- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
The End is Near
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
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What to do when the end is near...
This guy is standing at the bus stop reading the morning paper
when this grubby looking fellow strikes up a conversation.
Somehow they get to talking about what each would do if the
misiles were on their way. The grubby fellow says boldly,
"I'd screw anything that moved! Howabout you?"
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The End is Near maybe for here.
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
~~~~~~~
What to do when the end is near...
This guy is standing at the bus stop reading the morning paper
when this grubby looking fellow strikes up a conversation.
Somehow they get to talking about what each would do if the
misiles were on their way. The grubby fellow says boldly,
"I'd screw anything that moved! Howabout you?"
~~~~~~~
The End is Near maybe for here.
