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- Jan 27, 2011
- Location
- Sweden
These are some authentic (well, translated by me) quotations from auto/traffic damage claims.
When my wife backed out of the garage she smashed into the door, ran over our sons bike, continued over the lawn and uprooted the roses. Then she lost control of the car.
The telephone pole approached me. I tried to give way, but it hit the front of my car.
The cow walked towards my car. I later found out she was not completely sane.
The indirect cause of the accident was a small man in a small car with a big gob.
I honked but the horn didn't work, it had been stolen.
According to the wife, his personality has changed and the impotence causes, except from her own nervous problems, also increased expenses because of the need to hire some help.
I was catapulted from the car and was later found in a trench by some wandering cows.
I drove out into the road, had a look at my mother-in-law and crossed the verge.
A lamp-post hit my car and damaged it in two places.
Two months ago I was visited by inspector L, who by the way was a very nice man. I would now like to inform you that I have not yet had my regulation.
My car was legally parked when it hit the other car.
I thought the car window was open, but when I stuck my head out of it, I noticed that it wasn't.
The only witness is the man who hit me and his story doesn't coincide with mine.
My wife does the laundry on tuesdays and when I returned home I had the windshield and two teeth knocked out.
I returned home but went to the wrong house and hit a tree that is not in my garden.
The witness called himself a gentleman but I think it's more correct to call him a garage owner.
My passengers behaviour was exemplary. He neither grabbed me or said a word and thereby prevented an even bigger accident.
My husband was nauseous so I had to find another man.
I don't think either of the vehicles should be blamed, but if any of them should be blamed, it has to be the other one.
To avoid a collision I hit the other car.
I hit a man but he admitted the fault was his, since he had been ran over before.
An invisible car materialised from nowhere, hit my car and disappeared.
I collided with a stationary tree.
The car was not damaged which was also verified by the gatepost.
The opponent hit my behind causing my wife a sore throat.
I was hit by another idiot whom I don't know.
I met the man for the first time in the trench and he was not entirely unpleasant.
When my wife backed out of the garage she smashed into the door, ran over our sons bike, continued over the lawn and uprooted the roses. Then she lost control of the car.
The telephone pole approached me. I tried to give way, but it hit the front of my car.
The cow walked towards my car. I later found out she was not completely sane.
The indirect cause of the accident was a small man in a small car with a big gob.
I honked but the horn didn't work, it had been stolen.
According to the wife, his personality has changed and the impotence causes, except from her own nervous problems, also increased expenses because of the need to hire some help.
I was catapulted from the car and was later found in a trench by some wandering cows.
I drove out into the road, had a look at my mother-in-law and crossed the verge.
A lamp-post hit my car and damaged it in two places.
Two months ago I was visited by inspector L, who by the way was a very nice man. I would now like to inform you that I have not yet had my regulation.
My car was legally parked when it hit the other car.
I thought the car window was open, but when I stuck my head out of it, I noticed that it wasn't.
The only witness is the man who hit me and his story doesn't coincide with mine.
My wife does the laundry on tuesdays and when I returned home I had the windshield and two teeth knocked out.
I returned home but went to the wrong house and hit a tree that is not in my garden.
The witness called himself a gentleman but I think it's more correct to call him a garage owner.
My passengers behaviour was exemplary. He neither grabbed me or said a word and thereby prevented an even bigger accident.
My husband was nauseous so I had to find another man.
I don't think either of the vehicles should be blamed, but if any of them should be blamed, it has to be the other one.
To avoid a collision I hit the other car.
I hit a man but he admitted the fault was his, since he had been ran over before.
An invisible car materialised from nowhere, hit my car and disappeared.
I collided with a stationary tree.
The car was not damaged which was also verified by the gatepost.
The opponent hit my behind causing my wife a sore throat.
I was hit by another idiot whom I don't know.
I met the man for the first time in the trench and he was not entirely unpleasant.
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