The 2016/2017 football season predictor thread

[geordiecolin]

Just idiots Col

Agreed. My worry is that over the past 10 years they have not played each other so it could all kick off again. Its been great to see that violence at games has largely been eradicated

 

[geordiecolin]

[video]https://www.facebook.com/LeisureLeagues/videos/1250904534955341/[/video]

Ha ha. That's class. Man U didn't touch the ball once

 

[SamFeldt]

Rooney will find the new team, because of Mourinho... No words.

 

[Jono777]

They'll sack our gaffer before much longer, possibly even this weekend!

Wish I was as good at predicting 5 scatters and wild lines

 

[geordiecolin]

Wish I was as good at predicting 5 scatters and wild lines

Wait a week or two until Moyes is available

 

[Jd666]

Who the fuck are Norwich.
That was some hard match to watch.
Bring on the scum.
See the barcodes just won Colin lol.
Did you watch it

 

[SamFeldt]

United - City. Your predictions guys.

 

[geordiecolin]

Who the fuck are Norwich.
That was some hard match to watch.
Bring on the scum.
See the barcodes just won Colin lol.
Did you watch it

I'm almost disappointed that they had a player sent off because I don't think the score would have been much different and we made 7 changes
It shows that we have a strong squad.
Well done Leeds. Its about time that Leeds had the team their support deserves. They ruined themselves in the 90's by overspending me thinks.

 

[geordiecolin]

United - City. Your predictions guys.

United 0 City 3. Is Rooney "unfit" still or is it just an excuse to dodge the fact he is dropped?

 

[Jd666]

I'm almost disappointed that they had a player sent off because I don't think the score would have been much different and we made 7 changes
It shows that we have a strong squad.
Well done Leeds. Its about time that Leeds had the team their support deserves. They ruined themselves in the 90's by overspending me thinks.

Leeds made 8 changes, althought they subbed a couple of the first teamers on, just a shame when we went down to 10 men through injury.
I hope Monk gives the duke a run out from now.

Now we have drawn the bin dippers at Anfield, would have prefered the red Manc side at home lol, but you never know.

Hull V Barcodes, good chance there Colin

 

[geordiecolin]

Leeds made 8 changes, althought they subbed a couple of the first teamers on, just a shame when we went down to 10 men through injury.
I hope Monk gives the duke a run out from now.

Now we have drawn the bin dippers at Anfield, would have prefered the red Manc side at home lol, but you never know.

Hull V Barcodes, good chance there Colin

We got lucky with the Hull draw. Some consider it to be like a derby. Some consider this fizzy pop competition as one of the few games where they can take chances on fielding fringe players and mess about with formations. Its looking good for the toon if we can thump a decent championship side so easily with so many changes.
50,000 for a 4th round Micky Mouse game on a cold Tuesday night is quite impressive.

 

[SamFeldt]

United 0 City 3. Is Rooney "unfit" still or is it just an excuse to dodge the fact he is dropped?

Decent game for Mata. United with him in starting line-up are very strong and always gets points. Anyway City were not with their strongest players.

 

[geordiecolin]

Col's bookie spankers.

Liverpool.Middlesbrough, Arsenal, Watford,Man City and Brighton pays £194.92 at Paddy Power

 

[Jd666]

Col's bookie spankers.

Liverpool.Middlesbrough, Arsenal, Watford,Man City and Brighton pays £194.92 at Paddy Power

Well done Colin.

I see you have learned not to bet on Wolves (sorry Jon)

And the dog botherers got hammered by Fulham

Had to laugh at this.

 

[geordiecolin]

Well done Colin.

I see you have learned not to bet on Wolves (sorry Jon)

And the dog botherers got hammered by Fulham

Had to laugh at this.

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Cheers mate I omitted in the post that it was my usual weekend £5 stake My weekend bookie basher bet leaves me £147.92 in profit after 10 games. Its just a shame that I was too skint to actually put the bet on this weekend.

37 shots without a goal must be a big worry for Man U. I think Zlatan missed about 15 chances alone !
I think that Rooney should send his old lady friend to the special ones hotel room to improve his spirits

 

[Jono777]

Well done Colin.

