table tennis, fencing etc

- Boxing ain't one of them

 

[geordiecolin]

Plenty of events where physical disparities wouldn't even feature, such as archery, table tennis, fencing etc

- Boxing ain't one of them

Good luck to Michaela Tyson today

 

[justdoit]

 

[justdoit]

lol

 

[TheAddict]

Watching that gay/lesbian vid above while being unaware that my battered tablet had also decided to play the vid above it was a somewhat unsettling experience.

 

[justdoit]

 

[geordiecolin]

Spare a thought for Sandra

 

[mack341]

This is ridiculous, what possibly could this person have said that warrants this, bear in mind you often hear of police not responding to real 'physical' crime on the basis of being too busy atm.

 

[geordiecolin]

This is ridiculous, what possibly could this person have said that warrants this, bear in mind you often hear of police not responding to real 'physical' crime on the basis of being too busy atm.

Lets hope it is designed to scare folk into being careful about what they post online and not a taste of things to come.
I fear it is the latter. Events over the past week will give them a great opportunity to introduce various restrictions and monitoring like they are in Oz right now.
The below is the beginning.

 

[TheAddict]

tax money being well spent as always. While i can't walk for months and am 2 months overdue waiting on the nhs.

Suck dese nuts starmer you traitorous peice of shit.

 

[justdoit]

This is ridiculous, what possibly could this person have said that warrants this, bear in mind you often hear of police not responding to real 'physical' crime on the basis of being too busy atm.

 

[mack341]

Sorry, but we need to realise how bad things are getting. Still 10/5 yrs is not totally soft I suppose

 

[justdoit]

 

[geordiecolin]

Sorry, but we need to realise how bad things are getting. Still 10/5 yrs is not totally soft I suppose

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Did there used to be a sick emoji?

 

[mack341]

Did there used to be a sick emoji?

I don't know but would've come in handy! sorry yes there was a puking one.

Using my phone to post, I can only access its emojis, not CMs, which is a bit of a bummer.

 

[goatwack]

She probably thought she looked cool as shit

 

[geordiecolin]

She probably thought she looked cool as shit

A little WD40 was lacking from her routine

 

[geordiecolin]

I have a new religion to be born soon called The Church of Woke on my bingo card. But what Country and City will it be born in?
And I am struggling to imagine what the typical congregation would be like?

 

[justdoit]

Wtf

 

[Guntis]

Isn't their official account @GOVUK on X, not @ukgov? The one with capital letters is live.

 

[justdoit]

only country in world with free transport

 

[geordiecolin]

At a guess he will probably find bugs in every hotel using this method, but yuck

 

[dealer wins]

Plane reflections dont lie

 

[dealer wins]

This man is a fucking legend. Kicking out scum from his pub in 2020

 

[Kroffe]

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Plane reflections dont lie

Pretty easy to find videos from the rally, of course they could have faked those too, or maybe some maga fan edited that picture to make it seem like the democrats add fake crowds to their rallies.
Whatever seems more likely.

 

[TheAddict]

aww, no pint of el traidor especial for Starmer and his hench boys!

 

[geordiecolin]

Call me ignorant but can a trans man get preggers and have an abortion? Confused.com

 

[geordiecolin]

10 years since we learned of Robin Williams death. How time flies.

 

[TheAddict]

You can learn what a rot pocket is and are somehow encouraged how it will benefit you, but a donald duck orgasm is age restricted.

 

[geordiecolin]

You can learn what a rot pocket is and are somehow encouraged how it will benefit you, but a donald duck orgasm is age restricted.

I had to look that up

 

[TheAddict]

Soz bruh!

 

[geordiecolin]

Soz bruh!

You seem to know a lot about the ins and outs of the subject at hand

 

[mack341]

Without looking on utube, I've suddenly had an inspiration as to what that pocket thing could be ... saved myself waking up to autoplay youtube vids on the subject

 

[geordiecolin]

Without looking on utube, I've suddenly had an inspiration as to what that pocket thing could be ... saved myself waking up to autoplay youtube vids on the subject

I avoided Youtube in my searches because I'm eating a cream finger with my coffee

 

[TheAddict]

Found out the hard way, tbh, Geordie. Not the hardest way though, thank the Lord!
Enjoy the finger!

 

[geordiecolin]

Found out the hard way, tbh, Geordie. Not the hardest way though, thank the Lord!
Enjoy the finger!

Was complete with monkeys blood

 

[Kroffe]

She probably thought she looked cool as shit

At least shes being a good sport about it.
'So legally that makes me good at it'

 

[geordiecolin]

At least shes being a good sport about it.
'That means legally im good at it'

Fuck me if she started rolling around like that near me I would be searching her person for an Epi Pen

 

[Kroffe]

Fuck me if she started rolling around like that near me I would be searching her person for an Epi Gun

Imo Breakdancing is a bit weird to include in the Olympics.
With the gymnastic sports all moves have a predetermined score assigned to them, and you get points based on how well you execute them.
Had to look up how they did the scoring for breakdancing and its not exactly straightforward, at least not when compared to floor routines in gymnastics.

 

[Kroffe]

Coolest from the Olympics was the retired hitman shooter from Turkey.
No fancy gear needed, just went out there and casually won the silver.

 

[geordiecolin]

Imo Breakdancing is a bit weird to include in the Olympics.
With the gymnastic sports all moves have a predetermined score assigned to them, and you get points based on how well you execute them.
Had to look up how they did the scoring for breakdancing and its not exactly straightforward, at least not when compared to floor routines in gymnastics.

I have been informed that breakdancing will be replaced by nakid pole dancing at the next olympics

 

[Guntis]

Imo Breakdancing is a bit weird to include in the Olympics.
With the gymnastic sports all moves have a predetermined score assigned to them, and you get points based on how well you execute them.
Had to look up how they did the scoring for breakdancing and its not exactly straightforward, at least not when compared to floor routines in gymnastics.

I would put Breakdance next to beatbox or whatever it's called - where they make music with the mouth. One is not a traditional sport like running, jumping, or swimming, and the other one is not singing.

 

[sufferinsilence]

At least shes being a good sport about it.
'So legally that makes me good at it'

 

[geordiecolin]

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Fair play to her for taking her chance of fame and all the riches that will probably come her way

 

[justdoit]

 

[Kroffe]

Showing no mercy, RIP kid.

 

[justdoit]

 

[goatwack]

Pre-fight Jiu-Jitsu japes as Craig Jones uses the element of surprise to give his, erm, 'female' opponent the heebie-jeebies in their highly anticipated, erm, 'Intersex' bout