Slots to Avoid

[dave1888]

I don't believe any of these slots are available for the US player, any suggestions for us?

Majority of the Betsoft 3d games apart from Rooks Revenge, Treasure room and 2 million BC avoid the rest!, RTg terrible games: Enchanted Garden, Cleopatra's Cold(what gold?), Derby Dollars if I think of more I'll list them soon.

 

[KasinoKing]

I don't believe any of these slots are available for the US player, any suggestions for us?

Well as they're not available in the USA, at least you wont have any problems avoiding them!

KK

 

[psychogene]

I have only played on MG slots and have tried a few so I'll give my 0.60p input ....

Slots I avoid
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Mad Hatter - Didn't do it for me. Didn't actually lose much didn't win much but did about 200-300 spins at 0.60p and nothing magical happened. I personally find the slot theme too bright and childish and I felt like I was not long off having a seizure when watching the symbols change.

Battlestar Galatica - I find this slot confusing. I remember getting some bonus random things happening that looked so fancy but did absolutely nothing. Also got some mode where it pays both left and right but during that mode did not win a thing. Also did about 200-300 spins before I switched. In my opinion if you like flashy fancy slots with flashy fancy features but little to no satisfying rewards then it might be the slot for you. There are much better options if tv series/movies are your theme (i.e Tomb Raider, Jurassic Park)

Terminator 2 - Color theme is dull in my opinion though I guess terminator 2 was a bleak dystopia. I did get the free spin after about 50 spins but left after as the game just felt depressing for a slot.

Immortal Romance (when on a losing streak) - Yes best to just avoid immortal romance if your balance is low. This is my favourite slot when its HOT but one of my least favourite when its not, which is about 8/10 times. I feel other times I can get alot of play time even on low balance (thunderstruck 2, playboy) but not this slot when its cold it should be renamed dead romance.

Break Da Bank Again - I read up about peoples favourite slot and this came up on or near the top so I tried it a few times. Did play it on and off for about a month (most have done about 1000+ spins all up at 0.18 to 0.27p a spin) and all I can say is whenever I hit the bonus feature ... NOTHING. I know its a high variance slot but hitting big wins in the other slots I regularly play (immortal romance,thunderstruck 2, tomb raider, jurassic park) feels so much more easier than here. I do not recall anything decent in terms of wins on this slot at all. I'm sure other people's experiences are different to mine but the only reason I'd play this slot is because you can go ultra low roller on 0.09p a spin, although I get this feeling that I'd never win on this slot ever and that makes me not play it anymore.

Slots I like
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Froot Loot - Don't care what people think this was my favourite slot for awhile. No bonus spins, no 1 million ways to win, no guy jumping on the screen every now and then to fill it up with useless wilds its just the simplicity that I like. Before I knew anything about slots I chose to play this as my first one because it was straightforward. What you see is what you win no need to do anything other than change the coin domination. For awhile (like 2-3 months) I was well on top regularly hitting 3 x watermelon, 2 x fruit basket and 3 x bars (1,2 and 3 variety). I haven't won anything from this slot in awhile now though (went from froot loot to no loot) but I when I was still playing (on a break now) I used to play 0.50p-1.50p and its supposedly low variance so I'd get decent game time on a $50 deposit. I'd admit its a boring slot if you went from something like immortal romance/thunderstruck 2/jurassic park to this but if you go the other way you'd probably appreciate how standard and simple this slot is. I like the fact that when you hit something nice its just like any other win on this slot and theres no flashy BIG WIN money flying around the screen thing happening or some sort of 10 minute celebration video clip.

Immortal Romance when its hot - When its hot its great This is probably my favourite video slot just something about it when its hot makes it feel good to play. Too bad its cold for me about 80% of the time. I admit this slot has sucked my money dry a few times yet I keep going back to it for some reason, probably because the aesthetics are really well done for a slot.

