Screen Shots that Suck!

[gokkie]

Creature of the black lagoon must be one of the most f&%cked up slots ever created.
Insane number of dead spins, almost impossible to hit free spins.
I lost 250€ on it on 0,40 € cents bets. I got about 5 features, 0,8x bet, 10x bet, 6xbet, 20x bet and the last one is is the picture :machinegu
The first feature took 500 spins and the second one 600 spins to get.

What sick mind creates such a slot, with this kind of free spins payouts.



Yes I won 8 cents censored

 

[ChopleyIOM]

If I posted a picture of the mega-moolah bonus wheel landing on a €100 jackpot (when it could have possibly landed on the one for €1m), would you say that sucked too?

There's a very literal example of what I thought all members of the forum accepted was a good win - the "Winner Screenshots" thread. As I'm sure you're aware, the minimum criteria for posting there is accepted as anything =>100x & these are generally endorsed with lots of 'wtg' / thanks for posting type responses. Personally, I'd prefer to have seen this s/shot on that thread & I'm sure it would have been accompanied by many an 'ouch' comment, but to post it here (to me at least) seems incorrect.

The problem with your Mega Moolah example is that you expect to hit the MINI or the MINOR jackpot every single time on the wheel, most folks could go a lifetime of playing a Moolah slot without ever seeing a MAJOR let alone of course the MEGA.

The difference with the Ruby Slippers screenshot above is that the four reels wild almost always results in a very handsome pay, 250x by the standards of the setup is very poor indeed, I don't see why a 250x win can't be a screenshot that sucks at the same time

The winners screenshot thread gets posted to at such a rate of knots that I suspect a lot of people can't keep up with it (I certainly don't), which makes these extra threads (1000x or better, five wilds/scatters, screeny that sucks) a bit more interesting and also easier to follow.

I appreciate we do have a gentlemanly difference of opinion here, but for me I prefer the above screeny in the 'sucks' thread rather than the default 'winners screenshots' thread

 

[Balthazar]

This one pissed me off more than it should have. It was during the LOKI feature so I watched the wilds dropping on reels 2-4-5 before seeing the result of reel 3. That's 10 times more heartbreaking than the usual 3 wilds with no win. Nearly perfect setup to get the wild wine on the middle reel and a BIG WIN....

Didn't get it. Won nothing.

 

[theapple]

Creature of the black lagoon must be one of the most f&%cked up slots ever created.
Insane number of dead spins, almost impossible to hit free spins.
I lost 250€ on it on 0,40 € cents bets. I got about 5 features, 0,8x bet, 10x bet, 6xbet, 20x bet and the last one is is the picture :machinegu
The first feature took 500 spins and the second one 600 spins to get.

What sick mind creates such a slot, with this kind of free spins payouts.

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Yes I won 8 cents censored

lol i just lost almost 3hrs of my life and (almost) 100 on that sad excuse for a slot but ur screenie totally made my day, i literally cant stop laughing well i did go kind of crazy with last 40 (raised my bets to 10 euros just to get over with it and hit 40x payout made of wilds, so took my money and ran away, screaming). maybe thats why im laughing afterall? but still, i played it literally for hours, on 0,6 euros spins and only once i had 80x bet, and my 2nd biggest was that lucky rage spin :/ And of course no free spins on sight. I had a feeling i could play it for days without getting free spins, really. it got into my head man, i swear -.-

the sad thing about this slot, is its free spins have like 90% chance to pay 0-10x bet AND yet it takes days to trigger them. I went through 8x 100 autospins before i gave up on chasing it and went rage trying to bust out.

