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Screen Shots that Suck!

OK i really dont think i had any worst bonus round ever than this. I have played 1000s of $ at nordicbet on WMS to try to hit something decent and i finally hit this scatter on ALL 4 slot at the bruce lee slot wich gives you 10 freespins with all wins 12X, it paid under 20x and that comes from the scatter pay, FS paid nothing.:mad:
 

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This one bugs the hell out of me, which made me think.....what if you got fully stacked wilds in all of the first four reels, then failed to get the wild, witch, cat, lizard or owl in the 5th reel? You win NOTHING!!! That would make me go ballistic

I'm pretty certain, that since they substitute FOR the symbols, it would still pay, regardless of getting a 5th 'natural'
 
This is the typical way of showing a possible 4 wild combination, usually the trigger is in the middle of the third wheel. I have loads of theese of I go through my video's from the gameplay.
 

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Played The Twisted Circus for only the second time ever. Didn't particularly like it the first time I played (over a year ago). Decided to give it a go today. I really, really should have known better!!! First screen is nearly 300 spins into the session (I haven't hit free spins of the bonus feature at this point). Second screen is about 10 spins later. At this point I'm starting to think that this slot is messing with my head. Finally, after 596 spins, I finally hit the free spins (I STILL haven't hit the bonus feature at this point). The third screen is my winnings from the free spins (note that 60 coins of this total win actually came from getting the 3 scatters which triggered the free spins in the first place). Twisted Circus? More like F***ing Twisted Sense of Humour!! I left on the spot. I might get the 60 quid back, but I won't get back the 60 minutes of my life that I wasted playing this "shittier than a herd of 50 camels who have all got a severly chronic case of diorrhoea" slot :mad: OK I feel better now....

Edit: Looks like I got the second and third shots the wrong way round. Maybe I wasn't concentrating....I wonder why? lol :P
 
Twisted circus was just released in denmark, been trying it out some and seems like it just never pays anything, might get a 15-20x win out of the blue but surely it eats it straight back with close to 20-30 dead spins, and the freespins features ive had on this is 95% dead spins then end up with 3-5x bet.

And the bonus feature only pays decent amount if you can get all prices but havent won more than 1 so far, horribole slot wont play it again.
 
pictures tell the story

all triggered at bets of 0.60 - 1.2

Have more, will post some other time
 

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Played The Twisted Circus for only the second time ever. Didn't particularly like it the first time I played (over a year ago).

My condolences. This is one slot I avoid like the plague, can never hit anything decent on it. It seems almost impossible to get the freespins or bonus rounds last time I played, in which I eventually gave up. The best sessions I had with this one was when it just released and I kept hitting the bonus rounds every 50-100 spins or so.
 
My condolences. This is one slot I avoid like the plague, can never hit anything decent on it. It seems almost impossible to get the freespins or bonus rounds last time I played, in which I eventually gave up. The best sessions I had with this one was when it just released and I kept hitting the bonus rounds every 50-100 spins or so.

It's one of those lower variance "ways" slots that don't have enough big wins on the paytable to make up for the long losing streaks.
 
all triggered at bets of 0.60 - 1.2

Have more, will post some other time

Damn those are bad :mad::( Had £1.21 on Sofia's feature on Playboy on a 30p trigger. Sarah's wild vine has never awarded me more than £10 (and very rarely above £5) on a 30p trigger. Never had the wine and cheese feature as I've played TFROF only occasionally. But seeing that is not encouraging. Unlucky mate.
 
here's some sh** storms

some sh** storms and more

19.20 win is shit cuz 9 pounds it paid for retriggering and the rest 19 spins were shit
 

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I get one good win every 20 features which would be around 60-70x, not had a single 200x -500x in ages

I get about that as well. One 100x win out of twenty-thirty features. Crap! But I don't deposit much I only spend about $10 a week on MG (plus a 100% bonus). I deposit more within the $50 - $80 range at Playtech and $100 -$150 when playing live blackjack. MG turned me into a real tight @rsse!
 
I get about that as well. One 100x win out of twenty-thirty features. Crap! But I don't deposit much I only spend about $10 a week on MG (plus a 100% bonus). I deposit more within the $50 - $80 range at Playtech and $100 -$150 when playing live blackjack. MG turned me into a real tight @rsse!

