Screen Shots that Suck!

[Macgyver]

I don't care that it was the lowest possible bet, or that I actually won with the straight, the outcome still sucks and deserves to be in this thread.

 

[Slotmachine]

I hit this a couple months ago. I wasn't playing much, but boy what a miss.

WarriorCherokee, you're probably playing a <90% return slot when you're not betting max on King Cash-a-Not....

Cheers,
SM

 

[Zoozie]

Here is an 'interesting' one. I get a pair of Ten's on start hand, but hit nothing
on all 50 lines! And no, I did not throw away 2 Tens to produce this.
Even if I did it would be hard not to just hit two pairs.

The chance for this to happen is 1 to 22M if my calculations are correct.

 

[Zoozie]

Even though I won 1500*bet on that line, it still sucks. I would have been 50000*line bet with last wild.

Zoozie

 

[Mousey]

Why gamblers go crazy....

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[GrandMaster]

Here is an 'interesting' one. I get a pair of Ten's on start hand, but hit nothing
on all 50 lines! And no, I did not throw away 2 Tens to produce this.
Even if I did it would be hard not to just hit two pairs.

The chance for this to happen is 1 to 22M if my calculations are correct.

I also got 1 in 22 million. This screenshot really sucks, but you should treasure it because you may not see another such rare event in your life. (For comparison, the probability of winning the national lottery in the UK is about 1 in 14 million.)

 

[liquidsoap]

ouch now that sucks so close to the jackpot, one more in line 15 and you had it

 

[Mart]

I also got 1 in 22 million. This screenshot really sucks, but you should treasure it because you may not see another such rare event in your life. (For comparison, the probability of winning the national lottery in the UK is about 1 in 14 million.)

Actually, it was more like 1 in 2, because he clearly doubled (and lost...)

 

[GrandMaster]

On closer inspection, there are indeed some 2 pairs and a 3 OAK.

 

[liquidsoap]

so is he a lier or a casino glich

 

[BrianC]

You're right. There are some 3 of a kinds and 2 pairs.
WTF???? Is this dude lying and if so why?
It's almost impossible out of 50 hands to not get something
with a pair. And, if he's not lying, then there is a SERIOUS problem
with MG MultiPlay that needs to be investigated.


Brian

 

[managra]

Here is an 'interesting' one. I get a pair of Ten's on start hand, but hit nothing
on all 50 lines! And no, I did not throw away 2 Tens to produce this.
Even if I did it would be hard not to just hit two pairs.

The chance for this to happen is 1 to 22M if my calculations are correct.

Not 'interesting' at all since just by glancing at the screen shot i see a number of 3 of a kind, probably other hits as well.

What's that post and screenshot doing in this thread?????

 

[managra]

Why gamblers go crazy....

Horrible, Mousey, just hoooooorrible. You have been saying that you have been having bad luck recently. Well, it clearly shows here. Btw, i'm fairly new to casinos and not that knowledgeable about jackpots. Would you have been eligible for the whole $20 K jackpot with a $1.50 bet?

 

[Pinababy69]

Mousey, my sympathies......

And Zoozie, wtf? Unless MG software malfunctioned...why would anyone post a false screenie in Screenshots That Suck? I could sort of see why someone might lie about a winner, but what's the point here?

 

[Zoozie]

On closer inspection, there are indeed some 2 pairs and a 3 OAK.

Yeah, I see that now! I never gamble and I was not even on autospin when
this happened. The small wins might have been added to my wins, but of course
I did not notice and it is not important since it is only 1$. So I still believe it was
a glitch in the software and not in Zoozie.

I realize it is 100% identical to gambling that lost, but I assure you that is not the case. (I dont gamble).

I have done over 200000+ (most on auto though, but not this) spins on 50-line VP when bonus whoring every casino where JoB (or other kind of VP) was allowed, and know how the software behaves.

Wierd. I had this picture for months and never checked it that close for wins since I saw when it happened and 'believed' the result,took a screenshot and saved it in amazement.

 

[Mousey]

Horrible, Mousey, just hoooooorrible. You have been saying that you have been having bad luck recently. Well, it clearly shows here. Btw, i'm fairly new to casinos and not that knowledgeable about jackpots. Would you have been eligible for the whole $20 K jackpot with a $1.50 bet?