Long time ago i said im not gonna do that anymore when it comes to netent slots, im NOT gonna chase their features that can pay as much as 0 (had that one a few times on some netent slots, i won literally zero during free spins), but tonight play just made me more confident in my '30ish spin per slot and change it asap' tactic if im playing netent games.
As i promised myself im not gonna do more than 1 deposit per month anymore, that means i actually won some money playing this thing, but it doesnt change anything really - i still think this slot is almost as bad as Secret of stones :notworthy and i still hate it with passion

 

[mcgameboy]

This one pissed me off more than it should have. It was during the LOKI feature so I watched the wilds dropping on reels 2-4-5 before seeing the result of reel 3. That's 10 times more heartbreaking than the usual 3 wilds with no win. Nearly perfect setup to get the wild wine on the middle reel and a BIG WIN....

Didn't get it. Won nothing.

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Godammit. That is sick. Would have been sick on any of the four features. But the Loki feature? OMG. If that Wild Magic hits on Reel 3 who knows how many wilds you end up with on the screen. Could have been as high as 10. Just thinking about it is making me ill.

 

[dunover]

This one pissed me off more than it should have. It was during the LOKI feature so I watched the wilds dropping on reels 2-4-5 before seeing the result of reel 3. That's 10 times more heartbreaking than the usual 3 wilds with no win. Nearly perfect setup to get the wild wine on the middle reel and a BIG WIN....

Didn't get it. Won nothing.

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Yep, with Loki you'd have had multiple double K's 10's and Valhallas. I never take Loki so can't comment, but I once had the same scenario on Odin's 20x Ravens spins, with nothing tying reels 1 and 3, and twice I've seen this on the Valkyrie 10 x free spins at 5x stake. You are left wondering how it's possible.

The only thing you can take comfort in is that if you hit the Loki wild, a dollar-to-a-cent it would have covered the two natural wilds on reel 4 and 5......

 

[Wild Reels]

a monster win at guts, £2 stake bonus round, he should probably drown that woman and run off with the creature instead for such a win.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Those screens really do represent a total failure of quality control on Netent's part IMO, on a zero pay round just go back to the fucking base game and don't show the congratulations screen.

I had a zero pay bonus round on Thunderfist that did the same thing with the congratulations screen, really shoddy.

I swore at it a lot

 

[Balthazar]

Yep, with Loki you'd have had multiple double K's 10's and Valhallas. I never take Loki so can't comment, but I once had the same scenario on Odin's 20x Ravens spins, with nothing tying reels 1 and 3, and twice I've seen this on the Valkyrie 10 x free spins at 5x stake. You are left wondering how it's possible.

The only thing you can take comfort in is that if you hit the Loki wild, a dollar-to-a-cent it would have covered the two natural wilds on reel 4 and 5......

The thing is, real wilds double the wins while those from the wild wine don't (that's true for TFROL and IR as well). So when the wild wine covers a real wild it doesn't replace it, it adds up and the line pays 3x. Getting at least one real wild on these features is very good, getting 3 is more than good. Had the wine dropped there, we were looking at a major win.

 

[dunover]

The thing is, real wilds double the wins while those from the wild wine don't (that's true for TFROL and IR as well). So when the wild wine covers a real wild it doesn't replace it, it adds up and the line pays 3x. Getting at least one real wild on these features is very good, getting 3 is more than good. Had the wine dropped there, we were looking at a major win.

I'm not sure about that - when I've had the Odin feature on TSII (I always take that one unless I'm feeling brave for the 10 x 5x spins) I've had say 9-wild-9 come in ( a shitty 1/3 of a credit win) and the Raven (x 2 Raven from above the 3rd reel) drops in on the natural wild and I still get 1/3 of a credit. By your theory I should get 4 x 3 9's i.e. 2/3 of a credit.

 

[Balthazar]

I'm not sure about that - when I've had the Odin feature on TSII (I always take that one unless I'm feeling brave for the 10 x 5x spins) I've had say 9-wild-9 come in ( a shitty 1/3 of a credit win) and the Raven (x 2 Raven from above the 3rd reel) drops in on the natural wild and I still get 1/3 of a credit. By your theory I should get 4 x 3 9's i.e. 2/3 of a credit.

