The Wedding Ring

[BingoT]

The Wedding Ring
A man who was born and bred in Woodbridge, Western Australia, went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his thingy.


According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his thingy while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your thingy.

OR...

3) Finding out your thingy fits through your wedding ring.


Tough call. You decide.

 

[SlotMonster]

#3 is the worst!

 

[MissB]

Lol they all seem bad, but 3 is the worst by far.

 

[kakata]

My wife and I used bracelets as wedding ring.
It was actually a little tight...but it fit...

 

[SlotMonster]

My wife and I used bracelets as wedding ring.
It was actually a little tight...but it fit...

LOL kakata

 

[Luckylizzy]

LoL I really feel bad for this guy..Maybe he just had really really fat fingers?

 

[BingoT]

My wife and I used bracelets as wedding ring.
It was actually a little tight...but it fit...

Yeah I can see it now
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[kakata]

yep...that one too...lol