The sympathy is appreciated folks.

managra: Yes, the 5th WowPot in the bottom right corner would have given me the jackpot. $1.50 is max bet on this particular progressive.

Not sure why that VP multi play screenshot was posted? There are some 3 of a kinds and 2 pairs. S/he must have tried to double up and lost, don't ya think? Which resulted in the $0 payout....

 

[Simmo!]

Yeah, I see that now! I never gamble and I was not even on autospin when
this happened. The small wins might have been added to my wins, but of course
I did not notice and it is not important since it is only 1$. So I still believe it was
a glitch in the software and not in Zoozie.

Screengrab the result from Playcheck and post it up - see what it says...be interesting if it is a glitch.

 

[BrianC]

I hardly ever play multiplay VP but I invest quite heavily in single line
Dbl and Dbl Dbl VP. If MG has ANY glitches in it's VP we need to know
about it right now. This is one reason why I will NOT use auto-play.
I want to see the results from every hand and verify credits were
properly added.



Brian

 

[gmblpdam]

Here's one that really sucks!

I had another one almost exactly like this a couple minutes later that I didnt save too.

 

[BrianC]

Don't get too carried away with these posts.
Remember - there is technically no such thing as "ALMOST" with any slot machine. More than likely they are programmed to throw these "teasers"
in every so often to keep you chasing the win. Even if they're not, the
statistical odds of lining up 5 of the same symbols is a lot further away
then it looks.



Brian

 

[The Dude]

Don't get too carried away with these posts.
Remember - there is technically no such thing as "ALMOST" with any slot machine. More than likely they are programmed to throw these "teasers"
in every so often to keep you chasing the win...

Yeah but, the screenshots still suck.

 

[BrianC]

Yeah but, the screenshots still suck.

I agree with that - they do still suck.
I was hoping that everyone would keep things in proper perspective though.
A player who is vulnerable might go beyond their bankroll and/or lose control of their money management by thinking they keep "getting close".


Brian

 

[BubbleG]

WTF!!

Hmmmmmm..... I'm sure I just had 15 free triple value spins????

 

[andrea73]

Hi everybody,
Yesterday I've hit free spins in Harvey's and won a grand total of...
ZERO.

Couldn't believe that, considering weeks ago I happened to win almost 50.000 coins in a single "free spins" session!

 

[managra]

I got 4 masks in Big Kahuna yesterday. The first mask i clicked on was "Collect", so i got about $1.50 for my 4 masks. I actually don't like that mask feature, since my standard MO seems to be to hit Collect immediately or second, after having hit a low paying other mask.

 

[Simmo!]

Hi everybody,
Yesterday I've hit free spins in Harvey's and won a grand total of...
ZERO.

Couldn't believe that, considering weeks ago I happened to win almost 50.000 coins in a single "free spins" session!

Hi Andrea - welcome to CM...just a shame your first post was in the Sucks thread Ah well, next time eh!

Simmo!

 

[ergopro]

 

[ergopro]

If you can't see this...got dealt pat 3 deuces in 50play power poker...and didn't hit a single 4th one =(

 

[liquidsoap]

yea now that sucks

 

[BrianC]

If you can't see this...got dealt pat 3 deuces in 50play power poker...and didn't hit a single 4th one =(

Ergopro,

Looks like your really getting the shaft today. Maybe you should
quit for the day and try again tomorrow.
Hope better luck comes your way.


Brian

 

[Simmo!]

"64 Coins" on Harveys - LOL. What are you gonna spend it on?

 

[Mousey]

Heeeyyyyy.... combine Ergopro's 64 cents with my 90 some odd cents that I hit last time I tackled ol' Harve and we could buy 1 cup of coffee between us.

That game really hates my guts.

 

[BrianC]

Heeeyyyyy.... combine Ergopro's 64 cents with my 90 some odd cents that I hit last time I tackled ol' Harve and we could buy 1 cup of coffee between us.

That game really hates my guts.

It hates me even more. Least you got 90 cents...I got zilch.
Ole Harvey will be reserved for free-play mode only for me


Brian

 

[Pinababy69]

"64 Coins" on Harveys - LOL. What are you gonna spend it on?

