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Is there a particular thread where I can post these? Hate starting new threads each time but have to point them out :oops:

On Trada's review page, under "overview" it says:

"They made it through the Baptism by Fire test at Casinomeister with flying colors (thread is here)- so from the beginning they should us that they were squared away..."

That should say showed, obviously.
 
The original error pales into insignificance when compared to the NUMBER 1 sign of illiteracy - 'should of' or 'could of'.

There should be criminal proceedings against persons seen to have texted, written, typed or otherwise disseminated, promulgated or communicated this imbecilic mistake.

First offence: 12 months ban from having an internet connection, mobile device or antisocial media account of any type.

Second offence: 24 months as above plus 100 hours community service.

Third offence: Transportation to St. Helena for life.
 
The original error pales into insignificance when compared to the NUMBER 1 sign of illiteracy - 'should of' or 'could of'.

There should be criminal proceedings against persons seen to have texted, written, typed or otherwise disseminated, promulgated or communicated this imbecilic mistake.

First offence: 12 months ban from having an internet connection, mobile device or antisocial media account of any type.

Second offence: 24 months as above plus 100 hours community service.

Third offence: Transportation to St. Helena for life.

This one in particular drives me INSANE :mad:
Even more so coming from someone who speaks English as a native language. An English friend on mine recently posted this on Facebook:

"(blah blah blah something dramatic happened)... I would of loved to of been there"

How can he, a 26yr old Englishman, not see how absurd that is? :confused:
 
How about 'their' and 'there', the amount of times I see this error everywhere drives me to insanity!

Ahhh wait, I am already insane :oops:
 
My bugbear is "I'll learn you" instead of "I'll teach you".

Learn me what exactly? A lesson in how to speak proper English you fucking uneducated bellend? :machinegu *

That'll teach you to say I'll learn you. :mad:

* Although he does find a Scouser saying "dey do do dat round der don't day d'oh?" mildly amusing:oops:
 
Let's reverse the stupidity of 'should of'.

Of is NOT a verb - you cannot 'of' something.

So when bantering with a pal:

"Say that again mate and I'll of you!"

"I'm the son have my father."

Yes they read and sound RIDICULOUS and that's exactly how you bellends that say 'should of' sound to everyone else whose IQ isn't stamped on the sole of their shoe. :mad::mad:
 
thank goodness know one can see my textof things auto correct has changed! Still working on how the word hubby got changed to dildo. He thought I did it was my possessed phone.

A few years ago I was messaging in a dating site and I sent her my phone number in a private message. She texted me and when her number came up I messaged back " Great,I will add you now :D".
Unfortunately predictive text made the message " Great,I will bed you now :D" without me realising. This is true :(
 
A few years ago I was messaging in a dating site and I sent her my phone number in a private message. She texted me and when her number came up I messaged back " Great,I will add you now :D".
Unfortunately predictive text made the message " Great,I will bed you now :D" without me realising. This is true :(

It could have been worse mate. You could of said "I will "of" you now".....:p
 
A few years ago I was messaging in a dating site and I sent her my phone number in a private message. She texted me and when her number came up I messaged back " Great,I will add you now :D".
Unfortunately predictive text made the message " Great,I will bed you now :D" without me realising. This is true :(

Yeah, I thought you were a right slapper so didn't text you back. :eek2:
 
A few others that genuinely happened, both in the USA:

Level crossing sign: BEWARE OF TRAINS GOING BOTH WAYS AT ONCE

Jack's Launderette: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the rest of the day having a good time!
 
Another odd one Bryan -

In Mr Green's review where you give your personal verdict, you've written “click your house – lose your mouse.”

Surely that should be the other way round? :D
 
Another couple spotted Bryan :D

In Grosvenor's review page, in the "first impression" part, it says (talking about their licensing):

"They take player issues seriously. This is one reason why it is rare to see or here of a complaint generated by a Alderney based casino"

Hear and an should be written. I know it's only little things, but professionalism and all that.
 

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