- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Heaven close to full
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tellthe first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I'vebeen asked to admit only people who have had particularly horribledeaths.So what's your story?" So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife hasbeen cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch herred-handed.As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tellsomething was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal wherethis other guy could have been hiding.Finally, I went out to thebalcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,25 floors above ground!By now I was really mad, so I started beatingon him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off.So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and startinghammering on his fingers.Of course, he couldn't stand that for long,so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into thebushes, stunned but okay.I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran intothe kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where itlanded on him, killing him instantly.But all the stress and anger gotto me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony." "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the manin. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven beingfull, and again asks for his story. "It's been a very strange day.You see, I live on the 26th floor ofmy apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on mybalcony.Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, becauseI fell over the edge.But I got lucky, and caught the railing of thebalcony on the floor below me.I knew I couldn't hang on for verylong, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony.I thoughtfor sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me.Iheld on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed ahammer and started pounding on my hands.Finally I just let go, butagain I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but allright.Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, thisrefrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly,and now I'm here." Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a prettyhorrible death. The third man came to the front of the line, and again the wholeprocess was repeated.Peter explained that heaven was full and askedfor his story. "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tellthe first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I'vebeen asked to admit only people who have had particularly horribledeaths.So what's your story?" So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife hasbeen cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch herred-handed.As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tellsomething was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal wherethis other guy could have been hiding.Finally, I went out to thebalcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,25 floors above ground!By now I was really mad, so I started beatingon him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off.So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and startinghammering on his fingers.Of course, he couldn't stand that for long,so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into thebushes, stunned but okay.I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran intothe kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where itlanded on him, killing him instantly.But all the stress and anger gotto me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony." "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the manin. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven beingfull, and again asks for his story. "It's been a very strange day.You see, I live on the 26th floor ofmy apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on mybalcony.Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, becauseI fell over the edge.But I got lucky, and caught the railing of thebalcony on the floor below me.I knew I couldn't hang on for verylong, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony.I thoughtfor sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me.Iheld on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed ahammer and started pounding on my hands.Finally I just let go, butagain I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but allright.Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, thisrefrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly,and now I'm here." Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a prettyhorrible death. The third man came to the front of the line, and again the wholeprocess was repeated.Peter explained that heaven was full and askedfor his story. "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."
