Screen Shots that Suck!

[max1mike]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

Sorry about that one Mike. Nightmare!

I've never hit the five wilds either, or the scatters - if it's any consolation.

seriously...my 2 favorites are ladies night and big top, and i have set it on autopilot for HOURS on free play, (not to mention the literally hundreds of thousands of real play spins) and neither one of them have hit for the max...either 5 wilds on ladies night or the 5 big tops.
ive had 5 scatters on both , both free play and real...i've been thinking about creating a thread to see if it was possible to hit either the 5 wilds or the 5 big tops...(just set it on auto and let it run in the background)...(kinda do the "supercomputer" thing where several people work on the same problem to see what result can be obtained)...cuz personally...i do not believe either can be had.

 

[Slotster!]

I've hit the five Big Tops!! Somewhere way back in the winner screenshots thread! From memory, about 1300 off a 2.25 bet, which is not too shabby! It even played a little special sound effect.

Those five wilds on Ladies/SpringBreak/Thunderstruck still elude me though!!

 

[handkey]

Screen Shots that Suck for kingalot jackpot

 

[vinylweatherman]

Promotions that suck!

By request,

 

[KasinoKing]

I can't lose!

I'm so crap at poker that I can't even lose when I want to!

Played this totally nutty freeroll last night and amazingly stormed my way through 226 players to get into the prize money zone (top 30) but then could not lose to save my life!
If you look at the crazy pay table you'll see what I mean - top prize was actually for 10th place, but I ended up coming in first place = about 15th in the prizes...

Still, it was really good fun to play something a little different, and at least I can now say I have come first in a large field hold'em tourney!
(Probably for the first & last time )

 

[umberto]

Nice win KasinoKing!!!! What do you plan to do with the winnings???

 

[Slotster!]

Nice win KasinoKing!!!! What do you plan to do with the winnings???

That's January, February and March's bankroll sorted

 

[winbig]

This sucks!!!!!!!!!!

Just got this in my email...Papa Johns is evil! Looks good, but can't have it

 

[Addisyn]

I was playing with my little bit I kept from my withdrawals last night. Increasing my bet up to $25/spin and then decreasing incrementally to $1.75/spin. It happened to hit free spins on the high point! Almost down to zero when I hit this.

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[winbig]

Damn girl, you are slow! It only sucks when you lose!

 

[Addisyn]

Oops! Wrong spot. Sorry about that. I was on my way to the shower. Must have been the dirt in my eyes.

 

[winbig]

Oops! Wrong spot. Sorry about that. I was on my way to the shower. Must have been the dirt in my eyes.

Or the blonde in your hair

 

[Addisyn]

Brunette here

 

[hbears341]

I think I'm going to be sick. If the wild symbol in the middle was up on the payline it would have been $25,000!!!

 

[soflat]

I think I'm going to be sick. If the wild symbol in the middle was up on the payline it would have been $25,000!!!

That's just cruel.

 

[hbears341]

And now this one...just missed $5,000!

 

[cheekymonkey]

I think I'm going to be sick. If the wild symbol in the middle was up on the payline it would have been $25,000!!!

And zilch for 2 wilds too.

How on earth will you sleep tonight?

What if, what if....

Hmmmm.

 

[hbears341]

And zilch for 2 wilds too.

How on earth will you sleep tonight?

Not going to be easy, I can tell you that much!

 

[amatrine]

Pick em poker, this sucked, and rite after this I lost a straight flush by picking the two 7 sevens instead of the 7,8,4,..... GRRRRR

 

[quber]

aaargghh.. right shape and colour but not quite close enough

 

[siriuscirrus]

I think I'm going to be sick. If the wild symbol in the middle was up on the payline it would have been $25,000!!!

DAMN! I just puked for you.

 

[soflat]

aaargghh.. right shape and colour but not quite close enough

Those bastards.

 

[andrea73]

...and what about this?

Is Moonshine the only slot where free spins symbols DO NOT PAY???

I got 5 free spins at 1x from that, and obiouvsly I won less than my bet.

 

[Mousey]

...and what about this?

Is Moonshine the only slot where free spins symbols DO NOT PAY???

I got 5 free spins at 1x from that, and obiouvsly I won less than my bet.

Gaaaaahhhh!
THAT is the primary reason I don't play Moonshine more often. I think it's cute, I like the graphics, etc., but I've had too many crappy bonus rounds. I usually pick the 'pooper' first pick. "Start spins"

 

[andrea73]

Gaaaaahhhh!
THAT is the primary reason I don't play Moonshine more often. I think it's cute, I like the graphics, etc., but I've had too many crappy bonus rounds. I usually pick the 'pooper' first pick. "Start spins"

I've posted my best moonshine bonus round in the "winning" thread, just to be fair (190x). It was 14 spins at 3x, or something like that...

 

[gullcry]

...and what about this?

Is Moonshine the only slot where free spins symbols DO NOT PAY???

I got 5 free spins at 1x from that, and obiouvsly I won less than my bet.

Ouch. That must of hurt. Although not free spins, I've hit 5 baybee bonus symbols on Pollen Nation twice only to get the STOP straight away. Very frustrating

 

[Simmo!]

I shouldn't complain in a session that turned a $220 deposit into a $4,750 cashout but this Katmandu shot does suck! Note that the symbol stuck in the wilds is a scatter!!!

