Rusty
Banned User - repetitive flaming
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2006
- Location
- Manchester UK
A Guy has a really vivid dream that he wins a fortune at Blackjack, so vivid infact that he decides to take his life savings 50,000 to the Casino and play.
After an hour he has lost 25000 and is almost in tears.He decides to put his last 25000 on one hand to win his money back or jump in the River.
The Dealer deals him a King and a two.
He sighs and decides the way his luck is if he takes a card he will bust and so is just about to say "No card" when a Leprechaun pops up on his shoulder.
"take a card" the Leprecaun says quitley with a nod.
The Guy swallows deeply and asks the dealer for a card.Its a 3 making him 15.
"Damn" the Guy says thumping the table in dismay.
"Take another card." the Leprechaun says quickly
"What?, I will bust for sure." The Guy protests
"Take a card, go on, twist, take a fuckin' card, go on." The Leprechaun urges.
"Card!" The Guy shouts hardly daring to look
The Dealer turns him a 5 making him 20
"Yes, thank you!" The Guy shouts.
He looks up at the Dealer and is about to say "Stick" when the Leprechaun prods him and gives him a wink.
"Take a card." The Leprechaun says
"Go on, take a card, take one."
The Guy looks at the Leprechaun and says,
"You're crazy, I have 20, I can only hit an Ace to improve."
The Leprechaun ignores him and becomes more insistent.
"Take a card, take fuckin' card, take card now, go on, take a fukin card,twist,go on,take one."
Carried away in the moment the Guy impulsively shouts "card!"
Bang! It's an Ace! 21!
The Leprechaun falls off his shoulder exclaiming,
"Jesus!, you lucky Bastard!"
After an hour he has lost 25000 and is almost in tears.He decides to put his last 25000 on one hand to win his money back or jump in the River.
The Dealer deals him a King and a two.
He sighs and decides the way his luck is if he takes a card he will bust and so is just about to say "No card" when a Leprechaun pops up on his shoulder.
"take a card" the Leprecaun says quitley with a nod.
The Guy swallows deeply and asks the dealer for a card.Its a 3 making him 15.
"Damn" the Guy says thumping the table in dismay.
"Take another card." the Leprechaun says quickly
"What?, I will bust for sure." The Guy protests
"Take a card, go on, twist, take a fuckin' card, go on." The Leprechaun urges.
"Card!" The Guy shouts hardly daring to look
The Dealer turns him a 5 making him 20
"Yes, thank you!" The Guy shouts.
He looks up at the Dealer and is about to say "Stick" when the Leprechaun prods him and gives him a wink.
"Take a card." The Leprechaun says
"Go on, take a card, take one."
The Guy looks at the Leprechaun and says,
"You're crazy, I have 20, I can only hit an Ace to improve."
The Leprechaun ignores him and becomes more insistent.
"Take a card, take fuckin' card, take card now, go on, take a fukin card,twist,go on,take one."
Carried away in the moment the Guy impulsively shouts "card!"
Bang! It's an Ace! 21!
The Leprechaun falls off his shoulder exclaiming,
"Jesus!, you lucky Bastard!"