I see you have learned not to bet on Wolves (sorry Jon)

No need for apologies matey, been giving that advice out for over 20 years lol!

 

[SamFeldt]

I wanted to cry after that disaster for Manchester United...

 

[geordiecolin]

I wanted to cry after that disaster for Manchester United...

I have not seen Barcelona bossed about so much since Newcastle thumped them back in the mid 90's. Man City where fantastic this evening

 

[geordiecolin]

Col's weekend bookie basher is £147.92 in profit so far after 10 weeks.

this weeks predictor is : Bournmouth, West Ham, Arsenal,Leicester,Norwich and Burton. £5 accumulator at Ladbrokes returns a total of £237.71

And I can't see my Toon losing this weekend

 

[Jono777]

See our lads are doing well again

2 down in less than 1/2 hour, f*kin Useless!

 

[geordiecolin]

See our lads are doing well again

2 down in less than 1/2 hour, f*kin Useless!

I was gonna write you some words of comfort but then I thought, Meh

 

[goatwack]

I was gonna write you some words of comfort but then I thought, Meh

Here's some consolation to any Wolves supporters: Next year's opposition will be a lot easier in League 1

 

[geordiecolin]

Here's some consolation to any Wolves supporters: Next year's opposition will be a lot easier in League 1

I considered rubbing there noses init but then I knew you could do it much better

 

[goatwack]

I considered rubbing there noses init but then I knew you could do it much better

Today's already a good day. It's the day we go six points clear and Sunderland sack their manager and are all but relegated!

 

[geordiecolin]

Today's already a good day. It's the day we go six points clear and Sunderland sack their manager and are all but relegated!

Who would take on the Sunderland job next? Niall Quinn? It seems like a toxic job at the moment.

PS. Being that Jon has not replied its not looking good. Tin hat and take cover time for me

 

[goatwack]

Who would take on the Sunderland job next? Niall Quinn? It seems like a toxic job at the moment

With the current and topical Swansea appointment, Sunderland are going to shock the footballing world by hiring Donald Trump in the next few days. He'll sort out their defence for sure, mainly by building a wall in front of their goal prior to every match.

Clean sheet every time

 

[geordiecolin]

With the current and topical Swansea appointment, Sunderland are going to shock the footballing world by hiring Donald Trump in the next few days. He'll sort out their defence for sure, mainly by building a wall in front of their goal prior to every match.

Clean sheet every time

The stadium of light already stinks of Au De Trump

 

[Jono777]

Who would take on the Sunderland job next? Niall Quinn? It seems like a toxic job at the moment.

PS. Being that Jon has not replied its not looking good. Tin hat and take cover time for me

Involved in another failed balance rescue mission, apologies for the delayed appearance lol.

See we dragged 2 goals back but not enough

Popped n put little £5 acca on BTTS....

Huddersfield Vs Blues
Norwich Vs Leeds
Charlton Vs Scunny
Exeter Vs Luton

Just under £50 for a £5er if it comes good!

Edit: Looks like I get a deposit tonight after all

 

[Jd666]

BOOOOOOM

Bring on the Scottish barcodes

 

[geordiecolin]

Involved in another failed balance rescue mission, apologies for the delayed appearance lol.

See we dragged 2 goals back but not enough

Popped n put little £5 acca on BTTS....

Huddersfield Vs Blues
Norwich Vs Leeds
Charlton Vs Scunny
Exeter Vs Luton

Just under £50 for a £5er if it comes good!

Edit: Looks like I get a deposit tonight after all

Unlucky Jon. I'm gutted that Sunderland won with 10 men!

 

[Jono777]

Unlucky Jon. I'm gutted that Sunderland won with 10 men!

Least you got a result matey

My bet came in dude, with over 15 minutes to go which is a first lol, £47 odd from a bluey, not great I know but broke my duck as every bet this season has been let down by just 1 or 2.

CBA to go out again tonight so will pop in Lady Boys and pick it up in the morning

 

[geordiecolin]

Least you got a result matey

My bet came in dude, with over 15 minutes to go which is a first lol, £47 odd from a bluey, not great I know but broke my duck as every bet this season has been let down by just 1 or 2.

