The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

[geordiecolin]

Was awakened to a text from powerspins that i only caught the first few words before throwing the phone back down after realizing it was a promo, but then quickly had to take a more focused look at what i had just read and the length it seemed they went to at hyping up the slot, cause i genuinely thought i was reading "adam, jerk off to tiki paradise..."

(A second glance with a newly raised brow confirmed it actually read "adam, jet off to tiki paradise with 10 free spins for every 10 deposit)

Deposit,jerk. Its pretty easy to consider them the same first thing of a morning

 

[TheAddict]

Lol

 

[bebo67]

I hope that your move went well and your dental op isn't giving you too much grief?

The move was a bit stressful, there was 4 days straight of snow and sleet. Moving to a place on a steep hill didn't help either. The surgery went well. I finally got out visiting for a bit last night, but I want some real food damn it! Thanks for asking.

 

[geordiecolin]

I have a fantastic live stream link for the Eubank v Groves fight if your quick enough to PM me for it. They enter in about 10 minutes

 

[TheAddict]

Damnit. Last two out of 3 streams i watched a boxing match on it either cut out in the final moments or began lagging like a soab 3/4 in. Missed your post here otherwise would have requested with immense grattiude.
Thanx anyway for delivering the opportunity

 

[geordiecolin]

Damnit. Last two out of 3 streams i watched a boxing match on it either cut out in the final moments or began lagging like a soab 3/4 in. Missed your post here otherwise would have requested with immense grattiude.
Thanx anyway for delivering the opportunity

I was going to pay the fee to watch it but so many fight fans where complaining on social media that they where unable to watch the under card despite paying that I decided find a free live stream instead.
Eubanks has all of the attributes to be a great fighter but he had no game plan 1,2 and 3. I got the impression that all of the criticism he got via his social media about him being under his fathers shadow and his dads involvement in his training etc has made him take the attitude of training himself. Last night was a big lesson for any fighter to be schooled for a fight by seasoned professional trainers.
Groves had a massive weight advantage and he did his homework and stuck to his plan which worked wonderfully. If Eubank ditches his father and switches to a modern stable I'm sure that he can still go on to great things.

 

[geordiecolin]

Not sure if I should be posting this but here is a great link to the Joshua fight thats about to kick off
opt for the second choice from the links

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[geordiecolin]

A good friend of mine added a fake profile to a dating site a few years ago to garner reactions and this was the result


Profile : Slack Nickers


My name is Charlene but everyone calls me Charlie, I’m 27 years old, a single mum of 13 boys and 1 girl, but don’t let that put you off as the oldest two wont be livin with me for anuver three years - unless they get out of the young offenders for good behaviour, which ain’t gonna happen as they’re bleedin little thugs - the others who’s fathers we were lucky enough to trace spend alternate weekends away so often I’m stuck home bored with Wane, Shane, Dwayne & Jane; who are good kids despite what the local papers say (honestly they really didn’t deserve that second ASBO) an’ dun go listenin to that Mrs Jones at number 20 coz I paid her back for the bloody greenhouse out of my disability benefit…
I spend my weekends cleaning out the dog pens in the back yard, they are a feisty bunch but I always think its good to bring kids up with pets… while the kids shovel the sh!t I take the 3 German Sheppards, two Staffies and my lovely Rosie the Pit-Bull to the back of the golf club, the dogs are really good at finding golf balls which Shane sells back to the golfers at the club! Sadly I can’t let Rosie off the choke chain and muzzle ever again since the ‘incident’ with the police inspector and the vicar. But at least the charges were dropped and thye didn't discover the pregnant pitbull bitches!
We’s recently moved to the area after our last place got burned down; it dun matter how many times you tell them kids not to smoke in bed but do they ever listen? Which is a shame as the kids were just settling into rehab and their new schools really well, this is the third move in three years now, so we would really like to look for something more permanent as Jane is 6 months pregnant she’s already missed a lot of her GCSE work and I really wan’er to buckle down as she’s the only one who can read and i would be so proud of her if she got a job on the checkout in Asda when she leaves school. She's so bright an would be the first one in the family for 3 generations to get a job.
So now we’re settling down it would be nice to meet a fella who’s in tune with kids and can tune a car! Someone that could take them ‘dogging’ and ‘skip raiding’ as with my disability I’m just not up to it anymore. I would like to meet a man that could provide for these lovely boys, as I do feel they need a father figure in their life an’ don’ we all wish we had someone to pass us a fag after a shag! I’ll be upfront, I’m still married… but don’t let that put you off as Danny has told me to get on with my life seeing as he’s now banged up for 25 years for armed robbery, which is very harsh considering he didn’t actually kill no-one… and that security guard was back at work within 3 months…
My friends might call be bitter, but with a few triple gins in me I’m as friendly as the next slag… and I have plenty to cuddle with my 46HH breast to snuggle up too. But if you reply please don’t expect an answer straight away as I have to wait for my mate who comes over for her 8-ball once a week to read my letters for me b'coz of my dyslexia an all... She’s a real star helping me out, she’s dead cleaver as she got an English O'Level.
Since my benefits were cut by the soddin fraud department I don’ have much to spend on myself after fags an’ bingo these days an’ my current ASBO makes going out slightly awkward however the electronic tag will be lifted in 3 months when my probation runs out. To me Holloway was a positive experience and taught me a lot about myself and I was very chuffed when I received a nomination for best biatch fight of the year by my fellow inmates (a very coveted title).

