- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
'Of course I won't laugh, said
the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and
he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest "man
thingy" the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor
laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet
and regained her composure.
"I am so sorry," she said. 'I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a
lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?'
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
'Of course I won't laugh, said
the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and
he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest "man
thingy" the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor
laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet
and regained her composure.
"I am so sorry," she said. 'I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a
lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?'
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