I also had a Harveys Free Spins bonus at $12.50 that yielded "0 coins"...but one shot's enough IMO

 

[brianzz]

I don't have a screen shot but a story that sucks ass none the less.

Deposited $50 for a $50 at Vilento or whatever this morning, busted out on video slots in less than 20 minutes.

Deposited $100 in Casino US and busted out in 10 minutes on video slots.

Not one single bonus on anything I played, this is why I stopped depositing to online casinos 2 months ago.

 

[tencardcharlie]

lousy reel

 

[tencardcharlie]

damnit

 

[mikepipe]

as promised, i go for the 5 wilds this year. And this one was damned close to 10k:

 

[cheekymonkey]

as promised, i go for the 5 wilds this year. And this one was damned close to 10k:

That really does suck!

VUL.

 

[Jeff]

@ mikepipe

I hate it when the wilds are so close together -
this is really a shot that sucks

good luck for your wilds

 

[Nifty29]

Well I dont have a screenshot, but Im here to tell you that last night I was playing TIGER TREASURES on RTG and had the following results:

bet $1 - 53 free spins (3 retriggers) - total return = $26

bet $1 - 34 free spins (2 retriggers) - total return = $28

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHH

Almost 100 free spins for just over $50

Talk about non-screenshots that SUCK

Now its off to the hospital to get the glass from the monitor removed from my foot.....

 

[Addisyn]

It was almost 5 wilds in a row! So close but so far away. I wasn't really sure where this I should post this screenshot but in the end decided it belonged in this thread.
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It is now confirmed the 100x, 25x, 10x, 5x are not always on the board. I got 2x on all four of my picks.
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[hbears341]

So close to my first RF ever!!

 

[cheekymonkey]

So close to my first RF ever!!

Only 19950 away.

 

[mtx]

So close to my first RF ever!!

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[tim5ny]

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Totally agree!

 

[winbig]

These take the cake.

These have to take the cake. Total payout for ALL 75 free spins: ~$50.

Notice the times on all of them. 5 free spin features in 10 minutes! That's the main reason I put them in the "Sucks" category instead of winner SS's

 

[purpletin]

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So near yet so far.

 

[Simmo!]

So near yet so far.

I'd forgotten all about that Thunderstruck clone It's been a good couple of years since I played that one but I used to find it lucky.

 

[tennis_balls]

These have to take the cake. Total payout for ALL 75 free spins: ~$50.

that's enough to give a guy a nasty case of gerd!

 

[thetic]

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Just noticed that the discard (5 Diamonds) was thrown back into the pack here, that's one less chance to get the Royal than you should have had if they didn't do their bit for the environment by recycling!

 

[winbig]

Just noticed that the discard (5 Diamonds) was thrown back into the pack here, that's one less chance to get the Royal than you should have had if they didn't do their bit for the environment by recycling!

???

I think you're getting 2 shots mixed up....

 

[thetic]

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I think you're getting 2 shots mixed up....

Not sure where you're coming from winbig!

What I am meaning is if you look at bottom left of screen just above the player info you see the 5 of diamonds. This is the 1 card that was discarded before the DRAW. You will see that in the bottom left of the 9 smaller hands dealt after the draw the 5 of diamonds has reappeared again!

Apologies if I have misunderstood original screenshot or your reply winbig.

 

[Simmo!]

Just noticed that the discard (5 Diamonds) was thrown back into the pack here, that's one less chance to get the Royal than you should have had if they didn't do their bit for the environment by recycling!

Yeah this is the biggest drawback of Crypto multi-hand VP. The re-inclusion of discarded cards, despite the small reward each time one reappears as indicated in the bottom left hand corner (misrepresented as a "bonus" award!!), increases the house edge significantly and is a totally crap way of doing it with no player advantages IMO.

Although that said, I have to say that I think the "feel" of how their VP works is the best out there. But for odds, you are far better off with Microgaming VP as a generalisation.

 

[gerilege]

Yeah this is the biggest drawback of Crypto multi-hand VP. The re-inclusion of discarded cards, despite the small reward each time one reappears as indicated in the bottom left hand corner (misrepresented as a "bonus" award!!), increases the house edge significantly and is a totally crap way of doing it with no player advantages IMO.

Is it only valid for multihand-VP of Crypto?
Do you know which sw providers re-include discarded cards, and in which games?
Could you please give a brief estimation about the effect on the house edge?

 

[hbears341]

Ugghhhh!!

 

[Simmo!]

Is it only valid for multihand-VP of Crypto?
Do you know which sw providers re-include discarded cards, and in which games?
Could you please give a brief estimation about the effect on the house edge?

Yes it's only multihand if memory serves.

I think it's just Crypto who do this. Initially they had alternative versions so you could pick if you wanted the "standard" game or this variety. Then (at Intercasino at least) they ditched the original around the same time they "upgraded" the paytable for Double Bonus! That's another story!

Okay I'm no math wizard so others can correct me but at a guess, if for example you keep 2 cards and discard 3 then the house edge would increase by approximately 3/50ths (very approximate) or 6%. However factor in the small "bonus" (woohoo!) award and I imagine that at least halves it. I'd guess it adds about 1% to the house edge. A pure guess.