CBA to go out again tonight so will pop in Lady Boys and pick it up in the morning

Oh I misunderstood your bet. Congrats

 

[Jono777]

Oh I misunderstood your bet. Congrats

BTTS - Both teams to score, end result doesn't matter, sorry should/could have explained bet better.

 

[geordiecolin]

BTTS - Both teams to score, end result doesn't matter, sorry should/could have explained bet better.

FFSIOIHK 

 

[Jono777]

FFSIOIHK 

For fucks sake I openly Insulted Harry's Koala

 

[geordiecolin]

For fucks sake I openly Insulted Harry's Koala

Ha ha,close but no cigar :rastasplifficon:

 

[Jono777]

Last Go.

For Fruit Salads I often include Half Kiwi's ???? oke:

 

[geordiecolin]

Last Go.

For Fruit Salads I often include Half Kiwi's ???? oke:

For fucks sake if only I had known

 

[geordiecolin]

Cols football predictor.

My weekly football accumulator has a healthy profit of £142.92 so far this season.

Todays £5 would return a massive £1932.00 with Paddy Power.


My Cheltenham each way yankee is

1.50 Minella Rocco ( 3rd)

2.25 Frodon

3.00 Some kinda Lama

3.35 Midnight Shot

 

[geordiecolin]

Ignore the fact that I neglected to post the teams I selected last week. It lost!

My profit for the season stands at £137.92

This weekends £5 football accumulator is Man city, Everton,Arsenal,Liverpool,Hull and Cardiff. Returns £672.59 at Bet365

 

[Jono777]

Mine is a bit ambitious this week, I have 2 x BTTS, 6 fixtures in each £1 stake returns approx £50 on both but hey, that'll cover my weekend slotting if either come in

The one I reckon is worth £1 of anyone's dosh is..

Results Rush (Where both teams must score)

Birmingham to BT Bristol City
Bristol Rovers to BT MK Dons
Cambridge to BT Wycombe

Possible £75.94 return for a £1 stake.

Good luck with your bet Col

 

[geordiecolin]

Mine is a bit ambitious this week, I have 2 x BTTS, 6 fixtures in each £1 stake returns approx £50 on both but hey, that'll cover my weekend slotting if either come in

The one I reckon is worth £1 of anyone's dosh is..

Results Rush (Where both teams must score)

Birmingham to BT Bristol City
Bristol Rovers to BT MK Dons
Cambridge to BT Wycombe

Possible £75.94 return for a £1 stake.

Good luck with your bet Col

Cheers. Good luck too. As I'm skint for gambling purposes I have restricted this weekend to just a few sports bets. I've this and a tv racing bet on.

 

[geordiecolin]

My weekend £5 accumulator. Lost last week which left me with a profit of £137.92

Today's £5 is on wins for Chelski,West Brom,Leicester,Liverpool,Swansea and Aston Villa for a return of £256.37 at Bet365

Edit.
Newbury £2.50 EW double 310 Coolough and 345 Imjoeking

 

[Jd666]

Haha

 

[geordiecolin]

Haha

Jose has lost the plot. But with his money why should he care about anything?

 

[Jd666]

Good luck against Hull tonight Colin

 

[geordiecolin]

Good luck against Hull tonight Colin

Cheers mate. We where not on form on Saturday but maybe we had one eye on tonight's game? Its refreshing to be taking cup competitions seriously after recent years where we put a second string out. And I hope to find a live stream on the t'interweb for it . May even have my first drink in weeks tonight while watching it

 

[Jd666]

We are on Sky taking on the mighty bin dippers.

I'll be in the pub tonight, followed by a chicken madras

 

[geordiecolin]

We are on Sky taking on the mighty bin dippers.

I'll be in the pub tonight, followed by a chicken madras

Good luck and enjoy

 

[geordiecolin]

Last weeks went down the swanny and the toon where mugged by the ref last night


So with a profit for the season of £132.92 my weekly £5 accumulator pays £373.26 at Unibet

Palace, Leicester, Spurs, Blackburn, Brighton, Norwich.