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Isis again. Are u kidding me? WTF!!!!!!!!!! What is that for a crap slot? After 256 spins then freespin feature with multipler 6x. Win 9.67 Euro. Do not play this shit slot.

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Isis again. Are u kidding me? WTF!!!!!!!!!! What is that for a crap slot? After 256 spins then freespin feature with multipler 6x. Win 9.67 Euro. Do not play this shit slot.

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Think base RTP on Isis is very low as a certain % goes to the Jackpots.
My first ever free spin feature on Isis paid me like €200 on a €1.00 spin,after that never even came close to that.
So yeah not my favo slot either,sometimes give it a few spins to see if I can catch a spin on the JP wheel. :D
 
Think base RTP on Isis is very low as a certain % goes to the Jackpots.
My first ever free spin feature on Isis paid me like €200 on a €1.00 spin,after that never even came close to that.
So yeah not my favo slot either,sometimes give it a few spins to see if I can catch a spin on the JP wheel. :D

Thats not JP version:rolleyes:
 
Took a lot of pulls to finally get the free-spins on this today - and what did I win? (See below)

The next 2 lots of free-spins had the expanded stuck wilds on the 4th reel too - paid pretty paltry amounts.
But to be fair, I later had them with both reel 3 & 4 wild and won bet x145 (see Winner Screenshots). Can't win 'em all... :rolleyes:
 

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crazy bad luck today at metro

Well many people would be so happy to get 4 wil desire features but not me after today

Did in total about 1500 spins in IR mostly at 90p, 1.2, 1.5

got only 2 free spin rounds won 15 at1.2 and 21 @1.5 and i'll attach the screenshots for wild desire features, u'd think one of the features would pay atleast 50x or something but no, very unlucky me have never won more than 20x in around 80 wild desire features at 8-9 different casinos
 

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Well many people would be so happy to get 4 wil desire features but not me after today

Did in total about 1500 spins in IR mostly at 90p, 1.2, 1.5

got only 2 free spin rounds won 15 at1.2 and 21 @1.5 and i'll attach the screenshots for wild desire features, u'd think one of the features would pay atleast 50x or something but no, very unlucky me have never won more than 20x in around 80 wild desire features at 8-9 different casinos

The story of my luck with the Wild Desire features ;) I still play IR it's one of the better MG games but no way no how do I play this game for a winning Wild Desire feature, most of them turn up crap.
 
Ir not playing like it used too for me now, no features, wild desire rubbish when it finally appears. Just not hitting anything on it, did win £60 at dash the other night and got a reasonable play. Got carried away at William Hill, should never play machines there, ragged me stupid for no wins at all £200 faster than water down the drain....... Stupid Flanders.....
 
The three wilds are a rare enough event as it is, getting them with nice matching symbols in the right place on 1 and 5 is even rarer, so to block out a stop on 1 and 5 with a scatter AND put them at the same level, with none of the others matching, is really rather mean.

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The three wilds are a rare enough event as it is, getting them with nice matching symbols in the right place on 1 and 5 is even rarer, so to block out a stop on 1 and 5 with a scatter AND put them at the same level, with none of the others matching, is really rather mean.

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That's almost a (s)Hitman clone, a (s)Hitman speciality. Condolences.
 
Some might think this is a decent win - I think it SUCKS big time... :mad:

Was out of the room with the game on auto-play - when I came back my jaw nearly hit the floor when I saw 50 free-spins on the screen!
But as soon as I started the spins I realised there were NO stuck wilds at all (Purple beer-wench) and so I knew it was likely to be a drawn-out torturous experience... and I was right :sob:

This was also adding insult to previous injury, because shortly earlier I won 10 free-spins with 1 stuck wild... and won the grand total of 3 x my bet :(

KK
 

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Had around 20 bonus rounds like this across betway and lucky 247 so just posting one as didnt take other screenies, this is on a 0.60p bet with 14 dead spins and a win of 0.14p on last spin

Seems like most of my features. Always 1-20xs bet.. Cant seem to find those 100x plus features from years ago… Think everyone tightned up,
 
Seems like most of my features. Always 1-20xs bet.. Cant seem to find those 100x plus features from years ago… Think everyone tightned up,

It's ok for me right now as other than betway and all slots i'ave had 400-500x wins recently almost every where especially 32red, 10red, 200x on lucky247, almost 400x on betsafe but 99 out of 100 times they are extremely sh** but i have noticed that the quicker u hit bonus after entering the game the better ur chances are of a great win

I'm very dissappointed with IR though as have unlocked all features almost every where and havnt yet hit a single 100x anywhere

The best has been TFROL though and TSII & IR have been absolutely crap this year
 
St*rb*rst Stitch-up....