No you're right, it's 2x not 3x. The extra wild from the wine is lost as it doesn't replace the better, natural wild. It's when a wine lands on a scatter that you get both: the scatter win (if applicable) and the wild win.

 

[Sovietsky]

Balthazar and dunover how do you guys know this? Can it be read somewhere or is it speculations?

I play IR and TFROL, I don't play TS2 anymore though cus that game suck but if I do I choose Loki.

 

[dunover]

Balthazar and dunover how do you guys know this? Can it be read somewhere or is it speculations?

I play IR and TFROL, I don't play TS2 anymore though cus that game suck but if I do I choose Loki.

Just by knowing how much a line normally pays, then seeing how much, if any, difference there is on a feature spin whereby a Loki or Odin wild lands on top of the natural wild.

 

[rockycatt]

winaday

just messing around wouldn't it be lovely all quads lol i doubled and lost oh well wont do that in real

 

[mcgameboy]

Signed up at bet365 in mid-December as I had not played at a Playtech casino since leaving Casino Tropez in September. Really have missed playing some of my favourite Playtech slots such as Iron Man, Sultan's Gold, Atlantis Queen, Daredevil and the Pink Panther. Deposited £100 and took a 150% match bonus to have £250 to play with.

The first one - don't get me wrong - this is still a 102x win so it's "not all bad". It's more a case of the timing being the thing that sucks.

If this happens in normal play I win £100. If this happens in free spins with any other symbol being the mystery scatter, I win £100 plus the scatter wins. If the 10 had been the mystery scatter, I win £140.

The second one - again not all bad as it's a 51x bet win. But seeing that wild drop one row too low on the 5th reel....ugh.

Both of the screenies shown below happened within 5 minutes of each other. Was definitely one of those "close but no cigar" sessions.

 

[09237653]

Okay first off; the free spins total did not suck, (200x bet)
Just this one particular spin that sucks, paying less than 2x bet.

if the wild magic had landed, (which I might add none had so far in this bonus round) instead of 2x bet it would have been 300-400-500x or more depending on how many extra wilds procced, just look at all thoses aces and wilds

(and yes it is £3 a spin, rare for me to play at this stake and even rarer to see a bonus round)

 

[ChopleyIOM]

I know BDBA chucks this sort of thing out all the time, but for some reason the one here really set my GARGGHAGHHHHH reflex on edge.

Think it was the three wilds on a winline then the one out of place on reel 5 that did it for me, especially since I was on for a really nice 5OAK.

 

[simonvselton]

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[silcnlayc]

Can it get any worse?

How about finally catching the multiplier on a non paying line after $300 dollars in spins?? Talk about crap games being put out..played another $350 on the new game 8's and another busted out game...We need MORE choices CM! Please try to find other casinos to come on board for us in the USA. RTG's need competition!

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[PCJACKPOT2008]

After seeing comments on how good Aristocrat slots are I have played them alot the last couple of weeks. My opinion? They're the tightest slots i'v ever played. The games i've played the most are Pompeii, Buffalo and More Chili. I love high variance slots but these are just...low paying.

I've actually done ok (in the base game) on Pompeii but Buffalo is just brutal, biggest win is 39x bet in probably 50 features. Best hit in base game 25x!

I just don''t get this game. Horrible dry patches but no big wins, AT ALL!

Got really tilted today and raised my bets to $2 and $3,20. Several freespins on both stakes but none of them paid anything. Worst one was 38 freespins at $2 that paid a whopping $30.

I'm staying away from Aristocrat from now on.

This one is my best win in terms of x stake.

 

[gokkie]

 

[Jory]

Glad I was betting minimum. Just thought i'd try this game out to see what all the fuss is about. I will not be playing it again

 

[Nate]

Damn that has got to be one of the worst 4 scatter triggers you can get. I thought mine was bad on like 15 - 20x - Disgusting seeing that it's difficult to trigger

Nate

 

[KasinoKing]

I don't play this much - but this is the closest I've ever been to the x300 level...
WHY did it have to stop just ONE shield short??? :sob:

 

[Greigssy]

A lot of people like WMS,but for me I have lost more playing their slots than I have done on any other software.£50 to zero on minimum bets before I had finished my coffee.
These two bonus rounds followed each other.

