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i don,t know if its ture or not but its funny.
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly
> >asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a
> >patient is doing?"
> >
> >The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the
> >name and room number of the patient?"
> >
> >The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma
> > Findlay , Room 302..."
> >
> >The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check
> >with the nurse's station for that room."
> >
> >After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and
> >said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing
> >well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back
> >normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be
> >discharged tomorrow."
> >
> >The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so
> >worried. God bless you for the good news."
> >
> >The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma
> >your daughter?"
> >
> >The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No
> >one tells me shit."
> > TRUE STORY
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly
> >asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a
> >patient is doing?"
> >
> >The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the
> >name and room number of the patient?"
> >
> >The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma
> > Findlay , Room 302..."
> >
> >The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check
> >with the nurse's station for that room."
> >
> >After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and
> >said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing
> >well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back
> >normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be
> >discharged tomorrow."
> >
> >The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so
> >worried. God bless you for the good news."
> >
> >The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma
> >your daughter?"
> >
> >The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No
> >one tells me shit."
> > TRUE STORY