Ok, so I get one star reel 4 with a few 7's respin - star drops in on reel 3 and a few 4-line orange gem combos.
Respins, and whoopeeeee star comes in on reel 2, so the 3 reels 2,3,4 all wild.

I wait with bated breath.

And get this predictable crock of shite:

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:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
here's a few

So hard to get bonus rounds on 243 slots and when u get them they pay so shit especially at some casinos more than others
 

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By choosing the Sofia-feature you have to expect getting 5x-10x 99 % of the time. I have lost count on how many non paying features she's been giving me. :(

Trust me no matter what feature u choose if its gonna be sh*t its gonna be sh*t as i chose wild magic on TSII three times and not even a single magic wild fell on reel 3

I dont always take screenshots but trust me 90% of the time they pay crap with 5% average wins of say 50x-100x and 4% good wins b/w 100x-250x and less than 1% very good wins

So I dont know how these are high variance as surely when the bonus is so hard to get it should pay atleast 50x? what do u think

I have literally done more than a million spins on 1 casino(not going to say the name) with never even managing a bonus round in less than 3000-4000 spins on TSII and when i do get it it pays absolute crap
 
The first feature on Playboy is much less variance. I very often get good payouts on it, although you cant reach the 1000X+ features like on Sophia. But when i try to build a bankroll, i never choose sofia the variance is ridiculous. I never, not even once, had a good payout on Sofia, choosing the features 30 times up to now.

Edit: Oh, i remember i Once had an excellent payout on the Sofia feature, but that was in practice play. Damn.
 
The first feature on Playboy is much less variance. I very often get good payouts on it, although you cant reach the 1000X+ features like on Sophia. But when i try to build a bankroll, i never choose sofia the variance is ridiculous. I never, not even once, had a good payout on Sofia, choosing the features 30 times up to now.

Edit: Oh, i remember i Once had an excellent payout on the Sofia feature, but that was in practice play. Damn.

Don't u hate it when after feeding the machine hundreds,1st spin u do on freeplay is a big hit and u r left thinking only if i had money for 1 more spin
 
Don't u hate it when after feeding the machine hundreds,1st spin u do on freeplay is a big hit and u r left thinking only if i had money for 1 more spin

Yeah, although the casinos keep saying that freeplay behaves like real play, just not with your own money. I get big wins in free play way way more often than in real play...
 
I never knew that slot had 2 t-rex i have only seen 1 in 5 years of gaming :confused:
During free-spins, when a T-Rex lands on reel 3, all the other dinosaurs in view change into T-Rex's.
Are you saying you've never seen that in 5 years??? :eek:

KK
 
Yeah, although the casinos keep saying that freeplay behaves like real play, just not with your own money. I get big wins in free play way way more often than in real play...

It is supposed to work like real play but in my experience it doesn't too, at omni in free play i hit bonus rounds on average every 200 spins but in real play i have only seen 3 bonus rounds in 8 months which were all on the mummy slot and paid me 2x or 3x bet and 0 x bet

My RTP% still stuck at low 40s after 3 years now i only deposit once every 2 weeks on a tuesday as they have 200%or more match bonus on tuesdays and low roll so hoping to get a massive win to bring my rtp to atleast 80%
 
I am playing RTG since a few months and only deposit like $25-50 max at Inetbet.
Never hit anything decent on any slot on any bonus sofar. ;)
I just play RTG when bored with MGS,Netent,WMS and all of them for a change of play.

But maybe one day I will hit a nice win as I know RTG slots are capable for it although most of them are extremely high variance.

I like Paydirt,Vulcan and that new slot with the scattered eggs,forgot the name.
On Vulcan I managed to get into the 300x pay free spins but I did not hit a single win in those spins. :D
 
I know WMS slots are not truly random (by my definition of the words), but did it HAVE too take the piss by putting 2 low paying AND 2 non-paying scatter symbols on reel 3? :mad:

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A little while later... this is taking the piss down to new depths - 30 free-spins paid a fraction over 2x my bet - that NEVER happens during normal spins.
RANDOM my ARSE! :sob:

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KK
 
here's some mer from this week

I cant hit anything at MG this week but then again i haven't tried 32 red yet

The wins over 6 pounds came at 90p and 12 quid came at 1.2 but i won 6 pounds on the spins that triggered the bonus
 

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