immortality
Dormant account
- Joined
- Nov 17, 2011
- Location
- On a seat
One day little Johnny and his Grandad went fishing.
Setting up their rods and seats, they both sit down.
Grandad takes out a packet of cigarettes, little Johnny asks "Can I have one Grandad?"
Grandad asks little Johnny if he can stick his do dah up his own bum, Johnny replies "no!"
To which Grandad replied "you ain't old enough then to have one"
Grandad then takes out a small bottle of whiskey and takes a sip.
Johnny asks, "can I have a sip Grandad?"
Grandad asks the same "can you stick your do dah up your bum?"
Again Johnny replied no and grandad says again "then you're not old enough to have a sip"
Feeling sorry for himself, Johnny reaches into his bag and takes out a packet of cookies.
Grandad says "mmm them cookies look nice, can I have one"
Johnny replies with "can you stick your do dah up your bum Grandad?"
Now not wanting to be out smarted by a kid, grandad replies "yes, yes I can"
Johnny then tells his grandad, "well,then go f$&k yourself"
Setting up their rods and seats, they both sit down.
Grandad takes out a packet of cigarettes, little Johnny asks "Can I have one Grandad?"
Grandad asks little Johnny if he can stick his do dah up his own bum, Johnny replies "no!"
To which Grandad replied "you ain't old enough then to have one"
Grandad then takes out a small bottle of whiskey and takes a sip.
Johnny asks, "can I have a sip Grandad?"
Grandad asks the same "can you stick your do dah up your bum?"
Again Johnny replied no and grandad says again "then you're not old enough to have a sip"
Feeling sorry for himself, Johnny reaches into his bag and takes out a packet of cookies.
Grandad says "mmm them cookies look nice, can I have one"
Johnny replies with "can you stick your do dah up your bum Grandad?"
Now not wanting to be out smarted by a kid, grandad replies "yes, yes I can"
Johnny then tells his grandad, "well,then go f$&k yourself"