However I can still party like the best of them and love a wild night in watching Jeremy Kyle (he’s such a hunk), I can always use the kids food welfare vouchers on a bottle of scotch at my local shop… if you bring the pizza.

 

[goatwack]

A good friend of mine added a fake profile to a dating site a few years ago to garner reactions and this was the result


Profile : Slack Nickers


My name is Charlene but everyone calls me Charlie, I’m 27 years old, a single mum of 13 boys and 1 girl, but don’t let that put you off as the oldest two wont be livin with me for anuver three years - unless they get out of the young offenders for good behaviour, which ain’t gonna happen as they’re bleedin little thugs - the others who’s fathers we were lucky enough to trace spend alternate weekends away so often I’m stuck home bored with Wane, Shane, Dwayne & Jane; who are good kids despite what the local papers say (honestly they really didn’t deserve that second ASBO) an’ dun go listenin to that Mrs Jones at number 20 coz I paid her back for the bloody greenhouse out of my disability benefit…
I spend my weekends cleaning out the dog pens in the back yard, they are a feisty bunch but I always think its good to bring kids up with pets… while the kids shovel the sh!t I take the 3 German Sheppards, two Staffies and my lovely Rosie the Pit-Bull to the back of the golf club, the dogs are really good at finding golf balls which Shane sells back to the golfers at the club! Sadly I can’t let Rosie off the choke chain and muzzle ever again since the ‘incident’ with the police inspector and the vicar. But at least the charges were dropped and thye didn't discover the pregnant pitbull bitches!
We’s recently moved to the area after our last place got burned down; it dun matter how many times you tell them kids not to smoke in bed but do they ever listen? Which is a shame as the kids were just settling into rehab and their new schools really well, this is the third move in three years now, so we would really like to look for something more permanent as Jane is 6 months pregnant she’s already missed a lot of her GCSE work and I really wan’er to buckle down as she’s the only one who can read and i would be so proud of her if she got a job on the checkout in Asda when she leaves school. She's so bright an would be the first one in the family for 3 generations to get a job.
So now we’re settling down it would be nice to meet a fella who’s in tune with kids and can tune a car! Someone that could take them ‘dogging’ and ‘skip raiding’ as with my disability I’m just not up to it anymore. I would like to meet a man that could provide for these lovely boys, as I do feel they need a father figure in their life an’ don’ we all wish we had someone to pass us a fag after a shag! I’ll be upfront, I’m still married… but don’t let that put you off as Danny has told me to get on with my life seeing as he’s now banged up for 25 years for armed robbery, which is very harsh considering he didn’t actually kill no-one… and that security guard was back at work within 3 months…
My friends might call be bitter, but with a few triple gins in me I’m as friendly as the next slag… and I have plenty to cuddle with my 46HH breast to snuggle up too. But if you reply please don’t expect an answer straight away as I have to wait for my mate who comes over for her 8-ball once a week to read my letters for me b'coz of my dyslexia an all... She’s a real star helping me out, she’s dead cleaver as she got an English O'Level.
Since my benefits were cut by the soddin fraud department I don’ have much to spend on myself after fags an’ bingo these days an’ my current ASBO makes going out slightly awkward however the electronic tag will be lifted in 3 months when my probation runs out. To me Holloway was a positive experience and taught me a lot about myself and I was very chuffed when I received a nomination for best biatch fight of the year by my fellow inmates (a very coveted title).

However I can still party like the best of them and love a wild night in watching Jeremy Kyle (he’s such a hunk), I can always use the kids food welfare vouchers on a bottle of scotch at my local shop… if you bring the pizza.

Why are the best ones always fake

 

[Jasminebed]

I gotta know... did he get a lot of answers? I expect if he picked picture with big knockers, probably.

 

[geordiecolin]

I gotta know... did he get a lot of answers? I expect if he picked picture with big knockers, probably.

