Hello there :-) Just a quick introduction.

[latinamerica]

Thanks to Bryan for giving me the opportunity to be here..

I am from a far but warm place in the world from where resides the world's 'poorest' president ("El Pepe") and all weed is organic and natural... Can you guess?

Ok, i will go straight to the point:

Things I Like:

i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).
I like my sock Franko and he likes me.
I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).
Bar fights.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.
Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.
Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).
Really creepy people who follow you about.


Things I Dislike:

Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Eating just cos ive run out of beer!
Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)
Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).
Hangovers!!!
Kittens that come apart when you kick them.
Materialism and not having enough stuff.
Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)
Shaving.
Small Stones with Sharp Edges.
Snotty Eggs.


Cheers to everyone,
El latino loco

 

[miso]

And I don't like idiots. Reported.

 

[latinamerica]

And I don't like idiots. Reported.

Thanks for the warm welcome

 

[miso]

Thanks to Bryan for giving me the opportunity to be here..

I am from a far but warm place in the world from where resides the world's 'poorest' president ("El Pepe") and all weed is organic and natural... Can you guess?

Ok, i will go straight to the point:

Things I Like:

i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).I like my sock Franko and he likes me.
I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).
Bar fights.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.
Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.
Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).
Really creepy people who follow you about.


Things I Dislike:

Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Eating just cos ive run out of beer!
Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)
Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).
Hangovers!!!
Kittens that come apart when you kick them.
Materialism and not having enough stuff.
Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)
Shaving.
Small Stones with Sharp Edges.
Snotty Eggs.


Cheers to everyone,
El latino loco

What did you expect?

 

[Zabier]

Didn't think the word "midgets" was socially acceptable these days?

 

[latinamerica]

In my world, saying "idiot" to someone you don't even know, it's an insult. It's rude.

I am not saying anything rude about you, so, i expect at least a little bit of respect.

Thanks.

 

[Casinomeister]

Kittens that come apart when you kick them

How about you're a fucking jerk. Take a hike - idiot.

 

[psmith2020]

How about you're a fucking jerk. Take a hike - idiot.

and if I ever see a kitten getting kicked the person would get double as people who hurt animals are sick in the head