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Bullajami

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An older man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm not here for me. It's my wife. She is losing her hearing, but she's too stubborn to admit it. Is there anything I can do?"

The doctor gives the man some instructions to collect additional details about his wife's condition. The man goes home and his wife is at the sink washing the dishes. He positions himself 30 feet behind her, and says in a conversational tone, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response. So he moves 10 feet closer and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response. So he moves 10 feet closer and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response. So he moves right up behind her and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

His wife slams the dish rag down into the sink and says, "For the fourth damn time - meatloaf!"
 

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