He is actually a she Jasmine She had a lot of responses congratulating her on her humour. We mostly used their forums rather than take the site seriously so I doubt she had any dates from the profile

 

[goatwack]

Wow getting flashbacks to my drunken stupor merely a page and a half back. I can still smell the rum- infused bile emanating from those posts

 

[Jono777]

Profile and situation sounds like 3/4 of our estate

 

[geordiecolin]

Wow getting flashbacks to my drunken stupor merely a page and a half back. I can still smell the rum- infused bile emanating from those posts

Don't worry mate,the page before was full of blow jobs

 

[goatwack]

Don't worry mate,the page before was full of blow jobs

I'm still confident in my choice of musical delectations, even if 'drunken music videos' are a whole sub- genre in themselves.

On another note, your Joshua link doesn't seem to work. False advertising or what

 

[geordiecolin]

I'm still confident in my choice of musical delectations, even if 'drunken music videos' are a whole sub- genre in themselves.

On another note, your Joshua link doesn't seem to work. False advertising or what

I'll give you a tip before I re-post with a working link. He will win on points so pile the money on right now.

 

[goatwack]

I'll give you a tip before I re-post with a working link. He will win on points so pile the money on right now.

Don't need tips, I know my stuff.

Just re-mortgaged the house on Mike Tyson beating Buster Douglas

 

[geordiecolin]

Don't need tips, I know my stuff.

Just re-mortgaged the house on Mike Tyson beating Buster Douglas

I plan on sticking a Monkey on Foinaven winning the National tomorrow

 

[dionysus]

Don't need tips, I know my stuff.

Just re-mortgaged the house on Mike Tyson beating Buster Douglas

these days hes solving mysteries and beating up monsters
eesh, youre out of touch

 

[goatwack]

All this talk of boxing has made me invest in the sport as a trainer/ manager.

I'm looking to build a dynasty, a la Golden Boy Promotions.

My first protégé is the guy with the blue gloves. A future Hall of Famer if ever I saw it

 

[geordiecolin]

All this talk of boxing has made me invest in the sport as a trainer/ manager.

I'm looking to build a dynasty, a la Golden Boy Promotions.

My first protégé is the guy with the blue gloves. A future Hall of Famer if ever I saw it

I got there before you buddy. I like to inspire confidence in my boxers

 

[dionysus]

I got there before you buddy. I like to inspire confidence in my boxers

I'm not sharing anything about what's in my boxers, tyvm

 

[geordiecolin]

Ve

I'm not sharing anything about what's in my boxers, tyvm

Very droll

 

[geordiecolin]

As the Trump thread has gone I shall leave this here. Talk about the bias corrupt puppet media!

 

[Jd666]

Chinese tonight it is then....

 

[goatwack]

Chinese tonight it is then....

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Their lobster soup is to die for, prepared by none other than Wan King

 

[Jd666]

We used to have a Chinese in my local town called Sha tin.
It changed its name after a couple of years

 

[pinnit2014]

We have a furniture store in Glasgow called Sofa King Cheap.

Took me 5 years to get it.

 

[Jd666]

Something refreshing to wash my Chinese down with...

 

[goatwack]

Well this is going to be a long 45 minutes for Liverpool 2nd half

It's on YouTube should anyone need to know

Ramos the filthy bastard, hope he sees red soon

 

[bebo67]

Well this is going to be a long 45 minutes for Liverpool 2nd half

It's on YouTube should anyone need to know

Ramos the filthy bastard, hope he sees red soon

They lost

 

[goatwack]

They lost

Feel a bit sorry for the Liverpool keeper, now that the shock of his errors has worn off. He's going to get absolutely lambasted for years

 

[mack341]

Feel a bit sorry for the Liverpool keeper, now that the shock of his errors has worn off. He's going to get absolutely lambasted for years

Recently he was doing quite well in the league games after his poor start with liverpool, now he reverts to type and does this tonight

 

[goatwack]

Recently he was doing quite well in the league games after his poor start with liverpool, now he reverts to type and does this tonight

Klopp keeps sticking with him, problem is where do you get a good keeper?

I think Karius lost the plot after the first mistake, despite the equalizer. I hope it dies down because he is 24, quite young for a goalie and enough time to redeem himself. Maybe loan him back to Germany for a year to rebuild his form.....

 

[mack341]

Yeah, could loan him somewhere. I did wonder to myself, when Klopp paid 10 mil for him, if he's that good why aren't the top german clubs in for him. Could buy forster to continue buying up the southampton team.... Going back though to my roots as an avid championship manager 99/00 on the PC, I think Klopp should scour the english lower leagues or perhaps simply look at every GK who plays for their national team, I can't see karius making the german world cup squad after tonight's performance. bruce grobbelar was signed from vancouver whitecaps, so you never know where you might find a great keeper.