Tomb Raider - Have had nice wins on this but the free spins are only at x3 but feels like its more common than other high variance slots. Its a pity 32red only had as the minimum 0.75p bet (the other place I played spin palace had 0.30p or so) but I like this slot because it has nice simple bonus features and free spins also.

Thunderstruck 2 - Its an OK slot I guess. Would be nice if they had bonus feature other than wildstorm which for me has done absolutely nothing.

Just my thoughts I'm sure for some the slots I hate are those that they like and vice versa but can only speak from playing experience and to date this has been my experience!

 

[jimbler]

The only one I can think of is the I'm a celeb slot on 32red. I played that a fair bit when it first came out with horrible results.

I also have crappy luck with Immortal Romance, so I probably should avoid that as well, but I know that I won't.

 

[mcgameboy]

The only one I can think of is the I'm a celeb slot on 32red. I played that a fair bit when it first came out with horrible results.

I also have crappy luck with Immortal Romance, so I probably should avoid that as well, but I know that I won't.

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I used to love I'm A Celeb. My results in the first 3 months of its release were pretty darn good, including a 1000x bet win in January.

But ever since that day.....horrible. It's gone completely cold on me. To the point I have played it once in about 6 months. I just expect to suffer heavy losses anytime I dare go near it now. So I don't.

 

[Jono777]

Considering I'm a celeb is a 'clone' / based on Pure Platinum slot they couldn't be so more dis-alike. I have had some cracking wins on PP for .40p bets but tbh not played celeb that much.

Unsure but I guess its very high variance and can pay mega when you catch it right, as like most these days.

I think the days of low variance games are almost gone lol

 

[mcgameboy]

Considering I'm a celeb is a 'clone' / based on Pure Platinum slot they couldn't be so more dis-alike. I have had some cracking wins on PP for .40p bets but tbh not played celeb that much.

Unsure but I guess its very high variance and can pay mega when you catch it right, as like most these days.

I think the days of low variance games are almost gone lol

Yeah I did have a fair idea it was a Pure Platinum clone Jon. Funny you say that they appear to be not alike. I myself have noticed how difficult it was to get a natural 3OAK of 9s, Js and Ks on Pure Platinum. I've still never heard the music for those three wins. Yet I don't seem to have nearly the same trouble on I'm A Celeb. One of those odd anomolies I guess.

 

[3jokers]

Elements is such a great looking game with a very appealing feature - but I can't squeeze jack-squit out of it these days.
I remember having a few x100 features on when it first came out, but since then every single time I've played it, every bonus round has been total pants.

Whereas on 2 you rate as crap (South Park & Eggomatic) I have had heaps of play-time, entertainment and decent wins.
The other 3 are all hit or miss - capable of very big wins, but can suck you dry in no time when on a bad run.

KK

It's funny that you mention that Elements bonus is worse now because it's the same for me. Last few months I can't seem to win at all on Elements so I have quit playing it. They must have changed the payout or something.

 

[gokkie]

My slot to avoid at all cost: reels rush from netent.
For me it is by MILES the most frustrating, most annoying piece of utter rubbish I have ever played in my entire life.
No chance to win big, endless dead spins, 6 consecutive winning spins to hit the free spins - like that is ever going to happen on a netent slot these days

No 2 is creature from the black lagoon for obvious reasons

No 3 lately is Raging Rhino for being a thieving bast$rd, stealing my money with zero in return.

My worst nightmare would be to play Raging Rhino on a bad day, then switching to the creature, hitting a 5 scatter winning 0.35Xbet in free spins, then switching to reels rush to annoy the living cr$p out of me, I do not think my laptop would survive such a session

 

[ergosum]

Just about Everything on every casino since the UK Gambling Law changes

I don't know if its just me having a really really bad run, but I can't seem to do anything any more, I play regularly on Guts, 32Red, Mr Green and Betspin, depositing around £70 a time and bugger all!, I had a good win on Jurassic Park a few months ago, but since then, Nada! I'm definitely finding myself playing less and less nowadays, with a good few grand of losses.

