Screen Shots that Suck!

[Jono777]

Makes you wonder what's the point of having features ........

A time served and very regular phrase of mine, with a few expletives added!

 

[mcgameboy]

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This has to be the single most annoying change that has been done to HTML5 versions of some MG slots.

On Viper/Quickfire, a WC on Finer Reels (or an Ion Storm on BSG) ALWAYS guaranteed a win,
even if it was only a shitty min win of a 3OAK of 9s (or 10s on BSG) on a 1 reeler.

The good thing about this was that if you did get a WC or Ion Storm with reels 3, 4 and 5 all turned wild,
you KNEW you were going to 5OAK SOMETHING. Again, it could be the bare minimum win of 27 5OAKs of 9s (on Finer Reels)
or 10s (on BSG) for a 27x win. But 27x is still 27x better than nothing.
But now, you don't even have THAT as a guarantee.

There is something similar on the Velociraptor feature on Jurassic Park Remastered.
On the old pre-HTML5 Viper/Quickfire versions, when the velociraptor(s) showed up, the wild it(they) produced ALWAYS formed part of the win.

But now, that is not the case. However, it only seems to apply to the split wild.
The 4x, 5x and 6x wilds still appear to always form part of the win.

I am still not sure if Playboy's Wild Night feature (when activated) can produce a zero win.
It never did on pre-HTML5 versions. And I have yet to see a zero win on the HTML5 version.

 

[Jono777]

Good to see you Marty

 

[toph11]

once in a lifetime shitstorm

 

[aceking123]

It was a good starting point ?

 

[casguy2016]

Trash....

 

[Greigssy]

Multiplies the 100x win by 3 then does nothing except a 2x win.
Then there was a fake out for a bonus retrigger.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

FULL DISCLOSURE right out of the gate, these screenies are from demo play, but I'm still putting them up here, and will explain why.

I've put around 100K spins through Berrini's Fortune at 3Dice in real play. I have never hit five scatters. I moaned here at CM when 3Dice slightly nerfed the three scatters bonus round to increase the top pay in the five scatters bonus round, a round that I had never seen when the change was made, and I still haven't seen to this day.

The last couple of evenings I've been playing in demo play at 3Dice, the slots haven't rolled well for me this month (Enchanted Spins went psycho) and I wasn't minded to deposit again (plus the whole crypto thing is a bit of a faff), and I was busy levelling herbalism in World of Warcraft Wrath Classic anyway, so I only wanted something off to the side of the screen as a bit of something else going on.

You can guess what's coming next.

Yes, after maybe 2500-3000 spins in demo play, FIVE FUCKING SCATTERS land. I HAVE NEVER SEEN FIVE SCATTERS IN ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND SPINS OF REAL MONEY PLAY.

And then, for the final kick in the bollocks, on the third pick in the bonus round (so it still had three to go), the game cheerfully lands on the TOP FUCKING PRIZE of 3000x stake.

The trigger pays 100x, so plus the prize in the bonus round, final pay was 3100x stake. OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF IT WASN'T IN FUCKING DEMO PLAY.

Rant ends.

 

[aceking123]

FULL DISCLOSURE right out of the gate, these screenies are from demo play, but I'm still putting them up here, and will explain why.

I've put around 100K spins through Berrini's Fortune at 3Dice in real play. I have never hit five scatters. I moaned here at CM when 3Dice slightly nerfed the three scatters bonus round to increase the top pay in the five scatters bonus round, a round that I had never seen when the change was made, and I still haven't seen to this day.

The last couple of evenings I've been playing in demo play at 3Dice, the slots haven't rolled well for me this month (Enchanted Spins went psycho) and I wasn't minded to deposit again (plus the whole crypto thing is a bit of a faff), and I was busy levelling herbalism in World of Warcraft Wrath Classic anyway, so I only wanted something off to the side of the screen as a bit of something else going on.

You can guess what's coming next.

Yes, after maybe 2500-3000 spins in demo play, FIVE FUCKING SCATTERS land. I HAVE NEVER SEEN FIVE SCATTERS IN ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND SPINS OF REAL MONEY PLAY.

And then, for the final kick in the bollocks, on the third pick in the bonus round (so it still had three to go), the game cheerfully lands on the TOP FUCKING PRIZE of 3000x stake.

The trigger pays 100x, so plus the prize in the bonus round, final pay was 3100x stake. OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF IT WASN'T IN FUCKING DEMO PLAY.

Rant ends.

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Still don't see the point choppers, it's demo no value, well crack on & do another 100k spins, plus on top of that you would of been playing at min stake anyways.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Still don't see the point choppers, it's demo no value, well crack on & do another 100k spins, plus on top of that you would of been playing at min stake anyways.

