The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
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Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small
town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable to the council either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to:
"Catatonics and High Colonics".

No go.

Next, they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives".

Thumbs down again.

Then came: "Minds and Behinds".

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".

Unacceptable to the city council .. again!

So they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts".

Not a chance. Too graphic, said the council.

"Nuts and Butts?"

Definitely not.

"Freaks and Cheeks"?

Shot down again.

"Loons and Moons"?

Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved it.
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One liner
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Sign in a Police Station:

It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one loose nut to scatter it all over the road.