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[andyhinckley]

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu,

George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.

 

[winbig]

lol good one...here's another good one, while we're on the subject

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me."

Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.

The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, "See That guy was really stupid".

"No kidding," replied George W. "There was a pay phone just around the corner...
You could have called instead?"

 

[Pinababy69]

LMFAO....I love anything that makes fun of good old George!!

 

[Krypto]

That's a good one!

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu,

George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.

Gonna have to be sure and pass that joke along to my Bush supporting friends and family just to get under their skin...lmao!

Hey Pinababy! Now I see why you love CasinoMeister's...there's LOTS of stuff here to read...I'm having a blast!

 

[Pinababy69]

Hey Pinababy! Now I see why you love CasinoMeister's...there's LOTS of stuff here to read...I'm having a blast!

Hiya Krypto!! I saw Kat's name at the bottom of the board the other day, glad you guys made it over here. There is a ton of stuff to read here, and loads of good info. A must really for anyone running a gambling site. It's always good to know who's been naughty and nice.

 

[rowmare]

Great Joke! LMAO Has just enough ring '0 truth to be histerical.

Pinababy69 - Love your avatar. Being a Canadian girl myself, I couldn't agreee more. lol

 

[The Dude]

From Jay Leno the other night:

Did you know that President Garfield could simultaneously write in Greek with one hand and in Latin with the other? (this is true by the way).

When President Bush found out he said, "I didn't know we had a cat for a President."

 

[winbig]

From Jay Leno the other night:

Did you know that President Garfield could simultaneously write in Greek with one hand and in Latin with the other? (this is true by the way).

When President Bush found out he said, "I didn't know we had a cat for a President."

OH MY GOD!!

That's gotta be the best one ever.

The comeback should have been "No, but we do have a baboon for a president.

 

[Pinababy69]

From Jay Leno the other night:

Did you know that President Garfield could simultaneously write in Greek with one hand and in Latin with the other? (this is true by the way).

When President Bush found out he said, "I didn't know we had a cat for a President."

Wouldn't surprise me if he really did say that.

 

[rowmare]

I bet he did say that!

I have a daily calendar with daily quotes from Bush (Bushisms). This guy's brain isn't connected to his mouth at all - at least i HOPE that's the problem. I hate to think he is as stupid as he appears to be.

The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.
-- Albuguerque, New Mexico; August 15, 2001

The reason I believe in a large tax cut is because it's what I believe.
-- Washington, D.C.; December 19, 2000

I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border

Actually, I -this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. What I'm talking about - when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
-- On MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews; May 31, 2000

What the hell?

 

[Pinababy69]

OMG........Rowmare, I am rolling here. Just dying. I don't think there's been a President in history that provided this much comic relief. Ahhhhaaaa, just too funny.

 

[andyhinckley]

More bush

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concluded by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 

[Pinababy69]

This is too good, we gotta keep this going. That was great Andy, almost choked on my Pepsi. Here's one of my all-time favourite quotes by George W.

"Uhh -- I hear there's rumors on the, uhh, Internets that we're gonna have a -- draft. We're not going to have a draft. Period."
-- There's more than one Internet? Astounding. Second Presidential Debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 8, 2004

 

[andyhinckley]

Why not have a thread..


"Bash Bush and Blair"

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[rowmare]

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concluded by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

HAHAHA! Going to pass that one along!

 

[andyhinckley]

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