Would still have been £775 though!

This is always the risk with demo play, having a Jim Bowen style 'look at what you could have won' moment.

 

[aceking123]

Would still have been £775 though!

This is always the risk with demo play, having a Jim Bowen style 'look at what you could have won' moment.

Hence to why I don't bother using demo unless it's for nlc testing etc etc
Although to add I've only seen 4 twice but never done anywhere close to the spins you've done. I do like the game though.

 

[cncas2123]

Mmmm..

 

[cncas2123]

Complete Horseshit...

 

[sufferinsilence]

Complete Horseshit...

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Makes Bonanza look good... well almost

 

[judgenico]

yay i think ive broke the record for lowest paying feature ever,and just to take the complete piss i even gambled the original amout of spins

 

[satchnz]

yay i think ive broke the record for lowest paying feature ever,and just to take the complete piss i even gambled the original amout of spins
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You’ve never played Razor Shark, have you?

 

[judgenico]

You’ve never played Razor Shark, have you?

blimey you can get less than 0.10 times your bet on razor shark?

 

[anddi32]

There is no scatter win so 0.00 is pretty general result.

 

[satchnz]

blimey you can get less than 0.10 times your bet on razor shark?

Yep a 0.00 bonus win on Razor Shark is common enough that I’ve had a couple myself, and I’ve seen streamers get them multiple times.

 

[Greigssy]

Played about 600 spins on this slot and no natural bonus, I had 3 scatter 12 times but the third scatter, which determines if the free spins is awarded and how many, was always a blank which is a joke itself.

So tried 7 bonus buys 6 of them were 99x bet (9 spin level start) and 1 enhanced 170xbet (8 spin and level 2 start).
Amount of free spins I had in each bonus were 16,12,19,21,16,16,13 and I never once seen the Bamboo feature which is the point of the multiplier in the feature.

Ripping the piss, but that's just the norm these days with most suppliers

 

[megadam]

Hacksaws are completely and utterly effing ban-listed for me. This was the last straw, nearly a full screen of Free Spin symbols on Alpha Eagle their new game, 16 free spins which is 16 scatters so you must think oh it might do something. Congrats here's 12p on 20p stake. Sorry but that provider can go bankrupt, I can literally shake my tin can with pennies for the last 10 bonuses I've had on hacksaw games. It's criminal at this point (All on Max RTP as well not that makes a difference)

 

[judgenico]

Yep a 0.00 bonus win on Razor Shark is common enough that I’ve had a couple myself, and I’ve seen streamers get them multiple times.

got you on a technicality their bud i did say lowest (paying) feature had a few zero features myself

 

[bianchini82]

Hacksaws are completely and utterly effing ban-listed for me. This was the last straw, nearly a full screen of Free Spin symbols on Alpha Eagle their new game, 16 free spins which is 16 scatters so you must think oh it might do something. Congrats here's 12p on 20p stake. Sorry but that provider can go bankrupt, I can literally shake my tin can with pennies for the last 10 bonuses I've had on hacksaw games. It's criminal at this point (All on Max RTP as well not that makes a difference)

agree with u. I hate this provider, cant understand how people love those games....

 

[satchnz]

got you on a technicality their bud i did say lowest (paying) feature had a few zero features myself

Yeah ok but it doesn’t make it any nicer…

 

[casguy2016]

I think this is the first time i've ever bet this much on this game. was very excited when I hit the bonus...excitement didn't last long...

 

[cncas2123]

 

[justdoit]

 

[satchnz]

 

[satchnz]

I’m on a roll! But getting closer…

 

[casguy2016]

Ouch...

 

[casguy2016]

 

[brookemcallan]

Here we go. Drum roll please...

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some now are security locked CANNOT SCREEN SHOT not just account but during games hmmm

 

[ChopleyIOM]

I don't know why I continue to inflict the goal of winning a progressive on one of 3Dice's 'classic slots' on myself. There are four one-liners and one five-liner, I've never managed to hit any of them, and have binned off a fair amount of cash in the process of trying to do so.

It's not even like they're that massive either, for example this one is currently sat at 3225x stake, which is not to be sniffed at but not exactly massive either, and well within the realms of what 3Dice's normal videoslots can hit, and the videoslots have the 'full fat' RTP without giving a chunk away to the progressive. (And also contribute to the monthly achievements, which the classic slots don't.)

This one here is extra annoying because as you can see, the progressive winline has landed directly above the actual winline, as I understand how these classic slots work, they are 'true reels' whereby the RTP is worked out by the symbols on the reels and the reel stops, all the server has to do is pick a value from the RNG for each reel and it'll land it appropriately.

