Freaky Spam Email From The F.B.I ?

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Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
Telephone Number : ( 202 )-324-3001


ATTN: BENEFICIARY


This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke,Sanusi Bello none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.


So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.


Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $200 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction:


CONTACT INFORMATION

NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH

EMAIL : paulsmith1@gala.net


Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following information:


Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:
Annual Income:


Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $200 USD for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

Once you have completed payment of $200 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact me back so as to ensure your ATM CARD gets to you rapidly.

FBI Director

Robert Mueller.
 
I got an e-mail from Ben Bernanke today that the UN deposited $25 million for me at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. :)
 
I received a very nice email from a Nigerian woman that said NOT to trust any of them that she had my money and we should talk:rolleyes:

I want the ATM card with 800K loaded on it:D Has anyone noticed it is getting cheaper and cheaper to have them get you those millions:lolup:
 
When I got my inheritance the FBI didn't put it in an atm card for me. I had to cash a cheque. :(
 
You guys wanna hear something really freaky?

One of my close friends died a few months ago (cancer) and she has a normal first name but a strange spelling last name...anyway I have been getting emails with the email address part with HER NAME spelt correctly...my heart skipped a beat when the first one came, I quickly opened it, I thought maybe it was a mutual friend doing something to honor her....it was for viagra or something :rolleyes: then I got another one tonight and I looked at the people that this email was sent to (there was like 10 other email addys) and there was a former co-worker of hers listed????????? (I worked with her)

How is this possible? I have 4 email addresses and the only one I have gotten this from is the one that we kept in contact. So some sick f*ck is going through my email looking at names and email addys to sell viagra, or whatever it is?
 
Here's a fun idea. Forward the email including the full header to the real FBI and see if they find any humour in people impersonating federal agents or the agency itself. :)

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