Smile, it's Monday

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Monday are normally the worst day in the week for me, but today it's cool, so happy Monday for you all as well. :)
 
i have a job that is moving my weekends (free 2 days) every week so i skip working mondays very often
for example this week i will have my 2 days off on wensday and thursday,then next week will have my 2 days off on thursday and friday,also monday or not i try not to worry too much about it,because what casinos put me trough,monday is a piece of cake :D
 
Here's some Monday 'pun'ch to end the day:

Stay up all night to see if it dawns on you when the sun rises.

Ever wonder why the ball seemed to be getting bigger and then it hit you?

If you don't like when you start growing a beard wait to see if it grows on you.

Ever try to study weight-lifting but found you couldn't pick it up?

The thing about broken pencils is that they're literally pointless.
 
Smile, it could always be worse. Next time you think you made a slip-up, think about what this guy lost ...shot at a car, cash and even a million bucks :)

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Smile, it could always be worse. Next time you think you made a slip-up, think about what this guy lost ...shot at a car, cash and even a million bucks :)

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Poor bugger:( I feel for him.
 
Smile, it's Monday.
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Number 3 is how I feel every time I get a cashout:cool:

Thanks for putting a smile on my face:)
 
Smile, it''s Monday

Smile at these few groaners to help you through the day -

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
 
Smile at these few groaners to help you through the day -

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

I dread to think where you buy your Christmas crackers from....:rolleyes:
 

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