I'm In The Mood To Ban Someone!

[Simmo!]

For some reason, I'm feeling angry and I fancy banning someone. All the other mods are "in-transit" on the way over so I want to abuse my position of leadership.

So now's your chance: abuse me the best you can and earn a prize. Best one wins 24hrs of Martyrdom. Offer ends when I snap out of it and become happy again. Before the other mods get in to London, this thread will be deleted and all traces gone, just leaving the winner "banned". Just our little secret

On your marks, get set...go!

 

[Swede]

I can go for a 90 minute ban, but 24 hours!? Never!!!!! oke:

 

[winbig]

lmao....24 hrs without access to CM? damn, I might get something done for a change.

Ok, here goes.....

Simmo, yo momma so fat
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No punchline.....just sayin....damn, she's fat!

 

[Tengil]

Saw your girlfriend one day

 

[suzecat]

OK, how many blue muppets does it take to change a lightbulb?



















Do blue muppets know what a light bulb is?












Do blue muppets believe in change?

 

[LaurieJim]

ok here goes my jab at it, please ban me for no longer than 15 minutes simmo as im so tired of being the goody two shoes around this joint i deserve it, i need to get a bad girl image here and now with this power trip your on......you can make my dreams come true:eek so stick it where the sun dont shine you blue muppet wannabe:.................laurie................p.s im really really sorry simmo, i just snapped simmo, its really winbigs and swedes fault as they provoked me~~~~~~~~trust me

 

[amandajm]

Caruso.

 

[Simmo!]

Who? I'll tell him you said that when I see him on Wednesday

Not bad efforts so far it must be said

 

[bayleesprings]

I triple dog dare ya...

Oh, I thought I was watching "A Christmas Story"

 

[winbig]

ok here goes my jab at it, please ban me for no longer than 15 minutes simmo as im so tired of being the goody two shoes around this joint i deserve it, i need to get a bad girl image here and now with this power trip your on......you can make my dreams come true:eek so stick it where the sun dont shine you blue muppet wannabe:.................laurie................p.s im really really sorry simmo, i just snapped simmo, its really winbigs and swedes fault as they provoked me~~~~~~~~trust me

Report to my office after school, young lady. It's time you get the spanking you deserve.

 

[bayleesprings]

BTW, I can't get to the page that lists the casino reps, so I feel "banned" anyways.

I don't know what the deal is but I've never had the problem before

 

[solarrocker]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

[Simmo!]

BTW, I can't get to the page that lists the casino reps, so I feel "banned" anyways.

I don't know what the deal is but I've never had the problem before

See here Baylee.

Some excellent attempts so far, and I was actually laughing until I got to Baylee's thread derail - which, consequently, is currently leading the way for the ban unless anyone can do better? Grrr

 

[BingoT]

Caruso.

The good old days lol

We all know the best part of you went down your Daddy's leg.
I still see your looking the same as always Simmo!

 

[KasinoKing]

Simmo - you are one of the nicest guys I ever met in my life!
When I first met you at ICE 2007 you were so kind, helpful, supportive & encouraging.
I honestly can't think of a bad word to say about you. :notworthy

There - that should get me banned!
(But don't forget I know where you & your nuts will be tomorrow night...)

 

[Simmo!]

OK. Game's over. Some excellent posts and my anger has departed

This thread will self-destruct in 10 minutes and a second thread will appear revealing the lucky winner!