The reason I mention the UK changes are for me personally that seems to be when things went downhill, previous to that I probably broke even or was slightly up, maybe I was just luckier then lol.

My latest demon slots are:

GOT 243 Ways
Dracula
BDBA
DOA

Load of crap atm!

 

[Dinahnana]

I don't know if its just me having a really really bad run, but I can't seem to do anything any more, I play regularly on Guts, 32Red, Mr Green and Betspin, depositing around £70 a time and bugger all!, I had a good win on Jurassic Park a few months ago, but since then, Nada! I'm definitely finding myself playing less and less nowadays, with a good few grand of losses.

The reason I mention the UK changes are for me personally that seems to be when things went downhill, previous to that I probably broke even or was slightly up, maybe I was just luckier then lol.

My latest demon slots are:

GOT 243 Ways
Dracula
BDBA
DOA

Load of crap atm!

I agree with all your choices. I would add that stupid game Dragon's Lair and not to mention Castle Build. Hate the provider and think the slots are a load of crap all the time.

 

[psychogene]

I would definitely avoid Dracula the more I have played that game the more I hated it. BDBA is OK but I would not be playing that heavily too - small 100 spin sessions here and there. DOA is DOA and GOT 243 way is only fun if you are seeing stacked wilds appear all the time. Pretty much every slot is to avoid for me these days beyond 200 spins lol.

For playtime that new Hound/Kitty game by MG is quite decent as it gives you alot of small wins and the bonus round is decent.

 

[lockinlove]

I don't know if its just me having a really really bad run, but I can't seem to do anything any more, I play regularly on Guts, 32Red, Mr Green and Betspin, depositing around £70 a time and bugger all!, I had a good win on Jurassic Park a few months ago, but since then, Nada! I'm definitely finding myself playing less and less nowadays, with a good few grand of losses.

The reason I mention the UK changes are for me personally that seems to be when things went downhill, previous to that I probably broke even or was slightly up, maybe I was just luckier then lol.

My latest demon slots are:

GOT 243 Ways
Dracula
BDBA
DOA

Load of crap atm!

I know its probably crazy but I have never cashed out from a casino that offers netent games. All the playing ive done...thats crazy. And Ive never been in the position to even attempt it.

Ive had plenty of cashouts from download casinos though. Gaming club...intertops etc.

Netent dont likey me

 

[Jono777]

Totally agreement ^^^ !!!!

Way too much of a coincidence, prior to law changes I was close to 'even' or profit at most casinos I play and the most i'd encounter would be 2-3 bad deposits before my luck returned.

My luck, enjoyment and every thing else at 32Red and Guts (main 2 sites) is horrible at the moment and has been for months, never in 10 years such a bad run and on the days I do fluke a BR or two, continually crap, with crap sprinkled on top!

Wanted to post similar numerous times but resisted due to 'tin foil' ridicules etc.

Something has changed big time, especially with MG software, I'd regularly have deposits which lasted 2-3 days even if the whole play time was just 'break even' play, now I'm lucky to get 20-30 minutes.

 

[ergosum]

Totally agreement ^^^ !!!!

Way too much of a coincidence, prior to law changes I was close to 'even' or profit at most casinos I play and the most i'd encounter would be 2-3 bad deposits before my luck returned.

My luck, enjoyment and every thing else at 32Red and Guts (main 2 sites) is horrible at the moment and has been for months, never in 10 years such a bad run and on the days I do fluke a BR or two, continually crap, with crap sprinkled on top!

Wanted to post similar numerous times but resisted due to 'tin foil' ridicules etc.

Something has changed big time, especially with MG software, I'd regularly have deposits which lasted 2-3 days even if the whole play time was just 'break even' play, now I'm lucky to get 20-30 minutes.

Yep I completely agree, I have got to the point where I'm having my last £50 deposits on them, and shutting the accounts down, Guts is gone, Betspin is gone, MrGreen gone, LeoVegas gone, Betat gone, only got 32red, dash and thrills left, will be casino free soon, its no fun when every deposit at every casino for months generates nothing more than the odd 40-50x win.

