- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
Patient: I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!
Doctor: Calm down. You're two tents.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Bartender looks at the battered, old tangled length of rope
"Hey, are you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind in here"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
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A man runs into the psych office wearing a cellophane jumpsuit with nothing underneath.
"Im CRAZY', he declares.
"Yes, I can clearly see your nuts", says the doctor
Doctor: Calm down. You're two tents.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
++
Bartender looks at the battered, old tangled length of rope
"Hey, are you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind in here"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
++
A man runs into the psych office wearing a cellophane jumpsuit with nothing underneath.
"Im CRAZY', he declares.
"Yes, I can clearly see your nuts", says the doctor
