- Joined
- Feb 23, 2007
- Location
- az
Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the
car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good
mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll
do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go
away... Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when
needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This
works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals."
"The trouble with bucket seats is, that not everybody has the same
size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Porsche than a Honda."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...
You may be dead."
car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good
mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll
do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go
away... Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when
needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This
works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals."
"The trouble with bucket seats is, that not everybody has the same
size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Porsche than a Honda."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...
You may be dead."
