- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Gay Bob
Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the
bush." "You have AIDS." Gay Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?".
Doc says, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune
juice."
Gay Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your ass is for."
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My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!
I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, (You're going to love this!)
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"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the
twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"
Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the
bush." "You have AIDS." Gay Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?".
Doc says, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune
juice."
Gay Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
what your ass is for."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant!
I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, (You're going to love this!)
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****
****
****
****
****
****
****
****
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the
twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"