 

[dunover]

Glad I was betting minimum. Just thought i'd try this game out to see what all the fuss is about. I will not be playing it again

So, TFTUT (Turd From The Unflushed Toilet) excels itself yet again. 20 free spins, 2.55x stake and NO triggering pay for the 4 scatters - that is a complete p!ss-take, one of those results that causes laptops to go across the room or cars to be smashed up......

 

[gokkie]

I am normally not easily frustrated but steaming now.
To h%ll with piece of sh%te. Finally after so many crappy 3 scater features I get 4 scatters, which is ultra rare. And what does it give me? 13xbet. Wat sick mind even creates such ubersick slots?
I can tell it to go censored and censored, you censored of censored.



Some spins later, laptop is in serious danger

 

[mcgameboy]

I am normally not easily frustrated but steaming now.
To h%ll with piece of sh%te. Finally after so many crappy 3 scater features I get 4 scatters, which is ultra rare. And what does it give me? 13xbet. Wat sick mind even creates such ubersick slots?
I can tell it to go censored and censored, you censored of censored.

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Some spins later, laptop is in serious danger

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I have to admit that I was very tempted to open an account at a NetEnt casino, not because of DOA, but because of this.

However, when I went to sign up for redbet, I saw I had a chance to play this game in "free mode". So I decided to try it out in free mode.
After playing thousands of spins, my impressions quickly changed.

I think it is a terrible slot. Far too often, I was getting only one target symbol in a run of 10 free spins. On the one occasion that I managed to get 4 scatters, I didn't even manage to unlock the next wild. I never once managed to kill the creature. In fact, I think I only unlocked the second wild once...and I did it on the last spin so never even got a chance to play even one spin with the second wild unlocked.

It didn't take long for me to abandon the idea of opening an account at a NetEnt casino. The thought of playing this game for real money just makes me ill and fearing for the health of my sanity, my bank balance and my laptop.

At least with DOA, you see evidence of big wins. With TFTUT (thanks dunover I love your name for this slot lol), it seems that even those who win on it do not get "big" wins", they merely get "decent" wins.

 

[dunover]

Yes, now you know why I call it TFTUT (turd from the unflushed toilet). It's a shocker of a game, I know on some MG slots you can get crap bonus rounds, but usually redemption occurs on the next, or a biggish win follows. This piece of sh*t has no saving graces. I haven't played Netent since failing to get 1/3 of the way into AllBritish's 20x B WR 2 weeks ago. Before that I played them once in 3 months. I am so glad, I have really been put off them forever.

 

[mrmark21]

After seeing comments on how good Aristocrat slots are I have played them alot the last couple of weeks. My opinion? They're the tightest slots i'v ever played. The games i've played the most are Pompeii, Buffalo and More Chili. I love high variance slots but these are just...low paying.

I've actually done ok (in the base game) on Pompeii but Buffalo is just brutal, biggest win is 39x bet in probably 50 features. Best hit in base game 25x!

I just don''t get this game. Horrible dry patches but no big wins, AT ALL!

Got really tilted today and raised my bets to $2 and $3,20. Several freespins on both stakes but none of them paid anything. Worst one was 38 freespins at $2 that paid a whopping $30.

I'm staying away from Aristocrat from now on.

This one is my best win in terms of x stake.

Don't compare the online version to the real B&M version of Aristocrat slots. They play much much better at land base casinos. I know this because for a short time their were a few Aristocrat games at Intercasino but they played shockingly bad. Beyond anything I've ever seen at the B&M. I agree though from what I witnessed the online version of Artistocrat slots is terrible!

