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The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet."

old.webp
 
It's quiet around the ole watering hole these days.

I wasn't drinking when I was playing tonight, I was on my iPad in my bed.

But I got out of bed to deal this chat at 32Red and to request help with my withdrawal. Felt I needed a drink to celebrate.

Just a (second) small whiskey, I'm way too keyed up to sleep now!

I was 5 spins away from calling it a night almost 3 hours ago.
 
Jasminebed said:
It's quiet around the ole watering hole these days.

I wasn't drinking when I was playing tonight, I was on my iPad in my bed.

But I got out of bed to deal this chat at 32Red and to request help with my withdrawal. Felt I needed a drink to celebrate.

Just a (second) small whiskey, I'm way too keyed up to sleep now!

I was 5 spins away from calling it a night almost 3 hours ago.
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I presume you had a nice win at 32Red then Jazzy? I just presumed that everyone in Casinomeister had converted to healthy living so we shut up shop here. But I have a excellent bottle of fine Whisky here. Have a nice big tumbler full. On the house :cheers::D
 
Sleepless again

Today I regretted not getting any beer for the holiday long weekend.

I was short on sleep, it was rainy and miserable, and my arthritis was acting up.

Lacked the oomph to prepare a Sunday feast, but the Montreal Smoked Meat (much like pastrami) on rye was a delicious dinner, with a nice crisp dill pickle on the side, and fresh peach for dessert.

I deposited my last $17 into VS, spend the afternoon watching youtubers cook, and saved my tiny bit of play until after dinner. Decided to spend $15 on the Rift tourney, which I did win, for $117, paid a few minutes ago.

I don't really want to play right now. And due to my failing eyesight, I unplugged my iPad charger instead of my new phone charger, also white as intended from the USB wall plug.

So Netflix is not really an option for at least a bit, or old Radio Mystery Theatre shows, which enable me to sleep flat on my back (good for my spine).

Getting close to the time that finance should be in at 32Red. If I take a while to go to sleep, it's possible to miss them during working hours before I'm up again.

So pour me a small one barkeep, and put out some oretzels will ya?
 
That looks sooo good.

I poured my own whiskey, and all is sorted with 32Red regarding my request, and no need to worry about me reversing it, as it is now "processing". Once it hits your bank account, it's much more "real" money than numbers on a screen.

It's past 6 am here, but I can rest easy now everything is squared away.
 
geordiecolin said:
"At the going down of the sun,and in the morning. We will remember them"

My Great Great Uncle Thomas Young VC. He saved 9 lives due to his bravery during the First World War which earned him the Victoria Cross. This statue stands inside the Town Hall of my home Town in his honour.

God bless them all

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You must be so proud of him.

It's close to my heart, 13 years in the Army and I remember the friends I lost in both NI and the Gulf, my Army days were both the best and worst days of my life.
 
greylady said:
You must be so proud of him.

It's close to my heart, 13 years in the Army and I remember the friends I lost in both NI and the Gulf, my Army days were both the best and worst days of my life.
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I never met the man tbh. I wish I had had the chance too. That was a war that had very little justification as far as I can see. But then how many wars are justified?
 
geordiecolin said:
I never met the man tbh. I wish I had had the chance too. That was a war that had very little justification as far as I can see. But then how many wars are justified?
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And by the looks of it, the next inevitable war will be brought about by childish twitter insults and hyperbolic table- thumping propaganda, unfortunately :mad:
 
goatwack said:
And by the looks of it, the next inevitable war will be brought about by childish twitter insults and hyperbolic table- thumping propaganda, unfortunately :mad:
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I think that America are no longer the superpower that they once where but are fighting to maintain their supposed status. If there is another war I suspect it will be because of that. The World is evolving.
 
Darn it, I need a good, alcoholic drink! What a shit last couple of days!

Thought I was going to be due a fantastic Crimbo after the 2400x win on that Multifruit 81 slot, but things have gone to shit after that. First, the casino confiscate the money based on incorrect data (I am and will be taking this further) and block my account. This in turn blocked a sister casino site and they confiscated my withdrawal as well! While this is going on, my kids pick up a virus and they have been pretty ill the last couple of days with my boy being quite bad with it, so serious lack of sleep of late. Then on way back from shops this evening, the turbo on my car packs up and now that can't be driven.

So, tomorrow will be taken up replacing the turbo in whatever the weather decides to give me, ill kids needing attention, housework piling up and the stress and anxiety of being shafted by the casinos!
 
EmilyEmma said:
I hear what you're saying but if you put blowjob instead of blow job, if indeed the latter is correct, then that would look pretty uncivilised. Besides, BJ has quite an endearing sound to it :laugh:
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RichyJ75 said:
When you find out, please be sure to update the 'Screenshots that suck' thread!!!
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BJ is easier to get your mouth round :p
 
EmilyEmma said:
Just abbreviate it to BJ then, better to be safe than sorry.
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Yeah, but if you ask for BJ, you might just end up playing BlackJack...

But then... if you play your cards right... ;)

KK
 
Yeah ive prolly been laughed at bangin my head to that down the moterway at some point in my life. Oh to be young when music was tolerable. Speakin of smashed, i will be in about 14 hours. Just hopefully not walkin around like that guitarist at 1:02 . Up in 5 hours and off on a mission.. and you got me noddin to this! Damn you goat.

Edit. Guitarist in the first vid. You insane drunkard posting away like a mofo ;)
 
Woke up with a bit of a hangover this mornin at what was obviously not the sharpest moment of my week. Waking up to my tablet of which probably fried any of the few brain cells i had came home with the night before, having been left on and so close to my head where id fell asleep.

Was awakened to a text from powerspins that i only caught the first few words before throwing the phone back down after realizing it was a promo, but then quickly had to take a more focused look at what i had just read and the length it seemed they went to at hyping up the slot, cause i genuinely thought i was reading "adam, jerk off to tiki paradise..."

(A second glance with a newly raised brow confirmed it actually read "adam, jet off to tiki paradise with 10 free spins for every 10 deposit)
 
adamtheaddict said:
Woke up with a bit of a hangover this mornin at what was obviously not the sharpest moment of my week. Waking up to my tablet of which probably fried any of the few brain cells i had came home with the night before, having been left on and so close to my head where id fell asleep.

Was awakened to a text from powerspins that i only caught the first few words before throwing the phone back down after realizing it was a promo, but then quickly had to take a more focused look at what i had just read and the length it seemed they went to at hyping up the slot, cause i genuinely thought i was reading "adam, jerk off to tiki paradise..."

(A second glance with a newly raised brow confirmed it actually read "adam, jet off to tiki paradise with 10 free spins for every 10 deposit)
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And they say bonuses are dying :laugh:
 

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