If it were me, it would be going towards a new computer after I threw mine out the window. 64 cents? Now that is truly sad.....sorry Ergo

 

[ergopro]

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[managra]

Ai, ai, ai, 64 cents ... that's awful. However, if you have any aspirations towards becoming a hip hop artist, you might have a good stage name right there

 

[cheekymonkey]

theres never a 15 line slot around when you need one, is there?

 

[Slotster!]

theres never a 15 line slot around when you need one, is there?

Hee hee.. I do that ALL the time!!! The worst is going from a 25 to a 15! Bottom left, top row middle three, bottom right is the one I get excited about most often, only to realise it's nada... Same story switching from Crypto to MG Nine liners!! Mind you, I know Ladies Nite inside out

In fact, that reminds me, has ANYONE, EVER had five wilds on Ladies Nite!??! I've seen KK's lovely Spring Break, and I think someone posted a Tally Ho once - but Ladies Nite and Thunderstruck seem to have eluded us to date!

 

[Simmo!]

Hee hee.. I do that ALL the time!!! The worst is going from a 25 to a 15! Bottom left, top row middle three, bottom right is the one I get excited about most often, only to realise it's nada... Same story switching from Crypto to MG Nine liners!! Mind you, I know Ladies Nite inside out

In fact, that reminds me, has ANYONE, EVER had five wilds on Ladies Nite!??! I've seen KK's lovely Spring Break, and I think someone posted a Tally Ho once - but Ladies Nite and Thunderstruck seem to have eluded us to date!

Nah there's a Thunderstruck one in the Winner thread somewhere def

 

[cheekymonkey]

In fact, that reminds me, has ANYONE, EVER had five wilds on Ladies Nite!??! I've seen KK's lovely Spring Break, and I think someone posted a Tally Ho once - but Ladies Nite and Thunderstruck seem to have eluded us to date!

the 4 you hit a couple of weeks ago was pretty sexy though slotster

 

[Slotster!]

the 4 you hit a couple of weeks ago was pretty sexy though slotster

I got that twice! Best one was when I literally flicked the bet up to 9 on that very spin!.. My recent favourite is the four Spring Breaks during the free spins... Gerrrrin!!

Still no five wilds tho'....

I just thought - I got five wilds on Tomb Raider once, but that's it.

 

[cheekymonkey]

My recent favourite is the four Spring Breaks during the free spins... Gerrrrin!!

yup - that was very nice

....and if anyone can beat it, it will probably be you :notworthy

 

[steinhaug]

I had quite a few close ones, but this one I remembered to screen since I got it when I last needed it...

Look at the end symbol, it really was truly sucky!

 

[siilix]

This kind of things seem to happen only when I bet nothing
anyway..it's looking good.

 

[steinhaug]

This kind of things seem to happen only when I bet nothing
anyway..it's looking good.

I have gotten this on $2.5 (like 5 with tripples) and $5 (like 2 clean ones) a few times, but they are rare indeed. I never got them in bonus spins.

 

[sripal32]

Yuckie!

This is the closest I have ever got to a 'natural' royal flush, feels more like royal f..k

 

[KasinoKing]

This is the closest I have ever got to a 'natural' royal flush, feels more like royal f..k

Yikes! That really does suck!

 

[Slotster!]

I had quite a few close ones, but this one I remembered to screen since I got it when I last needed it...

Look at the end symbol, it really was truly sucky!

I wouldn't worry too much about that! Generally four 'wilds' pays higher than any five symbol line up... I'm not 100% sure on Pollen Nation, but it's probably the same. I.e, the final symbol wouldn't really count anyway.

What's sucky is that your didn't get another wild to complete the set!!!

..and as for the lack of royal flush up there! Aye Carumba!!! Monitor out of the window time.

 

[nafanny29]

This is the closest I have ever got to a 'natural' royal flush, feels more like royal f..k

Apart from no Natural Royals you were short on the Wild Royals, short on the straigh flushes, and very short on the flushes.
The only thing you got almost exactly the right amount of was the 15 straights.

edit: I dont know if im right about that now, its early for me

 

[Zoozie]

This is the closest I have ever got to a 'natural' royal flush, feels more like royal f..k

Chance for not hitting any RF is (46/47)^100=11.6% in your case

I get a RF about every 2 hours when autospinning on 50-line JoB, so I am sure you will hit one soon. Keep going, it is far easier to get a RF than
hitting 5 Thors!