Jokes for Monday

[weesie]

There have been days I would have loved to see this............


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Check Out
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I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So, which six items would you like to buy?'

Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!
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Sign Of The Times
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While visiting my son and daughter-in-law one night, I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said, 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you, that stinkin’ fly never knew what hit him.

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A Thought For Today
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“Think of the earth as a living organism
that is being attacked by billions of bacteria
whose numbers double every forty years.
Either the host dies,
or the virus dies,
or both die.”

~ Gore Vidal