 

[varverooo]

I started with a 200€ balance yesterday and span at 0.6 € betsize at this game. I didnt hit the feature even once, it just ate and ate my balance. I can confirm that this slot is horrible. What the heck was Netent thinking when creating this game? you can spin couple of hundred times to get to the feature and then win 2X your bet. I had one decent win in the base game a couple of days earlier (none in the features), but this doesnt make up for what and especially how quickly I have lost tons of cash on this machine.

 

[asadzareef89]

i'll add to all of that

since we are on this slot which has been renamed on CM as TFTUT by dunover(Love the name), i'll add few to this thread

 

[gokkie]

Maybe some people here don't agree this should be in this thread. If you don't agree then mods just delete this post
But I think it belongs here because 5 scatters will probably be a once in a lifetime hit.
I think hitting 5 scatters here is almost as rare as hitting it on DOA and that pays 2500xbet.
Most MG slots pay 200x for 5 scatters alone. On the other hand some other slots pay 0 for 5 scatters (like jack and the beanstack)
Like I said just delete it from this thread if you do not think it sucks.

I would like to know from other players who play this slot though... this sucks right?
After 15 spins I had shot the creature only 4 times and I had won 5€. So it could have been worse I guess.

 

[dunover]

Maybe some people here don't agree this should be in this thread. If you don't agree then mods just delete this post
But I think it belongs here because 5 scatters will probably be a once in a lifetime hit.
I think hitting 5 scatters here is almost as rare as hitting it on DOA and that pays 2500xbet.
Most MG slots pay 200x for 5 scatters alone. On the other hand some other slots pay 0 for 5 scatters (like jack and the beanstack)
Like I said just delete it from this thread if you do not think it sucks.

I would like to know from other players who play this slot though... this sucks right?
After 15 spins I had shot the creature only 4 times and I had won 5€. So it could have been worse I guess.

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It's every-which-way-but-win on TFTUT isn't it? I take it that paid 100x for the 5 scatters? Just confirms what vile sewerage this 'slot' is.

 

[gokkie]

Last post on this slot here 0,4 x bet

 

[dunover]

Last post on this slot here 0,4 x bet

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.....shakes his head yet again at the stupidity of TFTUT.....

 

[The Viking]

You would think you finally hit the 1000x+ when you get 5 scatters here,so it kinda sucks, unlike some this is actually one of my fav slot right now
ive had a lot of 4 scatters never 5 though but ive only killed the creature for the ekstra 10 spins with 3 scatters. and done that about 8-9times
each time paid from 200x up to 900x the biggest one.

Maybe some people here don't agree this should be in this thread. If you don't agree then mods just delete this post
But I think it belongs here because 5 scatters will probably be a once in a lifetime hit.
I think hitting 5 scatters here is almost as rare as hitting it on DOA and that pays 2500xbet.
Most MG slots pay 200x for 5 scatters alone. On the other hand some other slots pay 0 for 5 scatters (like jack and the beanstack)
Like I said just delete it from this thread if you do not think it sucks.

I would like to know from other players who play this slot though... this sucks right?
After 15 spins I had shot the creature only 4 times and I had won 5€. So it could have been worse I guess.

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[gokkie]

It's every-which-way-but-win on TFTUT isn't it? I take it that paid 100x for the 5 scatters? Just confirms what vile sewerage this 'slot' is.

The 5 scatters pay 0. After 10 spins I still had 0, just 10 dead spins. After 15 spins I had 5 €. With luck I had one spin with some wilds wchich gave me 100xbet.
So this slot is absolutely capable to maybe give 10-20 bet even on 5 scatters and 20 free spins. Go figure

 

[miso]

Maybe some people here don't agree this should be in this thread. If you don't agree then mods just delete this post
But I think it belongs here because 5 scatters will probably be a once in a lifetime hit.
I think hitting 5 scatters here is almost as rare as hitting it on DOA and that pays 2500xbet.
Most MG slots pay 200x for 5 scatters alone. On the other hand some other slots pay 0 for 5 scatters (like jack and the beanstack)
Like I said just delete it from this thread if you do not think it sucks.