(This is in stark contrast to, for example, the old Microgaming single-liner called 'TUNZAMUNNI' which had blatantly weighted reels which would routinely drop the progressive combo on the line above and below the actual winline.)

So yeah, grrrr.

 

[justdoit]

 

[satchnz]

Had a rare mid week slot session and got this beauty.

A ton of retriggers, got to the end with maximum number of wilds and six spins left, yet all I could manage was a relatively measly 59x (0.20 Stake).

 

[dionysus]

wow that really *ucked me off
buck bet
79 multiplier


31 bucks

 

[casguy2016]

 

[Balky]

Eye candy, but still you cant not hope for a second :/

B.

 

[TheAddict]

When you've had 1 bonus tease in nearly 1.5 hours (which comes in abd pays 20x) and red tiger decides it's time to ramp up the predetermined excitement.

 

[Deeisherexx]

Just now

 

[KasinoKing]

Pizza Off!

I have played some seriously SHIT games in my time - but this one really took the pizz.... a
After 21 spins of hitting COMPLETELY NOTHING, I couldn't stand it any longer.
RTP = 0%

KK

 

[ChopleyIOM]

That'd get you the 'Deadpsin' achievement at 3Dice

If I go 20 spins or more without a win they give me £25 (bonus amount is linked to VIP level), on a recurring (once per month) monthly basis.

Candy Clouds is in the sin-bin this month.

It does lead to the slightly strange experience where you don't want a slot to drop a win in, because you know you're up at 18-19 spins and one more will trigger the bonus.

(See also the 'Patience' achievement which is when you go 500 spins or more without a feature, which also yields a bonus on a 1xWR, I recall one month getting to 499 and the slot dropped a bonus in......)

It also means I deliberately seek out 20 consecutive dead spins per month and also try to go 500 spins without a feature on a single slot.

 

[Jono777]

Just an idea but can you drop the pay lines on slots over at 3Dice?

Guessing if there are slots where you can do this, they'd cover by stating max lines must be played to get this particular bonus in their terms?

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Just an idea but can you drop the pay lines on slots over at 3Dice?

Guessing if there are slots where you can do this, they'd cover by stating max lines must be played to get this particular bonus in their terms?

I'm afraid Enzo is one step ahead of you there.....

They've also excluded the games that are most likely to hit the goal, but they're completely upfront about that so I can't complain. (TBH I've found that Enchanted Spins or Gemini are pretty reliable for Deadspin, and Enchanted Spins or Arctic Adventure will do Patience. I can't remember the last time I got to the end of a month and hadn't triggered both of them.)

Fuck me, just seen now that Dice Fusion has managed 1029 spins without a Gargantoon!

 

[megadam]

Dead Canary, landed the super bonus which normally costs 500x and gives you 1 gold canary. I landed 2 gold canaries, got all excited only to remember this has been the worst month for gambling and I'm pretty sure I've funded the BTG christmas party this year with the savagery on Christmas Bonanza and so proceeded to give what could be the worst you'll see on this game with 2 gold canaries.

Needless to say, I'm writing this without a desk, someone's idea of a sick joke of gambling this month for me really.

 

[Schind]

Got the feature which had three goes and still only managed one safe for a x3 bonus.

 

[chayton]

I was looking up some old files on my computer tonight and found this beauty screenshot from a few years ago. I know I probably shared it at the time but... Still hurts to look at it, but I tell myself that I probably would have spent that $665K by now anyhow.

 

[Siohmy]

Damn. Didn’t take a screen shot of it but a few months ago I had 4 of the 5 wilds lined up on the 100,000 Pyramid and the other wild was one position out. 4 wilds paid 1,000x line for £30 (just playing 45p stake, 15 lines). All 5 would have paid 100,000x times line or £3,000.

 

[Siohmy]

Pizza Off!

I have played some seriously SHIT games in my time - but this one really took the pizz.... a
After 21 spins of hitting COMPLETELY NOTHING, I couldn't stand it any longer.
RTP = 0%

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KK

May be being whooshed here but 20 spins without a win is pretty standard amongst most modern slots these days isn’t it? It’s why 100x your stake can comfortably go within 10 minutes, and that’s in the UK at 2.5 secs a spin!

 

[satchnz]

May be being whooshed here but 20 spins without a win is pretty standard amongst most modern slots these days isn’t it? It’s why 100x your stake can comfortably go within 10 minutes, and that’s in the UK at 2.5 secs a spin!

I had a go at PIZZA in the weekend and gave up after exactly 50 dead spins in a row. Not a single win.