I get what you mean but there's few playtech casinos that are good, sportinteraction left such a bad taste when i signed up that i never played any other playtech other than Omni and clubgoldcasino and occasionally jackpot247 but on club gold the slots are so tight i dont ever get a bonus round and the only 2 i got were from free chips where max withdraw is £30 pound and wagering 75x so not going back there

Thats the thing i like about MG that bonuses are turned into cash after wagering while PT bonuses are taken out of balance after the wagering which sucks

I only play at handful of casinos now which are 32red, betsafe, betat, guts, next, casinoluck, spinpalace and omni

Just finished 21st on Omni leaderboard which means 105 free credit and i didnt even had to try or waste extra deposits to get on the leaderboard

But i do get your point about MG as i never had a win greater than 600x(very rarely) while had quite a bit 900x-1000x on PT

The worst thing is when you get a bonus round after ages and it pays you next to nothing
 
oh break the bank ... i know about 5 people in real life who have got the gems at some point , but in many years i keep getting this close ... sigh

and batman ...doh !


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Thats the thing i like about MG that bonuses are turned into cash after wagering while PT bonuses are taken out of balance after the wagering which sucks
That is true at the majority of Playtechs, but not ALL of them.
Boyle, Genting & Tote Sport have cashable ones AFAIK, and I think there are a few others too.

KK
 
I get what you mean but there's few playtech casinos that are good, sportinteraction left such a bad taste when i signed up that i never played any other playtech other than Omni and clubgoldcasino and occasionally jackpot247 but on club gold the slots are so tight i dont ever get a bonus round and the only 2 i got were from free chips where max withdraw is £30 pound and wagering 75x so not going back there

Thats the thing i like about MG that bonuses are turned into cash after wagering while PT bonuses are taken out of balance after the wagering which sucks

I only play at handful of casinos now which are 32red, betsafe, betat, guts, next, casinoluck, spinpalace and omni

Just finished 21st on Omni leaderboard which means 105 free credit and i didnt even had to try or waste extra deposits to get on the leaderboard

But i do get your point about MG as i never had a win greater than 600x(very rarely) while had quite a bit 900x-1000x on PT

The worst thing is when you get a bonus round after ages and it pays you next to nothing

I must admit I do think Club Gold has a lower RTP. I've had much better luck at Omni and Fly...

Yes that's my point exactly. MG tends to sprout 100x wins every 20-30 features. I haven't seen a higher return than that for months. Also the amount of spins you can go (300-400+) for a zero return on the feature is quite frankly ridiculous. Whereas on Playtech the features are a little more rare but most of the time they return a substantial amount I've had my fair share of 200-300x wins on PT over the last couple of weeks.

I'm up in profit on all my Playtech accounts. I'm down on every MG casino except 32 Red. When you consider I had about 12 MG accounts where I was down at least $400 that turns out to be quite a bit of money for no return. I closed all those accounts and even closed my 32 Red account briefly but I like that I can get a match bonus on a $10 deposit.

I'll spend more money where I feel I've got more chance MG is not one of them. I'm not the kind of player that will just keep feeding my money into the slots without a decent return. They need to payout occasionally otherwise where's the excitement?

I'm on a diet of strictly Playtech. I do MG once a fortnight on a $10 deposit (with bonus). My wallet is already thanking me :)
 
I must admit I do think Club Gold has a lower RTP. I've had much better luck at Omni and Fly...

Yes that's my point exactly. MG tends to sprout 100x wins every 20-30 features. I haven't seen a higher return than that for months. Also the amount of spins you can go (300-400+) for a zero return on the feature is quite frankly ridiculous. Whereas on Playtech the features are a little more rare but most of the time they return a substantial amount I've had my fair share of 200-300x wins on PT over the last couple of weeks.

I'm up in profit on all my Playtech accounts. I'm down on every MG casino except 32 Red. When you consider I had about 12 MG accounts where I was down at least $400 that turns out to be quite a bit of money for no return. I closed all those accounts and even closed my 32 Red account briefly but I like that I can get a match bonus on a $10 deposit.

I'll spend more money where I feel I've got more chance MG is not one of them. I'm not the kind of player that will just keep feeding my money into the slots without a decent return. They need to payout occasionally otherwise where's the excitement?

