Get Out Of The Car

[BingoT]

Get Out Of The Car
(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable.

 

[LadyJelena]

Hahahaha, awesome story and moral! Old lady was the honest and fair, at least!

This story hasn't a similarity to your, but after reading this, I just remembered it, so I hope you don't mind if I share it here


Old couple was celebrating a 50 years of successful marriage. There was a reporter who asked the husband what is the secret of that marriage and the old man told him: "My wife and I were recently married when we went on horse riding. I got a very tame horse, but she got a wild one who throw her off the saddle. After she felt on the ground and got up, she said to the horse: 'This is your first time'...We continue riding, when the horse throw her off the saddle again. She arise dignified and said to the horse: 'This is your second time'...After the horse throw her off the saddle third time, she took a gun and killed animal without a word spoken. I couldn't believe what she did, so just start yelling at her: 'Are you out of your mind??? Why did you do that?? You are crazy!!!' She looked at me and just said: 'This is your first time' And that's it, we have a wonderful marriage since then"