Just over 24 hours left to claim £1m Lottery Jackpot

[News Hound]

With owner of winning ticket having to claim prize before 2nd September. Full details: Winning Lottery Prize of £1m Still Unclaimed

 

[goatwack]

She told me that was a receipt she washed in my jeans

 

[Kroffe]

She told me that was a receipt she washed in my jeans

Obvious lie..
I mean, who washes jeans...

 

[SteveBr]

“East Riding, West Yorkshire”?!?

I live in the East Riding of Yorkshire, otherwise known as East Yorkshire. How can East Yorkshire also be in West Yorkshire? Pah!

Bloody Wessies

 

[SteveBr]

I nearly mentioned this at the time but decided not to. But...

3 weeks ago, at the time when I was hitting lots of wins and making quite a few withdrawals, I thought I really need to play the lottery this weekend, the luck I’m having.

I always get a lucky dip and I also always play the same numbers every time. I don’t play that often, but I will play at least once a month, sometimes more.

Anyway, I decided not to.

While waiting for Match of the Day to start, the numbers pop up on the screen.

I would have had 5 of them for £1750.

You bastard!

 

[goatwack]

Sean Bean, possibly the only good thing to come out of Yorkshire

 

[SteveBr]

No one really leaves Yorkshire goatie, it’s that good!

But I will just say, Adrian Edmondson.

 

[dunover]

I'll sort it when I wake up tomorrow, don't feel like phoning Scamelot right now.