I'm on a diet of strictly Playtech. I do MG once a fortnight on a $10 deposit (with bonus). My wallet is already thanking me :)

Different with me i do regularly play both but my highest deposit never exceeds £30 but on a rare occasion i do deposit 75 at omni purely because i know if nothing i will get a great playtime

I deposit at MG casinos that offer other brands aswell(Except 32red) so if i go a slot 10 spins without winning i change it to next as i noticed with MG if u r gonna hit the bonus round you would generally hit it within first 15 spins otherwise it would throw in 100-200 empties and then a empty bonus round

If i go like that on all my fav MG slots i change to a different software mostly lowroll then on couple of net ent slots and IGT slots mainly dead or alive, Cleopetra2, cleopetra, monoply plus (this game is shit in base game but the random wild feature has always won me more than 90x and bonus round generally pays between 40x - 200x)

Try betsafe on days they offer match bonuses as i have up to today never had a withdrawal from any casino when i didnt take any bonus even 32red and betsafe where i'm quite a bit up
 
Different with me i do regularly play both but my highest deposit never exceeds £30 but on a rare occasion i do deposit 75 at omni purely because i know if nothing i will get a great playtime

I deposit at MG casinos that offer other brands aswell(Except 32red) so if i go a slot 10 spins without winning i change it to next as i noticed with MG if u r gonna hit the bonus round you would generally hit it within first 15 spins otherwise it would throw in 100-200 empties and then a empty bonus round

If i go like that on all my fav MG slots i change to a different software mostly lowroll then on couple of net ent slots and IGT slots mainly dead or alive, Cleopetra2, cleopetra, monoply plus (this game is shit in base game but the random wild feature has always won me more than 90x and bonus round generally pays between 40x - 200x)

Try betsafe on days they offer match bonuses as i have up to today never had a withdrawal from any casino when i didnt take any bonus even 32red and betsafe where i'm quite a bit up

Food for thought. I do like to switch around allot but I think on MG if it's not your day it's not your day and all games regardless of what you play will play and pay like crap. Or you get a decent hit and all the slots go cold. Seen that happen far to many times. I'm going to try your idea though from now on I'm only doing fifteen spins per slot.

I cant play IGT or WMS here in Oz which sucks. Yes I've never won anything that hasnt been on a bonus either I wont play without one and I closed all my accounts at MG casinos that dont offer bonuses. But I dont spend much these days on MG really $10 is nothing McDonalds will set you back that much it's more annoying and frustrating than anything else how hard it is to make a balance last. I always used to think too myself after a busted deposit of $50 that I could have bought a 3ds or vita game with that money and the entertainment would have lasted much longer, well these days I buy the game instead just got Super Mario Wold on the 3DS e-store for $60.

I'm actually going to be doing a deposit at Omni later today as theres the 200% match. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of a $50 as I dont want to deposit too much and be hit with an impossible WR. Anyway thanks for the tips :)
 
St*rb*rst Shits on me again .....

Yes, two wilds drop in, small win, respin and the 3rd. comes in. 3 REELS WILD AND I WAIT WITH BATED BREATH....


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Shock horror! Not one bar or 7 to be seen, 4 x lowest symbol (purple) and 2 x second lowest (blue).............:mad:
 
300 x0.40 spins to get this.
I have had 10 bonus rounds in all on this slot and I have never won higher than 10xbet.
 

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here's the next entry

here's some more classic wins

the win of 22x is shit cuz 20x was for 4 scatters for triggering the bonus, got this after around 2000 spins
 

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This is Netent for me in a nutshell...
Showing off potential big hits but not getting them.
Got last 3 reels in spin feature,2 bars on reel 1.
None on 2nd reel.

Even 1 friggin bar on that reel would have been 54x40 Euro = €2200 but I don't believe such hits exist in Netent world! :mad:

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EDIT: Spin after this one showed 2 bars on Reel 2...Netent lick my waddle! ^^ LOL
 
This is Netent for me in a nutshell...
Showing off potential big hits but not getting them.
Got last 3 reels in spin feature,2 bars on reel 1.
None on 2nd reel.

Even 1 friggin bar on that reel would have been 54x40 Euro = €2200 but I don't believe such hits exist in Netent world! :mad:

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EDIT: Spin after this one showed 2 bars on Reel 2...Netent lick my waddle! ^^ LOL

If u ever get a big win on netent on a game thats not dead or alive u would be luckiest person alive on this planet
 
This is, I believe, my biggest ass kicking online yet (in terms of poor RTP and poor playtime).

Lost $60 @ $0.60/spin, this is my TFROL session:

8 min playtime (no autoplay, no fast spin, no stopping the reels), 117 spins total, 16% RTP. All the spins were played at $0.60.

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Yes, that's not a lot of spins but hey, when you start at 100 spins deep and it eats your bankroll in 117 spins, there's not much you can do...
 
Does it really suck ?

Guys, been looking at this thread a bit, and I have to conclude, that about 99,8% of my gambling sucks according to these screenshots (That actually took me by surprise, cuz I thought I was having fun). I think I'll have to find something less sucky to do with my time :)
 

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