- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Happy New Years Jokes
A young man at a New Years party turns to his
friend and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Years resolution to quit
smoking,' his friend says.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man says.
'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'What's phase one?'
'I've quit buying.'
Bumper Stickers to start the new year:
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
A young man at a New Years party turns to his
friend and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Years resolution to quit
smoking,' his friend says.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man says.
'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'What's phase one?'
'I've quit buying.'
Bumper Stickers to start the new year:
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