I would like to know from other players who play this slot though... this sucks right?
After 15 spins I had shot the creature only 4 times and I had won 5€. So it could have been worse I guess.

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This one is the worst of them all Gokkie, it sure as hell belongs here.
You`d expect to kill that slog and get those ten spins. I`d expect the result to be in show me the money not here.

 

[gokkie]

You would think you finally hit the 1000x+ when you get 5 scatters here,so it kinda sucks, unlike some this is actually one of my fav slot right now
ive had a lot of 4 scatters never 5 though but ive only killed the creature for the ekstra 10 spins with 3 scatters. and done that about 8-9times
each time paid from 200x up to 900x the biggest one.

Maybe I am just unlucky then and this slot can actually pay big for some players. Just don't get too excited win you hit 5 scatters.....

 

[dunover]

This one is the worst of them all Gokkie, it sure as hell belongs here.
You`d expect to kill that slog and get those ten spins. I`d expect the result to be in show me the money not here.

The only hope on this slot is if the turd has plenty of sweetcorn in it, and therefore crumbles the first time it's hit by the harpoon or pointed bog-brush or whatever gets aimed at it.

 

[kktmd]

I hit 5 scatters 1 time in 700.000 spins on CFTBL. I hit 5 scatters 18 times in 2.700.000 spins on DOA.

I haven't checked the reel layout, but I would think 5 scatters on CFTBL is rarer than 5 scatters on DOA. ;-(

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Netent slots cheat on the scatters IMO, you only need to look at Evolution when you land the four scatters trigger, and it invariably manages to 'lose' the five extra spins it awards over a three scatters trigger, so that the reels end up evolving at the same point.

We've heard from the horse's mouth that they use 'different mathematics' in free spins/bonuses, gimped reels, just like WMS slots

 

[gokkie]

I hit 5 scatters 1 time in 700.000 spins on CFTBL. I hit 5 scatters 18 times in 2.700.000 spins on DOA.

I haven't checked the reel layout, but I would think 5 scatters on CFTBL is rarer than 5 scatters on DOA. ;-(

So once in a 700000 spins hit paid just over 100X. Now it is getting really really depressing
And to think I only had 5€ after 15 spins. Like I said earlier, there must be one sick mind working at netent...

 

[tinybettor]

Bloody effin hell. Damn you Netent, damn you to hell!! Signed up to another new casino, took 100% sub, busted out playin JATB and TFTUT, one bonus round each, 10 and 8 xbet respectively, <20% wagered. Alright shit happens, even though this is probably the 30th odd deposit busting out on Netent. Figured this is gambling, you can lose most, but come on you have got win one at least. Give me some bloody playtime for gods sake. So made another deposit, no bonus, tried to play some MG but none of the games were loading so went back to Netent, loaded up SOTS and once again no bonus round, biggest win 6x bet and RTP < 15%. F*&K!. It just never ends.

 

[Sovietsky]

When it comes to the turd from the toilet it really is as bad as chopley and dunover says.

The biggest win I got was on normal mode 300x bet, the free spins are a joke. I've hit 4 scatters 4 times now and never won more then 100x bet.
3 scatters usally gives you the mid finger.

It coulda been a great game but somehow they f....d it up.

 

[ecopac]

I know this is irrelevant as it's in free mode, but I really enjoy this game and this shows what the slot is capable of. Was max betting, obviously, hit 4 scatters and got the retrigger so 25 free spins. Pretty big win...

 

[dunover]

I know this is irrelevant as it's in free mode, but I really enjoy this game and this shows what the slot is capable of. Was max betting, obviously, hit 4 scatters and got the retrigger so 25 free spins. Pretty big win...

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Yeah, funny, my biggest win came in freeplay mode too...

 

[PNEFOREVER2]

Ouch.

 

[dunover]

Ouch.

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That's just sick, but unfortunately not uncommon.