Irish Viagra

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Irish
> Viagra
>
> An Irish woman of
> advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on
> reviving her husband's libido.
> 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
> 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even
> take an aspirin.'
> 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him
> an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the
> Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it..
> Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
> things went.'
> It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who
> directly inquired as to her progress.
>
> The poor dear
> exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
> horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
> 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
> 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
> coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped
> straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants
> a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
> me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
> and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It
> was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
> 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you
> mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
> 'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've
> had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here,
> I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks
> again!
>