 

[goatwack]

Yeah, could loan him somewhere. I did wonder to myself, when Klopp paid 10 mil for him, if he's that good why aren't the top german clubs in for him. Could buy forster to continue buying up the southampton team.... Going back though to my roots as an avid championship manager 99/00 on the PC, I think Klopp should scour the english lower leagues or perhaps simply look at every GK who plays for their national team, I can't see karius making the german world cup squad after tonight's performance. bruce grobbelar was signed from vancouver whitecaps, so you never know where you might find a great keeper.

Haha YES! CM forever! before it became the bastardized Football Manager it is now Real men play text-only

Maybe it's not too late for Liverpool to snap up Tonton Zola Moukoko on a free?

 

[geordiecolin]

Bloody hell that goalkeeper had a nightmare! I bet he would rather have been anywhere but on that pitch after the third goal went in. Wonder goal by Bale though

 

[mack341]

ah yes good old tonton!!, helped me win the champions league 3 times with west bromwich albion as well as dominate the premier league. [don't know why I chose wba ] I bought zlatan as well from the swedish club, did bugger all for me. spent so much time playing this game, 4321 was a great formation.

 

[goatwack]

Bloody hell that goalkeeper had a nightmare! I bet he would rather have been anywhere but on that pitch after the third goal went in. Wonder goal by Bale though

You know we where in the running to sign Bale at one stage, when he was a calamitous left-back

We would have made him worse somehow and loaned him out to League 1 eventually

 

[geordiecolin]

You know we where in the running to sign Bale at one stage, when he was a calamitous left-back

We would have made him worse somehow and loaned him out to League 1 eventually

A bit like we have done with Mitrovich. No way will be get him back now

 

[goatwack]

ah yes good old tonton!!, helped me win the champions league 3 times with west bromwich albion as well as dominate the premier league. [don't know why I chose wba ] I bought zlatan as well from the swedish club, did bugger all for me. spent so much time playing this game, 4321 was a great formation.

We'd have epic seasons, between me and my Newcastle team and my mate's Derby. Thing is, he is an actual Derby fan, so signing Moukoko was never on the table

I remember one particular season I was kicking his arse in the league, went round his house a couple of days later, and suddenly his whole Derby team's stats were 18s and 19s for everything. He insists it was through training, but I know otherwise

Newcastle, Barton, Watson, Bassedas, ahh the great team of old. Stick Kieron Dyer as an att/mid with an arrow up the middle and it was goals for fun hehe

 

[geordiecolin]

What was wrong with the old Subbuteo with the felt pitch and plenty of glue at hand to fix the players?

 

[mack341]

A bit like we have done with Mitrovich. No way will be get him back now

love rafa the gafa, but transfers towards the end of his lfc time weren't the best. at the beginning brilliant, alonso, kuyt etc..

back in the olden days with newcastle, did asprilla play with ginola? Also loved it when john barnes played up front for you in the champions league, he could hardly run by then but still managed two goals against kiev [ think it was kiev]

 

[goatwack]

love rafa the gafa, but transfers towards the end of his lfc time weren't the best. at the beginning brilliant, alonso, kuyt etc..

back in the olden days with newcastle, did asprilla play with ginola? Also loved it when john barnes played up front for you in the champions league, he could hardly run by then but still managed two goals against kiev [ think it was kiev]

Yes Asprilla & Ginola played together from memory

Special mentions go to Keith Gillespie, Ruel Fox & Noberto Solano too

 

[geordiecolin]

Yes Asprilla & Ginola played together from memory

Special mentions go to Keith Gillespie, Ruel Fox & Noberto Solano too

 

[bebo67]

My family are devoted MAN U fans. I missed the play of the goalkeeper . I will have to take a peek in a bit. How did the refs do?

 

[mack341]

for my sins I did get into football manager 2006 for a while, took hartlepool all the way to the top, but then fortuitously the game corrupted itself and I lost my team, so I hung up my sheepskin coat and never went back.

 

[mack341]

oh forgot beardsley came back to you, what a great player. oh that was that belgium defender who scored, what a team you had then. clubs have more money now but the players aren't a patch on previous generations.

 

[goatwack]

My family are devoted MAN U fans. I missed the play of the goalkeeper . I will have to take a peek in a bit. How did the refs do?

Wasn't really a dirty game, so the ref didn't have much to do

Poor Karius however.....

 

[geordiecolin]

oh forgot beardsley came back to you, what a great player. oh that was that belgium defender who scored, what a team you had then. clubs have more money now but the players aren't a patch on previous generations.

We Toon fans never worried too much about actually winning anything because we were so happy to have a team to be proud of