 

[bjtaz44]

I too am having the worst run in over 5 years at microgaming casinos which now 32red being the only one i play. Been spending way more time at local casinos. Does the "fun" seem gone for others also? Or just my luck is gone. I can't even get a bonus feature on anything compared to 2014. Deposit $100 play 5 mins..done lol can't even finish a beer.

 

[AudiManinBoro]

Totally agreement ^^^ !!!!

Way too much of a coincidence, prior to law changes I was close to 'even' or profit at most casinos I play and the most i'd encounter would be 2-3 bad deposits before my luck returned.

My luck, enjoyment and every thing else at 32Red and Guts (main 2 sites) is horrible at the moment and has been for months, never in 10 years such a bad run and on the days I do fluke a BR or two, continually crap, with crap sprinkled on top!

Wanted to post similar numerous times but resisted due to 'tin foil' ridicules etc.

Something has changed big time, especially with MG software, I'd regularly have deposits which lasted 2-3 days even if the whole play time was just 'break even' play, now I'm lucky to get 20-30 minutes.

Actually I do agree with the `something has changed on the MG platform` Manys a time i had a deposit last for days sometimes even weeks with the just the fun of playing, but now I think about it I cant recall when that last time was, it certainly hasent been in recent history

 

[lockinlove]

Yep I completely agree, I have got to the point where I'm having my last £50 deposits on them, and shutting the accounts down, Guts is gone, Betspin is gone, MrGreen gone, LeoVegas gone, Betat gone, only got 32red, dash and thrills left, will be casino free soon, its no fun when every deposit at every casino for months generates nothing more than the odd 40-50x win.

I have done the same. Closed guts, betat, betspin, redbet, slotsmillion and more.
(recently clubworld but thats rtg and another story lol)
Ive kept intertops and gamingclub open for play. Might try thrills soon

I do find it odd though how Ive never cashed out from these netent casinos ....Ive played thousands of dollars in them and never a cashout or my balance above normal worth cashing out......

Isnt it strange though seriously?

Ive had good luck with intertops and digimedia though. Both those casinos ive hit some regular wins and cashouts over the years. They feel like normal casinos. These other ones I go into them thinking "sigh why even bother I have no chance".

But with the download casinos I play at I feel like "hmmm I wonder if I will win tonight and if so how much"

 

[psychogene]

For me personally I (conspiracy hat on) felt something changed after March but in all honesty I think it was down to me just winning all the time in February. I felt I could play more risky and that multiple deposits per day even after busting many times in a row would bring me wins but it didn't happen. That bubble was always going to burst but I was kind of in denial until I closed a few casinos for 3 months and lowered my deposit limits at the ones I intend to keep playing at.

Only really play at 32red for now because even though I'm still somewhat losing I can manage to get good playtime with about $30-$40 deposit. Games I used to play alot like thunderstruck 2, tomb raider and immortal romance have been nothing but bad luck for a few months now and I have had nice wins on games I never used to play alot like fish party, dark knight, deck the halls. One game that has seemed to always play nice for me and still is Fat Lady Sings and that new game Kitty Cabana I have triggered free spins alot though the wins are never above x100.

Don't really bother much with NetEnt. Was lucky to get a double wildline in DOA in early march and before that had a x500 alien robot win in February but since then nothing of real note. I still play netent but not more than $20 worth a week I just have no confidence I can win anything on their slots and despite DOA being a cash cow for many I just can't be bothered playing that slot anymore because unless I can trigger 3-4 bonus rounds per 100 spins I get really bored of it.

 

[electronictonic]

For me personally I (conspiracy hat on) felt something changed after March but in all honesty I think it was down to me just winning all the time in February. I felt I could play more risky and that multiple deposits per day even after busting many times in a row would bring me wins but it didn't happen. That bubble was always going to burst but I was kind of in denial until I closed a few casinos for 3 months and lowered my deposit limits at the ones I intend to keep playing at.

