- Joined
- Jun 21, 2006
- Location
- usa
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.
I have a better idea, she replied Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.
Wow! That's a great idea!, he exclaimed.
Good,' she replied. Get your own damn blanket.
After a moment of silence, he farted.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.
I have a better idea, she replied Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.
Wow! That's a great idea!, he exclaimed.
Good,' she replied. Get your own damn blanket.
After a moment of silence, he farted.