Only really play at 32red for now because even though I'm still somewhat losing I can manage to get good playtime with about $30-$40 deposit. Games I used to play alot like thunderstruck 2, tomb raider and immortal romance have been nothing but bad luck for a few months now and I have had nice wins on games I never used to play alot like fish party, dark knight, deck the halls. One game that has seemed to always play nice for me and still is Fat Lady Sings and that new game Kitty Cabana I have triggered free spins alot though the wins are never above x100.

Don't really bother much with NetEnt. Was lucky to get a double wildline in DOA in early march and before that had a x500 alien robot win in February but since then nothing of real note. I still play netent but not more than $20 worth a week I just have no confidence I can win anything on their slots and despite DOA being a cash cow for many I just can't be bothered playing that slot anymore because unless I can trigger 3-4 bonus rounds per 100 spins I get really bored of it.

Join the club mate, I have went 7 MONTHS across Netent, WMS, MGS, u name it, without a single Bonus round being over x100 completely ass raped for 7 months and all I have to show for it is debts,
well over 100 rounds since December and people put screenshots up hitting x200 5 times in the same session, if I kept playing probably be over a year without.

 

[KasinoKing]

Join the club mate, I have went 7 MONTHS across Netent, WMS, MGS, u name it, without a single Bonus round being over x100 completely ass raped for 7 months and all I have to show for it is debts,
well over 100 rounds since December and people put screenshots up hitting x200 5 times in the same session, if I kept playing probably be over a year without.

Those are some seriously shite stats
Which games were you playing?

KK

 

[dave1888]

Here's another game to add Iron man 3 what a load of crap that game is!!! Should have stayed on my favourite marvel slot Electra

 

[Naok777]

Slots to avoid?

Playtech:

Iron Man 3
Hulk (all versions)
Captain America
Ghost Rider
Cat Queen
Wild Gambler
Gladiator

Microgaming:

Terminator 2
Battlestar Galactica

Netent:

Egg o matic (I know some people on this forum like it, but for me it has never been anything other than siberian winter)

Lights
Stickers

Wms:

Amazon Queen (while I had some nice wins on it the cold streaks can be absolutely brutal)

 

[dave1888]

Slots to avoid?

Playtech:

Iron Man 3
Hulk (all versions)
Captain America
Ghost Rider
Cat Queen
Wild Gambler
Gladiator

Microgaming:

Terminator 2
Battlestar Galactica

Netent:

Egg o matic (I know some people on this forum like it, but for me it has never been anything other than siberian winter)

Lights
Stickers

Wms:

Amazon Queen (while I had some nice wins on it the cold streaks can be absolutely brutal)

Pretty much agree with all of these apart from about 2 of them I actually despise the majority you have listed

 

[electronictonic]

Those are some seriously shite stats
Which games were you playing?

KK

Dead or Alive lost count of bonus rounds none over x100
trigged 9 in the same session at Betspin all paid less than x20
Never had a wild line or 5 scatters in over 2 years and lot's of spins
Raging Rhino recently paid something like x8
Lunaris x4
Jurassic Park x20 ish
Immortal Romance x20 ish
Jack and the Beanstalk x30 ish
2 bonus rounds on NRNVA paid around x20 and x15
Big Chef bonus round x0 yep paid off 3 scatters, nothing after just 12 blank spins
Dark Knight in 2 years of bonus rounds none hit over x100 and it's been lots and lots
Terminator lost count of the bonus rounds, and yep no Hot Mode
Enchanted Forest WMS bonus game paid about x12
Super Monopoly Money x22ish

Thos have been the last few bonus rounds.
I have a memory like an elephant, so I recall all of these.

It's been a sorry tale like this for 7 months where it takes a shit load of spins to trigger the bonus rounds and the majority are paying x20 or even less
it's been brutal, many times taking 100% bonus matches having £200 to play with and burning through £1000 wagering before busting out and never climbing above the starting balance, that's been the general thing over the last
few months.